Ukadzidza ne simba unoenda ku UZ mononyimwa chikafu momhanyisana ne police.
Ukaba, unoenda kujeri mononyimwa chikafu momhanyisana ne police. 
Saka ndodini manje, ndava confused... ndagaya ndakuita mupostori , ndomhanyisa police ne tsvimbo!!
Interviews nevakomana ve nhabvu

Dumisani Mpofu
Interviewer : Dumi, you really seemed to enjoy the game
Dumisani: Yes, the game was very much delicious.

Memory Mucherahowa
Interviewer: Memo, how do you feel about scoring such a beautiful goal? 
Memory: I feel immediately! 

Moses Chunga
Interviewer : So Moses, tell us about your family.
Moses: I have one kid. I also have two brothers. There is one in front of me and one behind me. 

Cephas Chimedza
This interview took place on Cephas's birthday.
Interview: Firstly, Cephas we would like to wish you a happy birthday. 
Cephas: Thank you, thank you, same to you.

Francis Chandida
Interviewer : Francis, you seem to have hit such a rich vein of form and you also seem a lot fitter. What is your secret?
Francis: In the morning, I get up and run away. 

Musareka Jenitala 
interviewer : Musa, you have just played an amazing game to help your team win, where to from here?
Musa: I am going home.

Peter Ndlovu
Interviewer : Peter, those were three beautiful babies you put away behind the net. How do you feel?
Peter: Aah iam so ashamed, I just do not like it when these women tell the whole world.

Johannes Ngodzo
Interviwer : Johannes, how does it feel to be man of the match?
Johannes : Actually yes!
Imwe tsanoz yangu yakaenda Joza 1999 yakadzoka ikozvino, ndatoiperekedza kuChitungwiza yanga yakurasika apo kucomplainer non-stop, tichitenderera mumaraini yazondibvunza,"ko nhai asi kuno kwaitambwa world cup yenhodo muroad kuita so many potholes?"
Ndini uyo kufamba hangu muOld Highfield ndobva ndaona umwe blazo zvikanzi:
 "mukoma ndirikutengesa kitsi iyi inokwanisa kubata makonzo ese ari pan'anda penyu irikuita $2 chete". 
Ini nekusada kutengeserwa chidhuura ndikati thanks wangu ini hangu handina makonzo kumba kwangu, zvikanzi 
"haisi horror stereki mukaitenga nhasi mondipa address yenyu mangwana chaiwo ndouya nemakonzo acho".
Hanzi pane mufesi asungwa aonekwa achidonha mutwn akanzi ukutedzera president
Pastor vakasvika nepaZRP ndokuona officer vachirava bible. Zvakavakatyamadza vakati, whaat! Mapurisa anoravawo magwaro nhai? Vakabvunza simple qstion yemubhaibheri vakati: "nhai officer ndiani pakati paCAIN naABEL akauraya munin'na wake?"

Officer ndokuti "Pastor bvunzai constable varimucharge office ndovanodealer nedzeMurder, ini ndiri weku Traffic!"

ndirikubva kunotora maresults kuchikoro. Hazvina kumbomira mushe.

English. E

Maths. U

Accounts U

Facebook. B

Whatapp. A

VASATI VAROORANA:
# John.... Ndikuona seuri kunonoka
# Mary.... Urikuda kuti ndiende?
# John.... Usafunge izvozvo
# Mary .... unondida here?
#John.... Zvakanyanya
#Mary.... wakambo danana nemumwe munhu here tiri tese?
#John.... kwete.
#Mary.... Uchagara neni nguva dzose here?
#John.... Nguva dzose ndikawana mukana
#Mary.... Uchandirova here?
#John.... kwete!
#Mary.... Ndovimba newe here?
#John.... Yeah!
#Mary.... mudiwa wangu....


VAZOROORANA: Verengai muchibva kuzasi kuenda kumusoro!!

History Exam 2032 
Pindura mibvunzo yese

1.Mugore ra2015 chii chakadonha?
A . Zim dollar 
B . Ndege yekuMalaysia
C . Munhu

2.Chakodonhera payi?
A .Pastock exchange
B .Mugungwa
C .Parukukwe rwutsvuku

3.Zvinofungidzirwa kuti chii chakakonzeresa?
A .Huori
B .Kuvhuvhuta kukuru kwemhepo
C .Aaah makore afamba.
Enock: Imarii kugerwa?
Barber: $3.
Enock:  Ahh nemhanza iyoyi???
Barber:  Mudhara msoro msoro!!
Enock:  Horaiti ndigerewo DHINO
Barber:  Haa mdara nemhanza yamuinayo iyi
Enock:  Mfana msoro msoro gera wakanyarara
Vamwe varume vakanga vakadhakwa nechamba zuva rose. Sha itatichirova kekupedzisira tirare. Enda unokumbira matches panaJoice vasati varara. Aah shaa ndadzoka vatihavana. Hoo saka matches yanetsa dzima candle tirare tozviona mangwana
Journalist : Nhai vaChinotimba, kana Bona abatsirwa mwana munofunga timupe zita rekuti ani? Toda zita riri mufashion. 
Chinoz: Zvirikumbofambaseiishe.
Mukoma Joe vakanotora zvavo bhebhi kubhawa ndokuuya naro, bhebhi rikabvunza mukoma Joe kuti: "Ko unomwa here?" Joe akati," ndinomwa heavyyyy."

Vaviri ava vakavata husiku hwese vachitandadzana pasina protection, ndokuzoti kwaedza bhebhi ndokutanga kunwa zvaro maARV.

Mukoma Joe ndokuti, "Bhebhi haudarozve! Seyi usina kundiudza kuti uri positive." 
Bhebhi rikati ,"handiti ndakakubvunza kuti unomwa here ukatoti heavyyy"
Themba akanzwa kuti kune pungwe kuZCC akati regai ndimbonoona kuti kwakamira sei, achisvika akawana mufundisi achiti yave nguva yekuzorora chimborarai zvishoma. Sezvo kwaitonhora Temba akatanga kutsvaga angamubatsira kuti adziirwe. Themba akafunga kutsvaga zvihunhi, achingoti fambei kubva pavanhu akaona vamwe sisi vachiwaridza ndokukumbira gumbeze ndokunzi huyai mupinde sezvo paive pagungano ramwari hapana chakaipa chaifungirwa. Akati adziirwa ropa rakatanga kumhanyamhanya Themba ndokutsvanzvadzira garo rasisi, sisi vaya ndokuti Metthew 7 v 7. Achinzwa izvi Themba akazeza akasiya , garegare akapamha sisi ndokdzokorodza Metthew 7 v 7. Kwaedza Themba akatenda ndokuenda zvake. Kuzoti aveega akavhura vers riya ndokuwana richiti kumbira unopihwa. Naizvozvo hama yangu ziva shoko ramwari usazo potswa nezvinonaka
Man going kuBhawa nemukadzi wake kunotandara vachimwa murume ndokuenda kutoilet mukadzi asara rimwe hure ndokuti utange wapiwa mari murume iyeye haabhadhari uye haadi condom mukadzi ndokungoti hoo ndokuuya vamwe two futi vachitaura same statement murume achingopinda kubva kutoilet akawana mukadzi atotsamwa ndokusvikonzi hande tonopedzerana tave kumba vachongonopinda muTax mukadzi ayingopenga dzamara tax driver ati hure raurinaro nhasi rinopenga rasiyana nemamwe aunosimbouya nawo.