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Kupfekedza mwana napkin pachirungu

AMAI: Nhai baba vemwana kupfekedza mwana napukeni muchirungu kunonzi kudini?
BABA: Haa apa ndakaroora mukadzi zidofo chairo.
AMAI: Tiudzeika imi makadzidza.
BABA: Kutadza kungoti kidnapping

Wasu: Danga rehwai

Kwaya master akanzwa discord mukwaya yake vachimba kambo 'Danga rehwai'. Ndobva ada kutsvaka chikonzero. Akati vaimbi vaite mapoka nenzvimbo dzavanobva. 

MAZEZURU : Danga rehwai dangarehwai imwe yacho yarasika-a-a! 
MASVINGO (Wezhira) : Danga regwai danga regwai rimwe racho rarashika-a-a !  
KOREKORE : Danga rlohwai danga rlohwai  rlimwe rlacho rlatayeka-a-a !  Munofunga wasu akaimba achitivo kudii ? 
WASU: Mukraal resheep kraal resheep imweni yaitelost ,mukraal reshe-e-e-p !

dzimufushwa

Ndanga ndiripaborder nhasi vamwe baba vabatwa nembanje vakanyepa kuti mufushwa mapurisa akavapa cooking oil, poto nesalt kuti vabike. Vapedza kudya ndobva vati ndandisingazive kuti kana dzabikwa dzinonaka, zvikanzi nemapurisa dzii, vakati "dzimufushwa"

samutoko - hura hwe huku

Samutoko vachitengesa huku nematumbu
acho vachidaidzira havo murokesheni pa
Glen view apo
Zvikanzi; 

"Ndino hura! nohuku!"
"Ndinohura nohuku"

Torai neka bhuku...

Manheru a nezuro pane katuckshop kari kumaraini kwangu kakapazwa nematsotsi ndichiona. Ndaitotyawo asi chandakango kwanisa kuita ndecheku dedzera kuti 'torai ne ka book ke zvikwereti...'

Masasi ekupenga : kuendeswa out

Hanzi kune mamwe ma babie anoda kuendeswa out every week kunge bin! 

Ma donations e swimming pool

Pane mwana wechikoro asvika pamba pangu achida madonations, hanzi pachikoro parikuda kuvakwa swimming pool.hameno kana ndagona ndamupa 20 litres dzemvura.

Roorwai nguva ichiripo

Vasikana  roorwai nguva ichiripo nokut hachisi chikafu choga chinotengwa munhu achitarisa expiring date....Ngwarira kuexpire uchiti ukudya mafaro iwe uchipera value kunge chihuta .

isiqholo seloja

Zwana isiqholo seloja

Landlord: ngicela imali ye rent mtanami?

Loja: njenganini engake ngabhadala khona i rent mhlaka 28 masalu,yindlala kumbe ngumjombo?

Land lord : kusasa sekungeyinye inyanga phela.
Loja:Lokho ungaya kulungisa lotsotsi owatshintsha amalanga.Ngifika lapha wathi kimi i rent ibhadalwa mhlaka 30 nyanga zonke.So wena mhlaka 30 ulande imali yakho ye rent nzakuqhubela sihle sehlukane uyezwa masalu?

Amaloja so.futhi nikisi

Bhizimisi: chigayo vs barber

Chadzoka zvekare ne statistics

Chigayo $1 800
Chigero  $25

Kugaisa chibage $1
Kugera musoro.   $1


Mumba mune vanhu 5 vanogaisa bhaghidhi 1
Wechigero anogera vese.

Kana takuita business ngatitange tafunga

Mushonga wezvikomba

Pane blazz apfuura achisheedzera kuti arikutengesa mushonga wemasvosve wemakonzo newezvikomba....ndamumisa ndichida kuona mushonga wezvikomba wane irekeni.....

Mugabe @ 93 - wish you many more

A quick reminder hama dzangu. Gumirai pa "Happy birthday to you...."
Zvaana "wish you many more..." siyanai nazvo amana! Munotikuvadzisa....

Chero nemi mungati munhu angaite makore anenenge total time yebhora plus injury time

Nemi tinoti Refereee (Ref) ngaachiridza *pito* 

Vakomana vebhuruwayo vagarika #nandos

Isu kuno kuBulawayo tagarika. Kungoti babes hande ku- nandos unonzwa, "Ndiwirwe hangu. Tenga hako maputi. "

Masasi ekupenga - Surprise birthday ku state house

Guys ...pane vakasununguka here tiende tinoita surprise birthday party ya President ku state house