Rough pakutaura . A prostitute got pregnant. Relatives asked who the father was and she replied "Zvakafanana nekuti wadya beans wosura , ungazive kuti beans yakusurisa ndeipi?"

Vagari vemu Harare vakamira so:
MBAVHA - Mbare
ZVIGURE -Mabvuku
MAHURE -Chitungwiza
MAPOSITORI -Epworth
N'ANGA -Mufakose
MASOJA -Dzivarasekwa
MANINJA -Kambuzuma
MABOORANGOMA - Glen Norah
MaSALAD - Avondale
GUD GUYZ - Budiriro
MaSEWAGE - Glen View
MaBabe AKANAKA- Waterfalls
MaBHARANZI - Warren Park.
MaFISH-BONGA - Kuwadzana
TYPHOID - Hatcliffe
MaWAR-VET - Malbereign.
MADOFO - Zimre/Ruwa
maZHING-ZHONG -Borrodale
MaHUSTLER - Ximex Mall
MaHWINDI - Highfield
MAPENZI - Braeside
ZVIPOKO - Tafara
AIDS - Avenues!
VAROYI - Tafara
CHOLERA- Mabvuku
NHAMO YAKAPETWA KATATU - Matapi
VASINGAGEZE - Arcadia
VANA SIYA YECOK- Chikurubi ne Morris Depot
MANOSE - Greencroft
MAKUHWA - KwaMachipisa
VANOZVIDA IVO VARI MURUKISHENI - Glen Norah
NZARA- Rugare
MAROVHA- Braeside
ZVIDHAKWA- National
VEGWAZH - MT Pleasant/ UZ
VEKUMUSHA. - Charlotte Brooke/ Crowhill
BILHAZIA - Sunningdale/Mukuvisi
MACROOK - Kamfinsa
ZVIDHAFU - Eastlea
Kwako ndekupi kana 

Mupriest weroma akabatsira murume wechipostori netransport. Mupriest akatanga kudya pork pie yake ndokuti kumpostori "huyayi tidye...". Baba vaya ndokuti "handidye pork". Mupriest ndokuti "aaa makarasikirwa hamuzive zvinonaka.!". 

After sometime mupostori asvika paaida kusarira ndokuburuka achitenda nekubatsirwa netransport akati "mofamba zvakanaka monosombisa mudzimai wenyu nevapwere." Mupriest ndokuti handina mukadzi hatitenderwi kuroora. Mupostori ndokuti "aaaa saka makarasikirwa hamuzive zvinonaka." 

Mumwe murume anga ane an artificial hand akasvika parufu, pakubata maoko he removed his hand and said ingotambidzanai ikoko kusvika rwadzoka kuno....

Kombavha yakanoba D.V.D pamwe pamba zvakabudamo zvakatsomana nebenzi mbavha yakasvika pakuneta ikamira yaona kuti speed yaiuya nebenzi haiite benzi rakasvikoti wangawasiya remote.

Pese pandaienda kumichato yeshamwari dzangu vamwe ana mai vemumaraini vaingonditi ''Ko iwe ucha chatawo rinhi vamwe vari kungochata?''

Izvi zvaindirwadza chose, zvaka zopera pandaiti ndakasangana nawo panhamo ndovadzunzawo kuti: "Ko imi muchafawo rinhi wamwe venyu varikungoenda''

Mukadzi anga arimu court achibvunzwa kuti atsanangure munhu anga amubata chibharo sezvo ma suspects ese aivemo airamba. Mukadzi ndokuti 'munhu wacho anga arimupfupi, anemhanza, anonhuwa...........' Achiripakati pekutsanangura pakabva panzwika izwi richiti.."pfutseke handinhuwe ini"

Wife waking up at halftime, Brazil yakabaiwa ne Germany 5:0,

Wife: aarghhh, asi nhasi vatanga nema pena?

Husband: iwe, rara uko!!

Nhai ichokwadi here kuti doro re 7days rakunzi Brazil?

Chinoz and Madam vake vakagara zvavo mu-lounge
after dinner...
Madam (to Chinoz): Unogona ku-swimmer?
Chinoz: Aiwa
Madam: Saka unokundwa nembwa? Ha ha ha kikik
kikikiki (kuseka) Chinoz keeps quiet. Then a few moments later...
Chinoz: Ko iwe unogona ku-swimmer?
Madam: Yes of-course!
Chinoz: Saka hauna kumbosiyana nembwa