Olivia akaonekwa asiri Muchena, aive neNhema
saFrancis, uya wekurohwa neShamu saWebster
nokuti Simba-reuta muparamende range
raMudarika pamusana pekusateerera paakanzi
Dzikamai Mavhaire. Dydmus akachema oti "nhandi
Mutasa, Joyce zvawatidyisa neMujuru, ini ndange
ndaronga naNicolas kuti tiva Goche" Ndiyo nyaya
yekuparara kwevakuru iyi.
Veku Bocha nevekuBuhera vakawirirana kuti vaite makwikwi ekumwa doro.Mazuva emakwikwi ave kusvika vekuBocha vakatuma munhu kuenda kuBuhera kuti anonzwa kuti vekuBuhera vaive vagadzirira here.
Wasu akasvika akabvunza zvikanzi nevekuBuhera tava ready tatomirira zuva iroro. Asati aenda Wasu akapihwa sadza ndokudya. Apedza kudya sadza akaisirwa 25 litres yemasese ndokubva aimwa yese kuipedza. VekuBuhera vakashamisika kuti kune munhu anopedza 25 litres yehwahwa ega. Vakabvunza Wasu kuti: "ko nhai Wasu muchange murikukwikwidzawo here mumakwikwi ari kuuya aya"
Wasu akati:" kwete ini ndakadyirwa kumaprimary ekwedu"
Muroora : maiweeeeeee ndarumwa
Vamwene : nei?
Muroora : handina kuchi idhendifaya kuti chii!
Vamwene : (vachiridza mhere) maiweee mroora wangu arumwa nechidhendifaya!!!!
Kufadza munhu kwakaoma vakomana! 
Rimwe bofu raigaronyunyuta kuti munondiisira nyama shoma. One day rakaisirwa huku yese muplate. Bofu riya ndokuti "ukaona isu toisirwa huku yese kureva kuti imi matopakurirana mbudzi yake yake"
Mazuva andaishanda kuHowmine Gumede ndiye chete aigona kuverenga saka tsamba dzose dzaiuya ndiye aiverengera vanhu. 
Chakazonetsa Gumede aizoshaya hunhu pakuverenga tsamba kunyanya dzaive namashoko orufu aigona kungoti, "Chimuti mai vafa inda kumusha","Jairosi baba vafa inda kumusha,".
Vanhu vakazomunyeurira kuti aitewo hunhu pakuverenga tsamba. Chishanu chakasvika ndokubva averenga tsamba akabva ati, 'munhu wese anambuya kumusha ngaasimuke', gurusvusvu ravanhu rakabva rasimuka iye akati: "Mudavanhu gara hako pasi hauchina mbuya!!"
Ndakasvika pakaungana vanhu ndikati paneiko, wanike ndiChinenguwo naMurombo vari kurwa. Ahhh, Murombo akakanda chematsenganzungu, Chinenguwo ndobva anzvenga, Chinenguwo achibanha Murombo nembhutsu, Murombo achiwira kwakadaro uko. 
Chinenguwo ndokuzogara pamusoro paMurombo ndokutanga kumutsonda nezvibhakera kusvika asarenda.
Chokwadi musi uyu ndakaona kuti Murombo haambofa akarova Chinenguwo
Kid: Nhai baba, maka zvarirwa kupi?
Dad: Harare
Kid: Ko mama?
Dad: Goromonzi
Kid: Ini?
Dad: Chitungwiza
Kid: Saka takasangana kupi?
WARNING!

ATT: To all preachers

Pullpit language adjustment to all the devil cursers. Zviya zvekutukirira Satan muchiti "satan imphoko!!!" To be stopped with immediate effect. Mphoko is the new Zanu PF and Zimbabwe 2nd Vice President. Kana zvanetsa mungatoti "satan mujuru!!!!"
Ukanzwa anoda vakomana 2 vemombe ndinavo Goche na Mutasa and vanoda DJ ndina Shamhu. Vanoda barman ndina Mavhaire, musikana wemumba ndina Mujuru, wemwana ndina Muchena. Pliz vanhu ava vanoda basa iri nezuro chaiye ok
  • Mbuya vako munigga vanodropa zambia vomonerera dhuku mumaoko
  • Baba vakadzingwa basa nenyaya yekutambisa gedhi palunch
  • Haisi mhosva yako,imhosva yema dzitateguru ako aienda kuhondo asina zvombo achitemba kupopota
  • Ndosaka baba vako vakarohwa naamai nenyaya yekuchemera kurara muprema
  • Matama semimba yegonzo!
  • Wakapusa kunge mukadzi wen'anga anodaidza murume wake kuti sekuru
  • Uri benzi wakarega chikoro munhu wawaikopa afa 
  • Kumashure kune chirimi kana wakubudisa mweya kunoti thuuuu.
  • Kumba kunotyiwa aids kwamunobika makapfekedza mugoti condom
  • Kungwarisa kunge wakakura uchichera nyoka
  • Face yakachecheudzwa
  • Mumba menyu mugomba vanhu vakati gogoi unoti wirai
  • Kusviba zvekuti ukapinda musango tsubvu dzose dzinodonha dzichiti IGWEEE
  • Ndosaka wakaenda kuhondo nepinjisi uchiti urikuda kunosunungura Zimbabwe.
  • Kumusha kure kunosvika mapostori akunzi mawhite ninjaa
  • Kusviba kunge blackmarket
  • Dhirezi rako rakahwinwa nababa vako vakunda munhu wese kuridza chiwepu padhibhi.
  • Kuomera ungati chibereko chehure.
  • Kufumuka kunge mukadzi wechigure anonongedzera murume wake achiti ichoo.
  • Wakajaidzwa nambuya vako vaikurova neZambia.
Ambuya varikudaidza muzukuru wavo: mzukuru hwanda mudzidzisi wako uyo arikuuya hauna kuenda kuchikoro.
Muzukuru: "Hwandai imimi! Ndanga ndatumira shoko rokuti mafa, saka kutouya kuzondibata maoko uku!"
Mumwe muface akanda nebhebhi rake kuchicken Inn ndokubva vadya 2 piecer yake yake. Vapedza ndokudya maicecream apa vangavaguta manje mface akazoti kuna waiter "tipewoka matooth pick" zvikanzi nebhebhi richiyemerera " aah shamwari matooth pick unodya wega ini ndazvimbirwa
End of year awards
  1. Disease of the year - Ebola
  2. Sabhuku of the year - Vharazipi
  3. Drink of the year - twizza
  4. Social network of the year - Whatsapp
  5. Prophet of the year - W Magaya
  6. Comedian of the year - Mdara Chinoz
  7. The Church with more graduates in karate - kumasowe kuye kwekurohwa police
  8. Harlot of the year - Bev
  9. The most powerful party - Zanu PF
  10. (9) Doctor of the year - Doctor Amai Grace Mugabe
This is Big Sister Grace, Goche you have been evicted.Please leave the party now...
Welcome to Big Brother Zanu PF, last week we witnessed the eviction of Rugare Gumbo, this week we saw Ray Kaukonde being evicted. Joyce Mujuru has been nominated for eviction next week, continue to vote and save your favourite housemate. It looks like Jonathan Moyo is safe and he is likely to walk away wth the $300 000 prize money.