MuExam yeGeo CHINOTIMBA anobvisa  hembe dzose osara nebrief.
Invigilator: ko zvadiizve nhaivaChinotimba.
chinoz: ndiri kuanswer  number 4 yakanzi answer in brief...
Zimbabwe today recorded its first Ebola case in Hurungwe.This morning at the district hospital a healthy baby boy named Ebola Moyo was born at 05:27hrs to happy parents Fred and Monica Moyo....

Rimwe zuva Chinoz akafunga kuenda kuSouth Africa, ndokutenga ticket number 8 rebhazi rePathfinder.

Sezvo bhazi rePathfinder rine mamwe maseats epasi mamwe emudenga,Chinoz rake renumber 8 renge riri repasi asi iye akaita nharo ndokunogara repamusoro number 40.Murume enge and number 40 paakauya Chinoz akaramba kusumuka. Murume uya akano reporter kusecurity yekwaPathfinder asi vakamukoniwa.

Mumwewi blazo ndokusimuka akandozevezera Chinoz munzeve,pakarepo Chinoz ndokurongedza zvinhu zvake ndokuenda paseat repasi.

Vanhu vakashamisika vakabvunza murume uye kuti akange amuzevezera kuti kudii, iye ndokuti ndamuudza kuti maseats epamusoro arikuenda kuMalawi epasi ndiwo arikuenda kuSouth Africa

Muface: uri pa whatsapp?
Chimoko: aiwa
Muface: ko facebook?
Chimoko: aiwa
Muface: ko twitter hayo?
Chimoko: handipo
Muface: saka uri pai?
Chimoko: ndiri pa eco-cash

Takagara mukombie fon yevamwe blaz yorira, ndobva vakumbira kuti driver adzikise volume...kombie yese vanhu ziiii. Blaz: Private number....Hallooo????, eish!!! "handisikunzwa chinhu",(ndobva aisa fon paloud speaker). Caller: (Shouts) "Ndati Wadyirei polony yemwana?"

Mukoma Joe vakazvinhongerazvavo bhebhi kubhawa ndokunanga kumba . vasvika bhebhi rakabvunza zvikanzi "unonwa here Joe " blaz vakati vanotonwa heavy. vaviri vakanakidzwa usiku hwese pasina protection.
Kwaedza, mukoma vakaona bhebhi ravakunwa maARV vakati "bhebhi haudaro sei usina kutaura kuti uri positive?" bhebhi "inga joe ndakabvunza wani nezuro kuti unonwa here ukati unonwa"

Vagari vemu Harare vakamira so:
MBAVHA - Mbare
ZVIGURE -Mabvuku
MAHURE -Chitungwiza
MAPOSITORI -Epworth
N'ANGA -Mufakose
MASOJA -Dzivarasekwa
MANINJA -Kambuzuma
MABOORANGOMA - Glen Norah
MaSALAD - Avondale
GUD GUYZ - Budiriro
MaSEWAGE - Glen View
MaBabe AKANAKA- Waterfalls
MaBHARANZI - Warren Park.
MaFISH-BONGA - Kuwadzana
TYPHOID - Hatcliffe
MaWAR-VET - Malbereign.
MADOFO - Zimre/Ruwa
maZHING-ZHONG -Borrodale
MaHUSTLER - Ximex Mall
MaHWINDI - Highfield
MAPENZI - Braeside
ZVIPOKO - Tafara
AIDS - Avenues!
VAROYI - Tafara
CHOLERA- Mabvuku
NHAMO YAKAPETWA KATATU - Matapi
VASINGAGEZE - Arcadia
VANA SIYA YECOK- Chikurubi ne Morris Depot
MANOSE - Greencroft
MAKUHWA - KwaMachipisa
VANOZVIDA IVO VARI MURUKISHENI - Glen Norah
NZARA- Rugare
MAROVHA- Braeside
ZVIDHAKWA- National
VEGWAZH - MT Pleasant/ UZ
VEKUMUSHA. - Charlotte Brooke/ Crowhill
BILHAZIA - Sunningdale/Mukuvisi
MACROOK - Kamfinsa
ZVIDHAFU - Eastlea
Kwako ndekupi kana 

Rough pakutaura . A prostitute got pregnant. Relatives asked who the father was and she replied "Zvakafanana nekuti wadya beans wosura , ungazive kuti beans yakusurisa ndeipi?"

****Tsumo Dza 2013****

1. Makanganwa chekuzengeza nehope.
2. Zvinhu zviedzwa n'anga yekuzengeza yakaboilisa gunpowder ikaputikirwa.
3. Natsa kwaunobva kuzengeza kwaunoenda kunezvoputika.
4. Ateya mabhomba muzengeza haachatye kusviba magaro5.Nhamo inhamo zvayo mheni haigarwe nayo mu2 rooms

Rimwe benzi rakagara haro mumuti...ndobva rangozvidonhedza pasi vanhu vaiva pasi vakati ko chii zvikanzi ndiri avocado...ndaibva

Mibvunzo muparamende

Biti: ini ndakaita financial law
Gono:ini ndakaita company law
Chinamasa: ini ndakaita medical law
Tomana: ini ndakaita criminal law
Chinoz: ini ndakaita battery low

Presenter: Mr Chinotimba pa world cup apa muri ku sapota chikwata chipi, sezvo ma Warriors asiko?
Chinoz: Uruguay 
Presenter: Indava? Asi munofarira chikomana Suarez? 
Chinoz: no becoz ndinoera gwai

Chinoz wyf" daddy imbwa dzepanext door dzirukunyanya kuita noise endai munotaura navo tave kutadza kurara.chinoz wakes up, goes thr and returns after 15 mins bt the noise was now 3 tyms  more.

irritated the wife asks"ko noise yacho zvayatonyanyisakasi mawatadza? Chinoz replied"aiwa mai mwana ndatora imbwa dzacho ndikadziisa muyard medu kuti vambozvinzwawo zvadzinoita."

6 Reasons Dzakanakira Doro Kudarika Mukadzi

  1. ukatenga doro unokwanisa kudaidza hama neshamwari kuti huyai tinwe doro randatenga asi pane madzimai panonetsa hapadaidzanwe kunyange munin'ina wako chaiye;
  2. ukatengadoro unovhura wega hakuna munhu anozofamba achitaura kuti doro rina Banda ndini ndakarivhura mukadzi wako unonzwa mumwe achiti takabvaneko
  3. ukatenga doro kana risingaite unokwanisa kurichinja wopihwa rimwe bt kana ari mukadzi ma1;
  4. doro rakafanana harina kuti ndere kunzvimbo ipi asi unonzwa vamwe vachiti machawa akapenga;
  5. doro unorinwa kubva musi wa 1january kusvika musiwa 31 december bt mukadzi rimwe zuva anenge akaneta mamwe mazuva anenge ariku.........
  6. pagaro pedoro pakanyorwa kuti alcohol may be harzadas to health unonwa uchitoziva kuti ndinofa bt pagaro remadzimai hapana kunyorwa unotozo yeuka wakufa

chinoz was tokin pa4n 

chinoz: hello mai pride are u happy. (there was a moment of silence) 

chinoz: ndati munofara here