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Garai mavaudza mega

Dai wanga uriwe Garikayi waiita sei?
Garikayi gari kugerwa mubarber, a young lady was cleaning up e shop. Garikayi says to e lady:
"Umm u a so beautiful une zvinhu zvako. I want to take u out 4 some fun after work and i will spoil u.
Lady: "Manje ndakaroorwa ka ini. 
Garikayi: "U wil tel ur hubby that kubasa kwanga kuri busy so tanonoka kupedza haikona kupusa."
Lady: "Ibvai mangovaudza mega ndivavo vari kukugerai."

January disease: kukwereta nyama

january haiite guys regai ndiseke kkkkkk ndanzi nemudhara wemu next door ndikwereteo nyama ndiite muto chete ndokudzorera nyama yako

Masasi ekupenga: toothpick

Ukaona munxt door wako akabata toothpick usabatikana inguva yemango ino hapana chisvinu chadyiwa

Kuvanda munhu wechikwereti

Baba vakaona munhu wechikwereti achiuya apa anga atova panduze.kuti vamhanye kunovanda it was too late ndobva vangotora zidish ndokuzvikwidibira.munhu uya achisvika ndokubvunza baba varipi zvikanzi havapo vabuda.murume uya ndokuti ok pavanouya muvaudze kuti pachikwereti changu chiya ndava kufano kutora dish iri.apa baba vanga vakazvikwidibira mudish iroro

Masasi ekupenga: munamato

My Prayer for you: Mwari ivai nemwana uyu nguva dzose sedoor recombi nahwindi. Nhamo dzake ngadzidisappear se zim $. Ishe ngaarambe kukundwa seZANU PF.Mtungamirirei baba, makomborero ake asapera senzara yeku Masvingo. Ngaakwirire zuva nezuva semtengo wezvinhu semuna 2008 ,mupei mfaro unenge wempurisa aiswa paTraffic, musamurega achifreezer kunge Nokia Asha, Amen

Zimbabwe flag new meaning

Latest version of the Zim flag colors:
BLACK:the future is dark
GREEN:no jobs unless you go farming
BIRD:pple are migrating outside the country like birds
YELLOW: most girls are bleaching their skin
RED:unless wakaromba haungabudirire
WHITE:zvikanetsa enda kujohane masowe

Zvinhu zviri kungokwira

Mudzidzisi akabvunza vanakuti 1+1=?
Umwe mwana ndokusimuka ndokuti 1+1=4
Umwe mdara aitopfura aibva kunobhadhara vana fees ndokuzvinzwa akabva adzungudza musoro akati "nzara ichatiuraya muno munyika zvinhu zvichingokwira kudai kubva kutransport,petro,chikafu, kana iyo 1+1yaimbova 2 yakwira yava 4 

Kutanga goredzva

vamwe vachitanga Gore nekutenga mota iwe wotanga nekuita ka mota kuma Garo

Anodavira Killer T ndi Mwari here?

Nhai Killer T paanoimba kuti 'Ndine mubvunzo kuna Ishe wangu...' uya anodaira achiti "Bvunza Tinzwe.." ndi Mwari here?

Zhakata Zanu pf, Jah Prayzah mdc

Jah Prayzer akafanana neMDC inosimudza chaunga kungosvika munhu wese munzira kuda kuona asi pakuvhota vatsigiri vacho havavhoti.Heuno Zhakata anenge ZANU PF gore rose musina basa naye kana kutoziva latest dzake hepanoi pakuvhota chaunga chose kwaari ohwina zvake.Ma MP eMdc munoziva ose a to z,masongs a Jah Payzer munoziva ose asi anongokundwa naZhakata na Madam boss yake.

Masasi ekupenga: chikuru rudo

Kana ukaroora mukadzi wako ukaenda naye kumusha kune vabereki kunovaratidza ukanzwa vachiti ''Chikuru rudo'' ziva kuti akashata zvisingaite

Confusion musi wa 31december

Nhai veduwee ndoenda kupi 31 December. Zvandodiwa kwese. Muporofita ati huya kuCrossover. Kubhawa vati half price. Mukadzi ati all night. Small house yati usiku humwe haurwadzi maiguru.

Masasi ekupenga: gore harisi kufamba

Gore rino harisi kufamba last year takadai tatove pa Easter

SOUL JAH LUV AT FM RADIO INTERVIEW

*SPEAKER:* makadii mukoma 

*JAH LUV:* tiripo henyu makadiiwo 

*SPEAKER:* zita munoitwa ani 

*JAH LUV:* ini ndinonz Soul Jah Love murume wa Bounty Lisa

*SPEAKER:* Oooooh okay ndakuzivai ndimi munoimba Hauite Hauite Full Bar And Caterring

*JAH LUV:* yaa ndini mukuru ndakadya nduru ndiri bhuru rine huturu

*SPEAKER:* saka mukoma pamunopedza kuimba masong enyu munomboterera zvamunenge maimba here?

*JAH LUV:* Aaa handiterere zvisina basa ini!

This is a true story! Food for thought

Masasi eJanuary Disease

1.Madyiro andakaita nyama paholiday ma1
rega
ndimboita zvematemba nemavhegi.
2.Green bar ka1 mageisha ari kundiitisa rush.
3. Hameno kuti ndakapedzisira kudya
chimodho
riini.
4. Ndaakumboita zvetsoka makombi anyanya
kuchekeresa.
5.Hamheno taste yemargarine iriko mazuva
ano
plain bread itori nani.
6. Ndi4nesewo 2mins mufana wandatuma
anonoka kudzoka.
7. Ndionewo ne US$5 ndakanganwa card zvese
nechitupa paden.