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siyana nemusikan wangu

Bradley: shaa siya nezvekunetsa babie rangu Tariro 
Prosper: iye ndiye ari kutondinetsa 
Bradley: akunetsa kuti chii?
Prosper: ari kuramba kupfimbwa neni

kuyamwa zamu ra amai nere girlfriend

Unoita makore maviri uchiyamwa zamu ramai nhasi ukutadza kuvatengera 2 kg ye sugar chaiyo?

Asi girlfriend kungoyamwa zamu risingabude mukaka wotosiya Tablet (Samsung)

Tisadaro varume

Bond Notes - mazita ema bhanga (banks)

CABS - Chero Asingaride Bond Sorry
RBZ - Rauya Bond Zvachose
NMB - Nezuro Mairamba Bond
MBCA - Mucharida  Bond Chero Asingaride
CBZ - Chengeta Bond Zvakasimba
TNB - Tototamba Naro Bond
FBC - Farira Bond Chete

Masasi ekupenga: Bond notes

Ko nhai zvakuri kunzi vanhu varikumbodzidziswa zvemaBond notes  zvoreva kuti vanenge vapasa ndivo vachapihwa chete here ndigare ndafoira hangu

Bond Notes - mazita evana

***New names***
Bondnashe
Tawanabond
Tabondwa
Bondmore
Bondwell
Bondelina
Bondlyn
Bondikelelo
Tabondzwa
Takubondwa
SimbanaBond

Masasi ekupenga: madam vakango nyarara

Madam vangu vakangonyarara handisikuziva kuti vambobata fon yangu here kana kuti vari kurwara 

Borrowdale ne budiriro

KuBorrowdale kwaifanirwa kunzi kuBudiriro because kwakazara vanhu vakabudirira.Ku
Budiriro ndiko kwaifanirwa kunzi kuBorrowdale because team yeikoko haizorore kukwereta,they borrow big time.

kkk zvinorevei?

Prosper:Bby Tariro pasi pano unoraramira chii?
Tariro:ndoraramira kkk 
Prosper :zvinorevei kuti kkk?
Tariro: kudya, kunwa, kumama

Pane mwana atsikwa nemota akafa

Ndarwadziwa nhasi pane kamwana katsikwa nemota kakafa. Muridzi wemota kwaakuburuka ndokukasimudza akabata gumbo kwaakukarasa mumahuswa paside peroad masikati machena. Lucky kanga kari kamwana kembwa. Bt mwana mwana

ma bond notes anenge network

Chinzwa vasikana vaye manje:

"Kana pane anoda kundiroora, ngaato manya manya izvozvi! Zvekuzo roorwa nema bond unotoshaya value kikiki. Apa marii yacho inoshanda kugumira paborder kunge network"

vanhu havachadi kunzwa kuti bond

Jonso : ndipowo movie shaaa rekuona
Tino: ok ndokupa ya James BOND
Jonso: pfutseki! gara nemovie rako

Munhu hauchada kunzwa word Bond chete

kana munhu akakuti urimbwa...

Kana munhu akakuti urimbwa, ibva wamuruma ipapo, 
akakuti uridongi, ibva watomukava ipapo, 
akakuti urihure.... aaaaaaah, uchawonawo yekutamba wavemunhu mkuru!!!!

Airtime haibude zvekumhanya

Girl : nditumirewo airtime
Boy : yei?
Girl : yeku juicer ka nhai
Boy: wa juicer wozoitasei ne airtime yacho?
Girl : hezvo! tamu high court here?
Boy : Ehe mari haibude zvekumhanya, kuti manyoka here

Ma bond anetsa paZimbabwe

  1. Bond Meat - Ma chunks
  2. Bond Car - Mahindra
  3. Bond Chicken - Cabbage
  4. Bond Fish - Matemba
  5. Bond Job - Kutengesa bhero nechiVendor
  6. Bond Friends - AnaJudas
  7. Bond Wife - Smallhouse
  8. Bond Girlfriend - 1 nyt stand or pfambi/hure
  9. Bond Licence - Provisional Licence
  10. Bond Passport - ETD
  11. Bond House - Lodge
  12. Bond Milk - My Creamer/Cremots
  13. Bond Phone - Gtide
Zvimwe wopedzisa wega wave munhu mukuru aarrggh nhai

  1. Bond Prophet - ...
  2. Bond Church - ....
  3. Bond Nation - ....

Mhando dzevakadzi ne mari

Kune mhando dzevakadzi dzakati wandei, panoti 
  1. Zim dollar - ava vakadzi vakavimbika uye vasingadi nevarume vavo, they are very supportive.
  2. Bearer cheque - aapa pane nyaya, unogona kubva kubasa ukawana aenda zvake, atoExpire, hapana zviripo.
  3. US-Dollar - uyu haabve pamurume zvekumhanya, asi shanje, shanje kani, asi uuuum inhamo zvayo.
  4. Bond-coin - apa ndopane nyaya, vanochengeta asi value yavo ndeyefake, ukasanyatsoona unoti wawana mukadzi asi hapana hapana.
  5. Bond-note - haaaaa uyu mukadzi ane zvivindi, haadiwe asi anotouya chete. Kuvhundutsira pamusha, haatye kana munhu. Anotuka varidzi vepamba iye asati ambogarapo. Nembwa dzinotomuziva asati asvika.