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munamato wemwana anokara

Munamato wemwana anokara: 
Mwari komborerai mai vangu vabike zvinonaka muvabvise mweya wakaipa wekundipakurira 1piece necup yemuto tumirai ngirozi yenyu yetsitsi nemakaro vandiramwire poto yese yehuku ishe dzingai vavengi vangu vanouya panguva dzekudya Amen.

nyadzi - mazhanje

Nyadzi ndedziya dzauno feeler paunomhanyira motor mu highway, achivhura window woona i EX yako apa uri kutengesa mazhanje emusango 

ndofira munhu wehuchi

Ndasongana nevamwe mai vachitengesa huchi $3 kagaba . Ndatenga 1 chete asi semunhu anga achida hwakawanda ndabva ndati ndipei phone dzenyu kuitira kuti ndawana mari ndovafonera. Ndadzisaver mufoni kuti Honey . Nditori muchipatara so muviri wose wagochwa ... 

shongrish - maybe next week

Chirungu siyai kana musingazive.ndripana 4 th,pane murume arimubhazi arikuenda kwamutare apa abudisa musoro nepa window achioneka mudzimai wake achideedzera zvikuru.inzwa zvaari sheedzera nepa window "suspect me next week"..

bond

mari yemuZimbabwe inonzi chii
Mhinduro ; USB

Nokuti tinoshandisa US$ ne Bond 





chipatara

mumwe  murume akaenda kuchipatara kundopiwa maresults ake mushure mokutorwa ropa zvikanzi,vakuru muviri wenyu masoja ZNA 
hamuchina,mapurisa ZRP hamuchina chasara mapurisa ekanzuru.Dai uriwe waizvitora sei?

summer time kana kuti winter time?

Boy; Unofarira nguva ipi.summer time
kana winter time Sweety.
Girl; Swty....handifarire dzose dzawataura idzo.
Boy; then which time?
Girl; ndinofarira airtime honey

Mudzimai achida kutenga bhodhi

Wife: Ndikuda kutenga Bra

Hubby: unoidiii netwuzamu twako twudiki itwotwu.

Wife: Ko imi pamakatenga minibrief ndakambotaura here?

mukadzi achida kutenga bhodhi

Wife: Ndikuda kutenga Bra

Hubby: unoidiii twuzamu twako twudiki 

Wife; Ko imi pamakatenga minibrief ndakambotaura here

Chinoz - mutupo

Taibvunzwa mitupo
Teacher: Thomas unoerei?
Thomas:Tsoko murehwa🐒
Teacher:Chinoz ?
Chinoz:Tsindi marondera

Kugeza muchando

Ukaona munhu anogeza everyday muchando chino musashamiswe, imvura yekumasowe yekubvisa mhepo!

Masasi ekupenga - chando

 Nechando chiriko makuseni ukarota uchigeza unogona kungomuka uchizora Mafuta.

Vanhu vane mari

MuZimbabwe ukawona munhu achiri kujaivha radio ichirira hana mari. Vane mari makumbo akazvimba nekumira mu queue kuma bank.

Masasi ekupenga

Its better kugara mubhawa uchifunga Mwari

Than kugara muChurch uchifunga hure


Vanhu vava kuwanza ponds

Ma babie emazuva ano akagezera face mu bucket unototi magezerwa mbambaira

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