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Tsanangudzo yekuti sei vaMugabe vakanonoka ku saina resignation letter

BREAKING NEWS: Hanzi mudhara arikuti kana aapadhuze nekusaina resignation letter arikubva akotsira. Paanomuka votangidzisa kumutsanangurira zviri kuitika

Ngazvigumire kuchingwa... toridonhedza

Ngazvigumire kuchingwa, sugar ne cooking oil ikoko!
Gamba renyu rikangouya ku HWAHWA
Toridonhedza mangwana chaiwo

criminals surrounding bonus

After staging a coup in my house, I went to the sitting room to announce to my kids that my husband was now under bedroom arrest. "Your dad is safe and sound and his security is guaranteed. he remains the father and first in command of this house. However, I am only targeting the FEMALE criminals SURROUNDING HIS BONUS." 

Tsano vachango pinda pa Whatsapp

Kana tsano vako vari vatsva pa WhatsApp unoona

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Iwe unobva watanga kutya kuti asi madam vaka reporter kuhama dzavo kani? Tsano vanenge varikunyora mashoko makukutu!!
Ndoopaunozoona

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Grade 7 paper - ED Munangagwa

Apa mu Exam re Grade 7 General Paper 2017, wakanyora kuti Vice President we Zimbabwe anonzi Emerson Mnangagwa. Apa harisati ramakwa. Uri pa tight!

jambanja kumakuva - speed

Speed is now measured in "graves per second"!

Muenzaniso: Jah Prayzer's speed is 2 graves per second  

chishamiso kutizirwa ne ane twunhu twake

Ummmmm, in your whole life, pane akambonzwa munhu kana umwe chete hake akatizirwa nemusikana ane mota?

Kurohwa kwa Jah Prayzah - Soul Jah Love

Dayi ari Sojah Ravhu akarohwa dayi patova nengoma racho soo

Lyrics;

Vakanditema kuti bho bho bho, Nawanadem
Vakandisiya ndichikamhina, panhamo Yavasahwira,
Zvino mugomba voda kundikandira, pakukanda matombo hapana akasarira,
nawanadem, vamwe vachiti Batayi, Vamwe vakati siyayi 

Nekanyaya ke Cabbage, Vakandiita Savage, Suit kusara yave Garbage

Chi ba ba ba Vakati Batay Batay Mubateyi

fambai nemapanga muna december

Hanzi december hakuna kumira mushe kana kufamba husiku chaiwo. 
Zvirikunzi  zvirinani kuto famba unebangaa pose pauri  kana maviri mapanga ,nekuti unogona kusangana nemhunhu  anoda kukupa mango iwe usina banga rekuchekesa  mango yacho

Mudzidzisi waibvunza vana vechikoro mitupo yavo:

Thomas: Tsoko Murehwa 
Chinoz: Tsindi Marondera 

Teacher: Kana zvaakudaro handichadi!

kumwisa mwana uchi baya baya whatsapp

Zvakawoma zvemunyika. Ndasangana nevamwe sisi makuseni zamhu rimwechete riripanze vakatakura Handbag apa vari busy paWhatsapp ndakavabvunza ukuti indava vachifamba zamhu riripanze ririkurwadza here. Sisi vabva vakanda Handbag pasi vakabata muzoro vachiridza mhere ndakashamisika ini ndikati indava sisi ,vakati ndakangamwa mwana mukombi...

Whatsapp nikisi mhani

Father's work

Teacher : John , ndiwe wega wasara usina kutaura basa rababa kana amai vako sei !
John : Ndinotya kuti munozondirova !
Teacher : Ndichikuroverei?
John : Nokuti ndaona motokari yenyu ichidhonzwa vhiri rekumberi risina mweya naheadmaster , pavapinda pagedhi rechikoro makuseni.
Teacher : Ko iwe kana vabereki vako munogova mapinda papi ipapapa ?
John : Daddy , ndivo Chief spike spearheader  kumapurisa ari pa roadblock  iri panzira yandanzwa muchipopota pamapinda muClass makuseni muchitaura na Mistress Gladys! 

Tendaiwo asikana

Janet: Varume vose imbwa!
Veronica‬: Kana wako ari imbwa havirevi Kuti vose imbwa my sister. Ini wangu is a two headed snake who is unashamful and conniving.a dirty pig asina hunhu. Better wako imbwa chete. learn to appreciate asikana

Masasi ekupenga - mwana anonzi Robert

Ukapa mwana achangobva mukuzvarwa zita kuti Robert, haasi anozokunetsa kumubvisa pamukaka here?

Ndiyai mudiki kumba kwenyu

Teacher: Tonderai kumba kwenyu ndiani mudiki?
Tonderai: Ndi daddy
Teacher:  Seyi wati ndi daddy?
Tonderai: Nekuti ndovachiri kurara namhamha

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