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Women's Day

Happy womans day to ladies who wear shoesize 5 zvichidzika.Vamwe vese ngatimirirei Fathers Day

masasi ekupenga - kufamba na satan

Ukaona usingasangane naSatan mulife yako it means you are going same direction (mukuwirirana)

ndatambwa nyowani na madam

kkk ko yandazotambwawo na madam kuno uku nhai kkk

Tanga tigere hedu mu sitting so my fon was charging mu kitchen. She was eating and typing. I then heard my phone beeping a text message from the kitchen where it was charging. l went to check, kkk kunodai wanei ndi madam and the message was saying, huya nemunyu. kkkk

masasi ekupenga - musikana wemu group

Usatsamwira babie repagrp kana ratorwa nevamwe bcoz rakafanana nefoshoro yepanhamo mutambidzwana haizorori kushandiswa

chabva ku DOVES

Tsvangirai wanetsa kudenga

Hanzi chakachaya kudenga uku

Ko iye Morgan wenyu atanga!! Hanzi ari kuti mwari magarisa pachigaro akutanga rimwe bato  rinopikisa Mwari! Shiri ine muriro wayo haiuregi shuwa

Tsumo dze Operation Restore Legacy

Tsumo dze Operation Restore Legacy:
  • Chinoziva igarwe kuti chiwenga ane simba
  • Muromo wemukadzi unodzingisa murume basa
  • Chinoziva i ice cream kuti nyika inosunungurwa.
  • Chinokura chinorizaina 
  • Chinoziva i state house kuti mai mnangagwa ndi first lady.
  • Upfumi hwa Bhobho ndohuri ku blue roof huri pastate house ndehwe garwe.
  • Aakuziva ndi Grace kuti usatuke garwe usati wabira rwizi.
  • Chaive pawoman league chave kwazvimba
  • Panotambwa draft panobudwa garwe kwete bhobho.

Masasi ekupenga: ndoenda kwa mai vangu

Unotonzwa mukadzi achiti handinyengereri ndinoenda kwaAmai vangu, ko ukasvika Amai vako vaenda kwaAmai vavo unoita sei?

Bhadharai ndikuudzei akarara mubhedhuru

Hanzi nekamwana kuna daddy vako vabva kubasa after 2 months vasipo. Nhai daddy ndikakuudzai akasara achirara mubedroom namama munondipei? zvikanzi $5, zvikanzi ishoma, baba ndokupa mwana $50. Mkomana ndokutyorera muhomwe zvikanzi ndini hangu.

Masasi ekupenga: mari yabiwa muchurch

Imagine wabvisa $100 muchurch zvipo zvoverenga zvonzi nhas mari yedu yaita $44. Unoita Sei. Tumirawo vamwe unzwe mhinduro

Chinoz - vadonhedza flour mu supermarket

Chinoz vakapinda musupermarket vakagumha shelf by mistake and zvimwe zvinhu ndokubva zvadonha. chinoz vakanhonga zvinhu zviya vachidzosera pashelf ndokubva vasiya Flour iri pasi. Someone asked : ko mdara iwe unopenga here wasiyirei flour iri pasi? 
Chinoz replied : kana uri bofu u better shut your mouth, hauoni here kuti yakanzi self raising , inozvisimudza yega

musiyano wekupenga nekupusa

Vamwe boss vai mhanyira ku meetting mota, yavo ndokubva ya ponja. Pavakati vaise spare wheel, vabvisa raka ponja riye, mabhaudhi akabva awira muDrain. 

Boss vakabva vagara pasi vakabata shaya vapererwa nemazano kuti zvino voitasei

Pakarepo pakasvika benzi raifamba richinhonga muma bin rakapfeka marengenya akasviba ndokuti kuna Boss vaye :

Benzi: makadii henyu
Boss : mushe ibva pano!
Benzi: ko ndikubatsirei
kusunga vhirika?
Boss: hazviite coz mabhaudhi hapasisina awira mu drain.
Benzi: pamavhiri enyu matatu asara madii kubvisa bhaudhi 1 apa 1 apa 1 mosunga vhiri muone kusvika kwemuri kuenda

Boss vakashamisika ne idea yakadaro ndokuti:
Boss: zvaunenge unopenga wani ko izvi wazvifunga sei.
Benzi: Kupenga neKupusa zvakasiyana vakuru vangu! Ndinopenga but handina kupusa semi

Kubuda kwema o level results

Ma O level results akabuda guyz.muzukuru wangu kumubvunza kti wakatora hre,zvikanzi, "ndanonoka kusvika ndaona apera. Tanzi tizotaimira nex time pamwe anobuda akawanda tikakwana tose.apa ashoteredza". Kuvharwa kauuku. Töngoöna nex yr yacho mayb vachagadzira akati wandei.

Wasu: Danga rehwai

Kwaya master akanzwa discord mukwaya yake vachimba kambo 'Danga rehwai'. Ndobva ada kutsvaka chikonzero. Akati vaimbi vaite mapoka nenzvimbo dzavanobva. 

MAZEZURU : Danga rehwai dangarehwai imwe yacho yarasika-a-a! 
MASVINGO (Wezhira) : Danga regwai danga regwai rimwe racho rarashika-a-a !  
KOREKORE : Danga rlohwai danga rlohwai  rlimwe rlacho rlatayeka-a-a !  Munofunga wasu akaimba achitivo kudii ? 
WASU: Mukraal resheep kraal resheep imweni yaitelost ,mukraal reshe-e-e-p !

Kudanana nemusikana ari kure

Kudanana nemukomana kana musikana ari joza Iwe uri zim zvakafanana nekudya sadza nemumvuri wehuku

afcon 2017 - huree

Tanga tichiona hadu bhora,Pagowesa  vakomana veku ghana  mkadzi bvaadaidzira kuti HUREEE landlord kwakuuya achimhanya ndokusviko knocker pa door zvikanzi mamisai munhu chokwadi anogara achiuya pano musipo munhu iyeye ndaitoshaya kuti ndokuudzai sei

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