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Mushandi wepa purazi achida kuwedzerwa mari

Conversation pa farm

Mushandi: Shefu ndakauya pano mombe dziri 12 ikozvino dzave 41
Boss: Yes sure
Mushandi: Zvino ndange ndati mundiwedzerewo pay ka
Boss: Ko ndimi maidzi mitisa here bamnini?

Kubuda kwema o level results

Ma O level results akabuda guyz.muzukuru wangu kumubvunza kti wakatora hre,zvikanzi, "ndanonoka kusvika ndaona apera. Tanzi tizotaimira nex time pamwe anobuda akawanda tikakwana tose.apa ashoteredza". Kuvharwa kauuku. Töngoöna nex yr yacho mayb vachagadzira akati wandei.

musiyano wekupenga nekupusa

Vamwe boss vai mhanyira ku meetting mota, yavo ndokubva ya ponja. Pavakati vaise spare wheel, vabvisa raka ponja riye, mabhaudhi akabva awira muDrain. 

Boss vakabva vagara pasi vakabata shaya vapererwa nemazano kuti zvino voitasei

Pakarepo pakasvika benzi raifamba richinhonga muma bin rakapfeka marengenya akasviba ndokuti kuna Boss vaye :

Benzi: makadii henyu
Boss : mushe ibva pano!
Benzi: ko ndikubatsirei
kusunga vhirika?
Boss: hazviite coz mabhaudhi hapasisina awira mu drain.
Benzi: pamavhiri enyu matatu asara madii kubvisa bhaudhi 1 apa 1 apa 1 mosunga vhiri muone kusvika kwemuri kuenda

Boss vakashamisika ne idea yakadaro ndokuti:
Boss: zvaunenge unopenga wani ko izvi wazvifunga sei.
Benzi: Kupenga neKupusa zvakasiyana vakuru vangu! Ndinopenga but handina kupusa semi

Chinoz - vadonhedza flour mu supermarket

Chinoz vakapinda musupermarket vakagumha shelf by mistake and zvimwe zvinhu ndokubva zvadonha. chinoz vakanhonga zvinhu zviya vachidzosera pashelf ndokubva vasiya Flour iri pasi. Someone asked : ko mdara iwe unopenga here wasiyirei flour iri pasi? 
Chinoz replied : kana uri bofu u better shut your mouth, hauoni here kuti yakanzi self raising , inozvisimudza yega

Masasi ekupenga: mari yabiwa muchurch

Imagine wabvisa $100 muchurch zvipo zvoverenga zvonzi nhas mari yedu yaita $44. Unoita Sei. Tumirawo vamwe unzwe mhinduro

Bhadharai ndikuudzei akarara mubhedhuru

Hanzi nekamwana kuna daddy vako vabva kubasa after 2 months vasipo. Nhai daddy ndikakuudzai akasara achirara mubedroom namama munondipei? zvikanzi $5, zvikanzi ishoma, baba ndokupa mwana $50. Mkomana ndokutyorera muhomwe zvikanzi ndini hangu.

Masasi ekupenga: ndoenda kwa mai vangu

Unotonzwa mukadzi achiti handinyengereri ndinoenda kwaAmai vangu, ko ukasvika Amai vako vaenda kwaAmai vavo unoita sei?

Kudanana nemusikana ari kure

Kudanana nemukomana kana musikana ari joza Iwe uri zim zvakafanana nekudya sadza nemumvuri wehuku

Andy Muridzo ndiye oga murume after a whole team failed to make a score pagedhe  ra Bev rinozivikanwa rakavhurika pane magedhe ose:

Line up yevarume vakuru vaipotsa pena pana Bev
1. Qonfused
2. Walter Magaya
3. Jah Prayzer
4. First Farai
5. Khama Biliat
6. Ricky Fire
7. Simba Bodyslam
8. Peter Moyo

Bhodhoro na Andy Muridzo

Bhodhoro richibuda Andy achipinda. 
Andy achibuda bhodhoro richipinda
Zvichingofamba zvakadaro

http://hmetro.co.zw/im-pregnant-by-muridzo-bev/

Mhuri ye mbavha, muroyi nepfambi

Mbavha yakaroora muroyi ndokuzvara pfambi, zvino chakunetsa ndechekuti vakushaya wekusiya pamba manheru.

Pliz tipeiwo mazano tivabatsire varikuda kutobuda izvozvi.

president pa profile picture

Guys ndafara zvekufara zviya nhasi.Chimoko changu chane three days chakanyora status yacho kuti "I love you so much", profile pic pane face ya President Mugabe.Saka ndamubvunza kuti asi waakudanana naPresident. Anditi sweetie ndiwe Mugabe wacho uchafira pachigaro chemwoyo wangu.

afcon 2017 - huree

Tanga tichiona hadu bhora,Pagowesa  vakomana veku ghana  mkadzi bvaadaidzira kuti HUREEE landlord kwakuuya achimhanya ndokusviko knocker pa door zvikanzi mamisai munhu chokwadi anogara achiuya pano musipo munhu iyeye ndaitoshaya kuti ndokuudzai sei

Dai vanhu vaiera zvirimwa

Ko dai vanhu vakanzi vaere zvirimwa?

  • Maswera seiko Tsunga munaka nemabhonzo
  • Maita Muboora mashizha emanhanga ndimika verudzi rwe butter nut
  • HEVOI Chibage mugutsa vanhu hupfu tinogaya manhuchu tinobika
  • Maita nzungu mutetenherwa kambeu kadiki
  • Hekani Mbambaira mufamba nepasi
  • Hekani nyevhe vekuvava vanononoka kuibva mudzinga vaenzi

Masasi ekupenga - kupinda mu group ne link

Vasikana vanotizira vakangofanana nevanhu vanopinda mu group ne link, unongouya chero usingadiwe