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Anodavira Killer T ndi Mwari here?

Nhai Killer T paanoimba kuti 'Ndine mubvunzo kuna Ishe wangu...' uya anodaira achiti "Bvunza Tinzwe.." ndi Mwari here?

Zhakata Zanu pf, Jah Prayzah mdc

Jah Prayzer akafanana neMDC inosimudza chaunga kungosvika munhu wese munzira kuda kuona asi pakuvhota vatsigiri vacho havavhoti.Heuno Zhakata anenge ZANU PF gore rose musina basa naye kana kutoziva latest dzake hepanoi pakuvhota chaunga chose kwaari ohwina zvake.Ma MP eMdc munoziva ose a to z,masongs a Jah Payzer munoziva ose asi anongokundwa naZhakata na Madam boss yake.

Masasi ekupenga: chikuru rudo

Kana ukaroora mukadzi wako ukaenda naye kumusha kune vabereki kunovaratidza ukanzwa vachiti ''Chikuru rudo'' ziva kuti akashata zvisingaite

Confusion musi wa 31december

Nhai veduwee ndoenda kupi 31 December. Zvandodiwa kwese. Muporofita ati huya kuCrossover. Kubhawa vati half price. Mukadzi ati all night. Small house yati usiku humwe haurwadzi maiguru.

Masasi ekupenga: gore harisi kufamba

Gore rino harisi kufamba last year takadai tatove pa Easter

SOUL JAH LUV AT FM RADIO INTERVIEW

*SPEAKER:* makadii mukoma 

*JAH LUV:* tiripo henyu makadiiwo 

*SPEAKER:* zita munoitwa ani 

*JAH LUV:* ini ndinonz Soul Jah Love murume wa Bounty Lisa

*SPEAKER:* Oooooh okay ndakuzivai ndimi munoimba Hauite Hauite Full Bar And Caterring

*JAH LUV:* yaa ndini mukuru ndakadya nduru ndiri bhuru rine huturu

*SPEAKER:* saka mukoma pamunopedza kuimba masong enyu munomboterera zvamunenge maimba here?

*JAH LUV:* Aaa handiterere zvisina basa ini!

This is a true story! Food for thought

Masasi eJanuary Disease

1.Madyiro andakaita nyama paholiday ma1
rega
ndimboita zvematemba nemavhegi.
2.Green bar ka1 mageisha ari kundiitisa rush.
3. Hameno kuti ndakapedzisira kudya
chimodho
riini.
4. Ndaakumboita zvetsoka makombi anyanya
kuchekeresa.
5.Hamheno taste yemargarine iriko mazuva
ano
plain bread itori nani.
6. Ndi4nesewo 2mins mufana wandatuma
anonoka kudzoka.
7. Ndionewo ne US$5 ndakanganwa card zvese
nechitupa paden.

Masasi ekupenga: kubirwa radio

zuro takadhakwa zvekuti radio yatairidza yakabiwa tikaramba takagara tichigaya kuti song yapera

Masasi ekupenga 2016/2017

Problems will never end.
The whole of last year we endured Shona people saying twendi sikhistini. Now this year ndebeles have started. Twenti sebentini😑

Kuno testwa january disease

Kune chipatara chirikutesta january disease ini ndatobvako ndatonzi ndinayo endaiwo muzive pamumire

Masasi ekupenga: 2017

Imagine gore rese mandebele achiti twenti sebentin

Makasiya Jah Prayzah mukada Zhakata

But Mazimbo hamusi bho. Gore rese muchitamba mdara achauya mu ma Party kubhawa mukaidyisa Christmas ne New year but makuvhotera Zhakata sure. Hamuna chakanaka
Ndini wenyu Jah Preza

Mhinduro

Wadiwa Jah Payza

Takavhotera Zhakata nekuda kwekuti wakaramba kubuda pachena kuti mudhara wawaiti achauya ndiani. Next time utaure zita ramudhara wacho.

Vako vana veZimbabwe.

Kufunga doro mu church

Its better kugara mubhawa uchifunga Mwari

Than kugara muChurch uchifunga beer

Ndachipiwawo navaMagaya

Doro raka rambwa nembwa

Unotonzwa munhu achiti andinwe doro, nekuti rakarambwa nembwa.Doro rakanyatsonyorwa kuti "Not for sale to persons under 18".Ndeipi imbwa yawakamboona ichisvitsa 18 yrs dzekuzvarwa saka ingagonwa doro sei iyo iri under age. Rega tihudzase isu Festive season iyi vamwe vakamirira kuti imbwa dzisvitse 18 yrs dzigotanga kunwa.

Zvituko

Rodney Kudzayi Musariri 

- Mese kusviba kunge vanhu vanonhonga mabhonzo  

Ashley Chimbarami 

- Eddy nzeve dzakaramwa musoro.
- Mukamwa mune man`a!

Christine Matambo 
- Kuonda kunge nhunzi irikubva kunozvara
- Vakayi, kusviba zvekuti ukabata mwana anobva arara achifunga kuti kwadoka  
- You are so old zvekuti you have photos of Adam and Eve as your classmates

- Matama anenge pfuko dzehwahwa hwepandari 

- Demba,wakasviba zvekuti ukapfurwa bullet rinodzoka richiti ndashaya munhu 

- Ma lips anenge bumper regonyeti 
- Kumeso kunenge foot print ye dhadha 
- Mudhara wako ndibuilder asi munorara muchamber.


Chanetsa Mukahanana
- Kushata kunge ndowe yatsikwa nebhazi
- Door renyu ndere banana zvikanzi gogogoi, hamuti pindai, munoti "Menyai"
- Kumusha kwenyu kunonaya hwahwa, chibage chinokura chakadhakwa
- Baba vako imonya vanogeza neblanket.

Frank Mungure 

- Tsapfu dziri muhapwa.
- Kushata kunenge chembere yakagarira tsono ichidya malemon.

- Maziziso anenge nhunguru dzisina kuibva

Paddington Dzikamai Phiri 

- Kushata kunenge chigubhu che Mazoe chakatsva! 
- Kushata kunenge chembere yakatarisa kuzuva
- Ndosaka wakareba zvekuti ukagumburwa nhasi unozodonha mangwana 
- Ndosaka wakanyepera ambuya vako kuti corner nechishona inonzi "nzvee"
- Mumba menyu muri two asi unochemera kurara pakati

Erhuardt Muchemwa 

- Matama kunge dumbu redafi.
- Mhino inenge chibhakera chaMike Tyson 


Adelaide Chikuhwa Mukahanana 

- Une mawoko eMargarine asi unofarira kudziya moto

Tawanda Shangwa 
- Ndebvu dzinenge kabroom kakupera!

- Wakanzi uuye ne any old stuff kuchikoro iwe wakuenda naambuya vako!

Faffy Maphosa 

- Unongoti ziguvhu renge mhodzi yekotapeya

Tau Kurebwa 

- Une bhutsu dzeround dzakanyorwa kuti fembera fembera mberi ndokupi

Marshall Tonderai Chisango  
- Mazino anenge mapadza evaroyi

Baynham Tanaka Goredema 

- Mateya anopinda jongwe richitamba chitekete
- Kusviba kunenge pasi pepoto yeroja
- Mhino dzinopinda matatya achitamba codesa 


Vakayi Tawengwa 

- Tsapfu dzine matumbu 
- Kuwonda kunenge huku yakapfeka skin tight

Tawz Pokerhontus 

- Your mama is so fat two cars can park in her shadow 



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