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Woenda Holiday Inn woona menu yakanzi:
Salted white corn, rare jucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole! - Price : $52,
'Wobva wa Order! Wobva waunzirwa, manhuchu ane nyemba, kotapeya nekambambaira paside ...

# Apo ndopaunatanga kuziwa kuti teacher we English akanga asiri munhu wekutamba naye.

masasi ekupenga - passport

Unonzwa munhu achiimba muchechi kuti "Baba nditumei nyika dzose", apa haana kana passport. 
Haisi miyedzo here iyoyo?

Mugabe akatomirirawo mbeu

hanzi Ku Gokwe vakatomirira chibage chembeu kubva kuna Mugabe kuti vatange kurima, havasi kuziva kuti kana iye Mugabe akatonyoresa rake zita kuti apiwewo chemachembere

mbiri inongofamba kanai waita zvakashata

Pagrade 7 ndakabuda ne 4 units mbiri haina kufamba 
Form 4 ndakabuda ne 9a's hainazve kufamba 
A level kudoita 15 points kana 1 akataura nezvazvo 
Kutororwawo kuchata mbiri kana kufamba 

Nhasi ndarara muchurch kwakusura mbiri ndopoyo famba zvirikungonzi hona momz vekusura vaye

Kisimusi kana munhu akachona

Kana uchida kuona kuti munhu haana marii, taura nezvechristmass uone ,unonzwa oti Haaa Christmas yamazuvano haichashamisiri ,yangofanana nemazuva ose Kkkkk 

Wobbva watoziya kuti MUNHU UYU HAANA CASH

Tsanangudzo yekuti sei vaMugabe vakanonoka ku saina resignation letter

BREAKING NEWS: Hanzi mudhara arikuti kana aapadhuze nekusaina resignation letter arikubva akotsira. Paanomuka votangidzisa kumutsanangurira zviri kuitika

Ngazvigumire kuchingwa... toridonhedza

Ngazvigumire kuchingwa, sugar ne cooking oil ikoko!
Gamba renyu rikangouya ku HWAHWA
Toridonhedza mangwana chaiwo

criminals surrounding bonus

After staging a coup in my house, I went to the sitting room to announce to my kids that my husband was now under bedroom arrest. "Your dad is safe and sound and his security is guaranteed. he remains the father and first in command of this house. However, I am only targeting the FEMALE criminals SURROUNDING HIS BONUS." 

Tsano vachango pinda pa Whatsapp

Kana tsano vako vari vatsva pa WhatsApp unoona

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Iwe unobva watanga kutya kuti asi madam vaka reporter kuhama dzavo kani? Tsano vanenge varikunyora mashoko makukutu!!
Ndoopaunozoona

Na 10:15 : ndeipu mikiwasha miri seu ne  mhuru

Grade 7 paper - ED Munangagwa

Apa mu Exam re Grade 7 General Paper 2017, wakanyora kuti Vice President we Zimbabwe anonzi Emerson Mnangagwa. Apa harisati ramakwa. Uri pa tight!

jambanja kumakuva - speed

Speed is now measured in "graves per second"!

Muenzaniso: Jah Prayzer's speed is 2 graves per second  

chishamiso kutizirwa ne ane twunhu twake

Ummmmm, in your whole life, pane akambonzwa munhu kana umwe chete hake akatizirwa nemusikana ane mota?

Kurohwa kwa Jah Prayzah - Soul Jah Love

Dayi ari Sojah Ravhu akarohwa dayi patova nengoma racho soo

Lyrics;

Vakanditema kuti bho bho bho, Nawanadem
Vakandisiya ndichikamhina, panhamo Yavasahwira,
Zvino mugomba voda kundikandira, pakukanda matombo hapana akasarira,
nawanadem, vamwe vachiti Batayi, Vamwe vakati siyayi 

Nekanyaya ke Cabbage, Vakandiita Savage, Suit kusara yave Garbage

Chi ba ba ba Vakati Batay Batay Mubateyi

fambai nemapanga muna december

Hanzi december hakuna kumira mushe kana kufamba husiku chaiwo. 
Zvirikunzi  zvirinani kuto famba unebangaa pose pauri  kana maviri mapanga ,nekuti unogona kusangana nemhunhu  anoda kukupa mango iwe usina banga rekuchekesa  mango yacho

Mudzidzisi waibvunza vana vechikoro mitupo yavo:

Thomas: Tsoko Murehwa 
Chinoz: Tsindi Marondera 

Teacher: Kana zvaakudaro handichadi!

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