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pekuvata pakanaka panodiwa

But pekuvata pakanaka panongodiwa guys. Makamboona here kut Nyaradzo neDoves pazvakatanga kugadzira macoffin ane comfort mukati zvipoko💀 zvava zvishoma*.

tags: Nyaradzo, Doves, rufu

masasi ekupenga - KWESE TV

Ukaona imba yakaturikwa KWESE dish ibva waziva kuti panotongwa nemukadzi Kkkk dish risina bhora unoridiii?

tags: Kwese TV, dishi , dstv

kusiya hwahwa muna january

Ini hwahwa ndoda kusiya se new year resolution asi dambudziko mozoti ndakasiya hwahwa ne January disease. Saka ndichambochovha ndozosiya Muna March. asante sana

tags: january disease, hwahwa

Whatsapp yava kupengesa vanhu

Zvakaoma zvemunyika.Ndasangana nevamwe sisi makseni zamhu rimwe chete riripanze vakatakura Handbag apa vari busy paWhatsapp ndavabvunza kuti indava vachifamba zamhu riripanze ririkurwadza here. Sisi vabva vakanda Handbag pasi vakabata musoro vachiridza mhere ndashamisika ini ndikati indava sisi ,vakati ndakangamwa mwana Mukombi. Whatsapp nikisi mani

tags: whatsapp, mwana, kombi

masasi ekupenga - mabhuru maviri

Ukasvikira mukadzi aripanyaya nevamwe vake achiti 'Ndotoda mabhuru maviri kuti ndigute' usafunga zvisina basa Inguva yemango ino

tags: mudadzi, mango, masasi ekupenga

Letter to Mugabe from Malayitsha Association of Zimbabwe

Bongwe D Ncube Dear Baba Mugabe Thina njenge Malayitsha Association of Zimbabwe sithi we are very disappointed with your decision to resign, you know besisidla ngokuwa kwelizwe, sabaleka eskolo salayitsha impahla sithwala ama boarder jumper, now things will fine in Zimbabwe sizoyenzani Please rethink khulu siyacela think about our Quantums and our leather jackets instalments Regards  Omalayitsha

tags: operation restore legacy, Robert Mugabe, Malayitsha

masasi ekupenga - Mugabe anofadza vanhu

Uyu murume anoziva kufadza vanhu. When he took over in 1980  vanhu vakafara, when he left in 2017 vanhu vakafara futi

tags: operation restore legacy, coup, Robert Mugabe

kwaziso after operation restore legacy

Hello ku ZBC here ndokumbira kukwazisa Sekuru vangu Mugabe vari kwaZvimba ndozo kwazisa mbuya Gire vasikuzivikamwa kwavari. Ndoda kuvatenda nekusunungura nyika kwavakaita muvaridzireo kambo kubva kuna Macheso kambo kanonzi "Waitangirei Musindo"

tags: operation restore legacy, kwaziso, Robert Mugabe

masasi ekupenga - kuturunura mapic a bob

Mabasa atotanga kuwànikwa kuri kudiwa vanhu varefu vachafamba maOffices vachiturunura mapotraits aMugabe

tags: Robert Mugabe , basa, operation restore legacy

Tsumo dze Operation Restore Legacy: Chinoziva igarwe kuti chiwenga ane simba Muromo wemukadzi unodzingisa murume basa Chinoziva i ice cream kuti nyika inosunungurwa. Chinokura chinorizaina  Chinoziva i state house kuti mai mnangagwa ndi first lady. Upfumi hwa Bhobho ndohuri ku blue roof huri pastate house ndehwe garwe. Aakuziva ndi Grace kuti usatuke garwe usati wabira rwizi. Chaive pawoman league chave kwazvimba Panotambwa draft panobudwa garwe kwete bhobho.

tags: operation restore legacy, ngwena, garwe, tsumo

masasi ekupenga - adzoka

Ndapepuka ndanzwa vanhu vachideedzera kuti adzoka hana yangu yarova ndichiti ndiMugabe ndazofara ndanzwa kuti MAGETSI

tags: magetsi, Robert Mugabe , operation restore legacy

mazita anotanga naChi - Chinoz

Hanzi naChinotimba mazita anotanga naChi-/Ch- anogona kuitisa mamillion ukapedzisirwa wasungwa naChiwenga Chombo Chiyangwa Chipanga Chihuri Wopedzisira wapaChikurubhi Kubva nhasi ndaakunzi Tinotimba or Cde Tinoz

tags: Augustine Chihuri, Kudzai Chipanga, operation restore legacy, coup, chinoz, Ignatius Chombo, Phillip Chiyangwa

masasi ekupenga - kuroora kwaro

Vamwe venyu pano matomirira Jah Prayzah kuti aimbe "kuroora kwaro gamba" ndokuti muzoroora...

tags: roora, Jah Prayzah, kutonga kwaro

vaMugabe vakaramba kuenda kumakuva

BREAKING NEWS: Hanzi former President RG Mugabe varamba kuenda kunhamo kuHeroes Acre kundoviga Timothy Stamps vachiti ndinoitwa zvakaitwa Jah Prayzah

tags: Timothy Stamps, Jah Prayzah, Mukudzeyi Mukombe, Robert Mugabe , heroes acre

zvichaita kuti ndimuke chipoko

Mukazoona ndomuka chipoko_zvimwe zvacho ndeizvi 1.Kundiisa paprof pic ndafa 2.Kuchera guva zvakanyanya kudzika 3.Kuimba mchiita knge mktonakidzwa nekufa kwangu 4.Kudya rice parufu 5.Kuuya nemazifoni enyu muchindipikicha,ndipikichei izvezvi 6.Kuisa guva rangu kumapeto 7.Kunditi "famba zvkanaka"kuendepi? 8.Kusanamatira kt ndimuke 9.Kundidongorera paboard viewing uri kure 10.Kungoseka seka panhamo yangu 

tags: whatsapp, rufu, nhamo, profile pic

muzukuru nhubu

Jonso anotora phone yambuya oisa pasilent. Mbuya vanonetseka kuti ko hindava phone isiku ringer pairikufonerwa heyo conversation: Mbuya: Jonhii sei foni yangu isingarire ikafonerwa waaiitei?  Jonso: Hapana zvandaita ini unzai tione. (Jonso anotora phone onyepera kutarisa) Aaah gogo yapera maringtone saka anoda kutotengerwa manewone.  Mbuya: Aaaah hezvo ko zvazvinonetsazve zvechirungu zvacho nezuro waiti yapera mapliz call ndikakupa $8 ukanotenga saka izvi zvoda marii zvimaring zvacho?  Jonso: (Yakamanga maserious) Aaah zvagogo vasikana ndipei $15 ndonegotiator nevanotengesa vacho. (Mbuya ndiye wetsu ka$15)

tags: nhubu, ringtone, whatsapp

Ndebele surnames...

Caller: Hello may I please speak to Mr Ndlovu? Receptionist: Sorry he is in a meeting with Mr Ngulube. Caller: Who else can I speak with about a quotation? Receptionist: Either Mr Nyoni, who is standing in for Mr Dube, or Mr Ngwenya. Caller: Thank you. Please connect me to either one of them. By the way, who am I speaking to? Receptionist: Miss Nkomo. Caller: Hey, is that company or a zoo? .

tags: ndebele, nkomo, ndlovu, ngulube, nyoni, ngwenya, dube

To those abazi isiNdebele We are having idili at home and we been waiting for our father as an elder to come and lead the proceedings, unfortunately his leave wasn't granted and he sent us a letter that read "Angisakwazanga ukuza ngoba umsebenzi umningi lapha efemini ngalokho amaboss athi ngeke ngikwazi ukuza lapho ekhaya, umfowethu omncane akathathe indawo yami umsebenzi wenziwe, inkomo ingahlatshwa" Now we are all wondering ingabe uthi inkomo ingahlatshwa kumbe uthi inkomo ingahlatshwa uthini kahlekahle umdala sizani zihlobo kuyaphuthuma umsebenzi umile ngendaba yenkomo,  ingahlatshwa kumbe ingahlatshwa?

tags: inkomo, umsebenzi, ndebele

kuvanda munhu wechikwereti

Ndini uyo ndiri paden nevana vangu ndakaona munhu we chikwereti achiuya asi kuti nditize zvanga  zvisingaiti. Ndakabva ndazvikwidibira nezi dish!!.  Munhu we chikwereti akabvunza baba varipo here ZVIKANZI HAVAPO, zvikanzi kana vauya muvaudze kuti ndatora dish. 

tags: chikwereti

masasi ekupenga - shura mukombi

Shura raitwa mukombi nhasi. Chisikana kubvisa bra.. chikomana kuto bata bata mazamhu ndokutotanga kuyamwa zamhu kombi yakazara nevanhu paya.  Chisikana 25 years .. chikomana 3 months.. mangamatii

tags: kombi

masasi ekupenga - kuzora zvekutsvukisa

BREAKING NEWS: We are going to conduct Operation restore original skin as from 01-01-18. Real yellow borns are safe but we are targeting criminals around them especially vaya vanotsvuka vakura

tags: ganda, operation restore legacy, yellow born

masasi ekupenga - alarm

Wakambopa mukadzi phone, otsvaga oshaya mhosva. After 30mins, obva ati: "alarm iyi makaiisa muchida kuenda kupi?"

tags: mukadzi, whatsapp, alarm, masasi ekupenga

Kuwudzana mashoko erudo

Madzimai EkuChurch Paruwadzano.. Pastor : Makapedzisira riini kuudza varume venyu kuti "ndinokuda" Madzmai : Nezuro b4 bed, nhasi kuseni ndaakubuda, manheru, haa daily etc. Pastor : Shuwa shuwa here madzmai? Madzimai : Shuwa pamberi paMwari!!!! Pastor : Ok.Torai mafon enyu.Mumwe nemumwe ngaasende msge yekuti "Ndinokuda" kumurume wake. Vese vakasender. Pastor : Chichinjanai mafon enyu makagarisana kudaro.Vese vakachinjana. Pastor : Mumwe nemumwe achaverenga mhinduro ichauya pafon yaainayo iyoyo ngatitererei tichinzwa. Mhinduro dzakatanga kunaya kubva kuvarume vemadzimai eruwadzano. Imi woye: Asi warasika ?? Aaa ndiyani wangu uyu?? Aa muri kurota here?? Zvaitasei?? What do u mean?? Asi urikuda mari?? Usade kundinzwa wanzwa!' Asi waroveresa mota yangu kanhi ? To hell wanzwa!! Ndiwo majokes andisingadeee!! Mesge ngaidzokere kumuridzi wayo iyo!! Uchafa nekurohwa nhasi, pfambi yemunhu, uchandiudza hako manheru kuti message iyo ndeyani? Garai muchiudzana mashoko erudo veduweee .

tags: ruwadzano, rudo, church, whatsapp, mukadzi, murume

mudzimai simbe asi shasha pane zvimwe

Ukaroora mukadzi wako ane usimbe  asi ari shasha pabonde, hama dzinoedza kupopota dzichikuudza zveusimbe hwake. Vamwe vanoti murambe, vamwe vanoti chino nechino asi iwe kuti uvaudze kuti ishasha pabonde zvinogumira parurimi. Unoguma wongoti " kungoti chete hamumuzivi!"

tags: murume, mukadzi, bonde, simbe

chikafu chemu hotera

Woenda Holiday Inn woona menu yakanzi: Salted white corn, rare jucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole! - Price : $52, 'Wobva wa Order! Wobva waunzirwa, manhuchu ane nyemba, kotapeya nekambambaira paside ... # Apo ndopaunatanga kuziwa kuti teacher we English akanga asiri munhu wekutamba naye.

tags: nyemba, hotera, chikafu, chirungu

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