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zanu pf - rugare, joy, simba

Zanu pf haisisina Simba,
Zanu pf haisisina Midzi
Zanupf haichina weku Themba
Zanu pf haisisina Rugare
lnogona kudzoka kuCongress isisina Joy. Yadyiwa nemujuru

big brother zanu pf

Welcome to Big Brother Zanu PF, last week we witnessed the eviction of Rugare Gumbo, this week we saw Ray Kaukonde being evicted. Joyce Mujuru has been nominated for eviction next week, continue to vote and save your favourite housemate. It looks like Jonathan Moyo is safe and he is likely to walk away wth the $300 000 prize money.

chikwata chiri kutsvaka basa

Ukanzwa anoda vakomana 2 vemombe ndinavo Goche na Mutasa and vanoda DJ ndina Shamhu. Vanoda barman ndina Mavhaire, musikana wemumba ndina Mujuru, wemwana ndina Muchena. Pliz vanhu ava vanoda basa iri nezuro chaiye ok

Yambiro kuva paridzi - mboko

WARNING!

ATT: To all preachers

Pullpit language adjustment to all the devil cursers. Zviya zvekutukirira Satan muchiti "satan imphoko!!!" To be stopped with immediate effect. Mphoko is the new Zanu PF and Zimbabwe 2nd Vice President. Kana zvanetsa mungatoti "satan mujuru!!!!"

Chikwata cheku dzingwa mu Zanu

Olivia akaonekwa asiri Muchena, aive neNhema
saFrancis, uya wekurohwa neShamu saWebster
nokuti Simba-reuta muparamende range
raMudarika pamusana pekusateerera paakanzi
Dzikamai Mavhaire. Dydmus akachema oti "nhandi
Mutasa, Joyce zvawatidyisa neMujuru, ini ndange
ndaronga naNicolas kuti tiva Goche" Ndiyo nyaya
yekuparara kwevakuru iyi.

Gore Rezvidzidzo - akarwa hondo ndiyani

So, akarwa hondo yekusunungura Zimbabwe ndiyani?

Mujuru haana kudonhedza chikopokopo,

Didymus Mutasa haana kurwa hondo ayive busy with his wife in Mozambique,

Munangagwa was in Zambia studying, 

Mugabe was teaching in Ghana

Iro gore rino tichadzidza zvakawanda