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Zimbabwe 2014 Awards

End of year awards
  1. Disease of the year - Ebola
  2. Sabhuku of the year - Vharazipi
  3. Drink of the year - twizza
  4. Social network of the year - Whatsapp
  5. Prophet of the year - W Magaya
  6. Comedian of the year - Mdara Chinoz
  7. The Church with more graduates in karate - kumasowe kuye kwekurohwa police
  8. Harlot of the year - Bev
  9. The most powerful party - Zanu PF
  10. (9) Doctor of the year - Doctor Amai Grace Mugabe

Kuenda kudenga

Vatendi kana muchida kuenda kudenga musangonamate church dzese dzese tangai MAGAYA musati MAKANDIWA mugomba nekuti muno GUMBURA Mwari gore rino tichadzidza zvakawanda!

mwana wemu hedheni

Inzwai mhinduro dzemwana wemuHedheni paRoad Show. Jona pindura mibvunzo gumi (10) inotevera ugozviwanira shool fees voucher pachena.

1. Jona, tiudze ndiani muBhaibheri anonzi simba rake raibva mubvudzi? 
   Jona: "ndiBob Marley". 

2. Tiudze muchato mukuru mushoko dzvene ramwari wakaitirwa munzvimbo yainzi chii? 
   Jona: "Harare Gardens".

3. Vana veIsrael vakayambuka rwizi rwunonzi chii uye vachiende kunyika ipi? 
   Jona : "Rwizi Limpopo vakanange Joni"

4. Mambo Pharoh vaigara kupi? 
   Jona: "KuState House" 

5. Mambo Jesu vakarova vanhu vaitengesa nekutamba njuga munzvimbo ipi? 
   Jona: "Coppa Cabanna" 

6. Nhai Jona ndiani anonzi akaendeswa kuhere aramba kunyenga mukadzi waPotifa?
   Jona: "ndiGumbura asi haana kuramba kunyenga, ndiye akatorambwa" 

7: Sei Zimbabwe senyika ichinzi iChristian  Country? 
   Jona: "Nenhau yekutora minda" 

8. Zvakaporofitwa nani uye kupi kuti tenzi wedu vachazo batwa vagoshungurudzwa vozorowerwa pamuchinjikwa? 
   Jona: "NdivaMakandiwa paJudgement Night 2" 

9: Zadzisa chirevo ichi: Enda kumujuru iwe simbe ugo.........
   Jona: "Ugorumwa zvekuti ukaone pane churu unosvipe mate" 

10. Ndiani waungati ndiye muporofita mukuru mubhaibheri uye nemhaka yei? 
    Jona "Magaya muhombe bcoz ave kuto sponsor nebhora".

Bhavhadheyi rako unosheya nani

Ndeupi wauno sheya naye mwedzi wawakazvarwa nawo apa?
January - Magaya
February- R.Mugabe
March - Tsvangirai
Aprill - Gumbura
May- Marabha
June - Mai Chisamba
July - Jah Praizah
August - Chinotimba
September - Macheso
October - Zhakata
November - Vharazipi
December - Makandiwa

Then wauno share naye ndoyava nickname yako!

Mu Zimbabwe zviri kufaya nema Anointing Oil

MuZimmbabwe zvirikufaya:

Boss ane anointing oil yake kuti vashandi vanzwisise,mushandi aneanointing yake kuti boss vanzwisise.Mwana wechikoro  aneanointing pen,mudzidzisi aneanointing pen and anointing oil yake kuti ave nevana vanogona. Vasikana varikuno vaneanointing oil yerudo,vakomana vaneanointing oil yekunyenga.Mbavha dzine anointing oil yekuba,vanobirwa anointing oil yekusabirwa.Varimhiri muchadzidza zvakawanda December uno kana mauya

PHD (yaMagaya) yakamirirei?

Kwahi PHD zvinoreva kuti:

Pano 
Hatijaidze
Dhirez

Masai ekupenga - Prophet Magaya rape case 2016

Otoona munhu achitsamwa kut prophet vanzi vahura  hanzi kunyepa asi murume wako akahura inoita Hondo

$300 kunoona Magaya

Vamwe vaibhadhara $300 kuona Magaya kuGuest House face to facec isu takazomuona mahara kucourt 

Chikurubi Football Club set to sign Prophet Magaya

Latest Football Transfer News

Chikurubi football club is on the brink of signing a 32
year old striker, Walter Magaya before the transfer
window closes,to further strengthen their strike
force.

They already signed Munyaradzi Kereke on a 10
year deal. Kereke and Magaya they play similar
role,they will be partnering veteran Gumbura* in
attacking.

Kunamata kwaoma, mafundisi nama prophet ari kungo para mhosva

Yah kunamata muno munyika kwakuite kwechioma diko.  Ndakatanga ndiri kwamadzibaba Nzira ndokubva asungwa nge rape case. Kwakuti regai ndiende kwaGumbura wanike isame issue. Pandakati rekai hangu ndidzokere kuchipostori bvandaenda kwamadzibaba Ishimairi, iye kwakutifurira kuti tirove mapurisa tichiobve tasungwa . Kwakoenda hangu kwapastor Evan achibva atiza America. Bvandaenda hangu kwaMadungwe wanike akutotizire hake kudenga kwakubudira kwamai Chisamba. Ndechoenda hangu kwaMagaya. Imwi we. Achipedza kundinamatira police ichiosvike nendaa yekuti wakaite rape. Ngenyi anhu arikudai. But why

Vanhu vanoda chirungu kudarika chivanhu

  • Ndopaunoona munhu achiramba mvura yemuteuro achida anointed water 
  • Kutoramba kubatsirwa nemuporofita asi achida prophet
  • Hanzi handipfeki shinda dzomunamato asi ndopfeka wrist band
  • Kuti handinamate mufananidzo asi aine chidhori chine mufananidzo waprophet 
  • Kuramba kuyereserwa cooking oil kumasowe achida kunamatirwa anointing oil
  • Munhu kuramba kunzi Mupostori Asi uchizviti Apostle Chakadaro.

Zvasiyanei idzo pentecostal nemapositori?

Andy Muridzo ndiye oga murume after a whole team failed to make a score pagedhe  ra Bev rinozivikanwa rakavhurika pane magedhe ose:

Line up yevarume vakuru vaipotsa pena pana Bev
1. Qonfused
2. Walter Magaya
3. Jah Prayzer
4. First Farai
5. Khama Biliat
6. Ricky Fire
7. Simba Bodyslam
8. Peter Moyo

Masasi ema prophesy: gomba

Dear  ana Madzibaba, ana Papa, nema porofita ose,
Stop saying "ndirikuona gomba pamberi pako". It's not prophecy! Munhu wese anoziva kuti Zimbabwe izere nama potholes