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Chisikana chidofo dofo

Chimwe chisikana chidofo dofo, changa chakazvipengera nekunaka, chaka wana 5 out of 100 pasvomhu!!

Murairidzi, uyo aiva munhurume, ndokunyora mubhuku kuti "SEE ME!!" achiti achibatsire. Asi chisikana chiya chakatofunga hacho zverudo, ndokunyorawo reply mubhuku imomo chichiti: 

"Hapana muuyu unovinga shiri!!! Iwe huya undione.... Kana uri serious nezvangu!!"

Omo ne Surf zvinoburitsa furo here

Mwana muClass:

"Sir, ko tika mixer Omo ne Surf washing powder panobuda furo here?

Teacher: "Yes panobuda furo, handidi zvikubvunzwa zvisina basa makuseni so mhani"

Mwana achizevezera munzveve yeClassmate yake: "What a stupid answer panoita furo cei isu tisati taisa mvura UMMMM TICHAFOIRA GORE RINO"

chinoz - marudzi ema kiss

Teacher - ndiani angatipewo marudzi ekiss amunoziva? 
Caleb - deep kiss, 
Gift - french kiss, 
Chinoz - kiss dhondoro. 
Teacher - chii????? 
Chinoz - sorry, kiss musi

Flag ye Zimbabwe

Teacher: ko black colour iri paflag yedu yeZimbabwe yakamirirei?
Mwana: Load shedding

chinoz - chicken cuts

Teacher :ndiani angatipewo 2 types dzefood dzekuti tikadzisanganisa tinoburitsa 1type of food. 
Chinoz : chicken ne katsi. Zvinoti buritsira ma chicken cuts.

Munhu asingamwi doro idhongi

Mudzidzisi wakaisa mabuckets two, redoro neremvura. Akabva atinha dongi. Dongi rakasvika pabucket redoro ndokudarika, ndokuenda paneremvura ndokunwa.
Mudzidzisi akabva abvunza vana kuti vakanga vazidzei.
John: "Ini  ndadzidza kut wese asinganwi doro idhongi!"

Hwindi aona teacher wake

Hwindi akaona teacher wake achipfuura iye achidaidzira budiriro budiriro pamarket square ndokuti teacher teacher noise yamaindirovera muclass yakundi raramisa nhasi

svomhu: 5 anopinda kangani muna 20

Teacher : Temba, 5 anopinda kangani muna 20?
Temba: kunoitei? 
Teacher: i maths, weka tione 
Temba: kana muchinakidza,anogona kupinda kana ka 10, asi kana muchibhowa anopinda ka 1

Maticha haazivi zvaanoda!

Mateacher makanzi pfekai mauniform mukaramba. Hezvo nhasi hurumende yoti irikutanga kubhadhara mauniformed forces imi mochema. Saka munodei chaizvo?

vasikana musasvora ma teacher

Askana musashore munhu kana asati aane mari muchiti moda vakomana vane mari. Rimwe gore umwe muskana akaramba Robert Gabriel Mugabe achiti ma teacher haana mari, nanhasi paanonzwa sirene yemotorcade anozvirova mbama.

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