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*Makambozviona hr kt muZimbabwe ukabvunza mnhu kt ukuendepi anoti ndirikudzoka🀣🀣🀣🀣*

*Ini pandakatanga nyaya dzerudo ndaitofunga kuti vanhu vanenge vachitodanana zvemashuwa πŸ˜πŸ’”πŸ˜©*

*Nyaya yekufanana iyi inoparira, izvozvi ndabairwa zimbudzi pane umwe musha ku Mozambique hanzi tafara kukuonai aMutukudzi* πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

*"Ndokufonera after 2mins ndirikutsvaka parking"* _ndatariswa muZupco kunge ndirikutaura navo_ πŸ™„πŸ™„

Ndokumbirawo munamato yenyu panext pangu pabiwa huku zvino vadeedza n'anga 😒😒

*Mambo dhuterere and killer T addmitted to hospital after trying to write a song in EnglishπŸ˜€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸŽ€πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ*

*Ukaona ma subjects ako epa O level wamasanganisa nea madam vako otadza kusvika 5 ndapota musaendesa vana venyu kuchikoro munotambudza maticha* Musandipikise ndrikusona mask yangu 🀣🀣🀣🀣

*WHEN YOU'RE DATING ACHIHERA* *CHIHERA: babe ndaneta nekugara tichitukana shaa. I think we need to change* . *HUSBAND: very true honey. Saka wanga wafungei?* *CHIHERA: Ndanga ndafunga zvekuti tichingoita zviri zvemaoko coz kutaura kunonetsa* *HUSBAND:😳😳* 😳😳 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

*kuchikoro 🏦 ndiyo nzvimbo yega yekuti macustomer anorohwa😨*

*Mabhebhi amazuvano anenge MAKOROKOTO nekuti NDEEDU TESEπŸ˜‚*

*Hello guys* *Pane angazivawo* *Kuti imarii kubva* *Ikoko kusvika kuno* *Ndoda kuuya ikoko*

*Zvinoitika muhupenyu hwedu:* Gweta rinoshuwira kuti dai wapara mhosva. Chiremba anoshuwira kuti dai warwara. Muridzi wemba anoshuwira kuti usatenge yako imba. Makanika anoshuwira kuti dai mota yako yafa. Chiremba wemazino anoshuwira kuti dai mazino ako awora. *"Mbavha chete ndiyo inoshuwira kuti ubudirire muhupenyu uye kuti paunorara unyatsorara hope chaidzo."*🀣🀣

*Unotoona ne mask yacho kut nduwe yemunhu uyu ndeye mhangamhanga* 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🚢🏽

*Manga muchizviziva here kuti ukabata mkadzi wako zvakanaka Mwari vanokupa mumwe* 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

*Unenge waka joiner Funeral Policy ine coffin rinodhura richiita $50 000, wobva wamedzwa ne garwe*

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