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*Other families eat without talking.* Then comes my family ndipe nzondora ndikupe msoro , wese asiri kuda chifuta ngaandipe hake πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ *the ghetto vibe*

*Wapasa here mupfanha wangu πŸ—£οΈ Ndopasa sei imi muchindotenga doro ne satchel rangu*πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ™Œ

Unombozvifungawo here kuti munhu wemunhu waunodanana naye akafa uchaswera uchichema uriwega kumba kwenyu😞 pakangooma ipapaπŸ€”

*Ko hamuchandiudzi kuti lockdown nendebele inonzi lokuzeniπŸ˜‚*

*Woendawo naSimbarashe kuNandos paunodai woone eee anyora patebhuru nebanga kuti"Simbilimbi was here"*🀣🀣🀣

*Girls beware kune dzimwe type dzevakomana especially ve Chelsea dzekuti ukaendeswa ku Chicken inn unopedza 3 months uchingonzi "wakainzwa sei huku iya"*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

CEO: What is your profession? Brian: Iβ€˜m a monocotyledon cremator. CEO: I have never heard of that before Brian: Ndogocha chibage mdara CEO: Get out of my office!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*_Usamurega chero akati ane munhu wake be patient bcz vanhu vari kufa_* πŸ€—

MuzukuruπŸ‘©β€πŸ¦±:gogo why mukurara ne 😷mask? GogoπŸ§‘πŸ½β€πŸ¦³: Ko isu to traveller usiku Ka muzukuru πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚panorarika hre

*Please help,* *Ndikunetsana nemukomana wemombe, hatisi kunzwana nenyaya yelockdown. Akuvhurira mombe na8am odzivharira na3pm, arikuti zvakanzi macompanies ese ndozvaarikuita.*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*The meat become Vaseline akadaro samutoko achiudza murungu kt nyama yagwambaπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ*

```vakati svibei seni hama dzangu, please please musapfeka mamask eblack kana navy blue, mumwe azooneka kuti ane mask atopedza kurohwa nemasojaπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ``` πŸ™ˆπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£πŸ˜’

*I saw my ex nhasi achigocha chibage paroad akatiza ....haana kuziva kuti ndikuda kumuudza kuti ndotengesawo huni.* 🀣🀣🀣🀣

*I saw my ex nhasi achigocha chibage paroad akatiza ....haana kuziva kuti ndikuda kumuudza kuti ndotengesawo huni.* 🀣🀣🀣🀣

*MKWASHA* achidya : ummmm pano zvamuchafa nebill remvura *AMBUYA* : ko hindava zvee mukwasha *MUKWASHA* ummmm hausi muto wekutamba nawo uyu πŸ€“πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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