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*Dai magaro akangoiswa kumberi pasina nyaya yekuti ukapesana nemunhu wocheuka*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Ukaona murombo wodya hukuπŸ—πŸ–πŸ¦΄,it's either huku yarwara, or iye ndiye arwara*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*I think my wife is involved in the business of selling goats.Last night her phone rang and I accepted the call,ndikangonzwa "ko mbudzi iya iripo here"?* πŸ˜›πŸ˜›β˜Ί

+27....... : Chingwa nemazai nechingwa chine jamhu ndechipi chinonaka varikuZimbabwe musapindure munnodya murivo nemapotato +263.......... : Suit yeblack neye blue yakanaka kuendesa kubasa ndeipi varikuSouth nyararai muri magarden boy mopfeka maworksuit πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸƒβ€β™€πŸƒβ€β™€πŸƒβ€β™€πŸƒβ€β™€πŸƒβ€β™€πŸƒβ€β™€

*Pane zvinhu 5 zvichandiuraira hama ne bp* 1. Zanu pf 2. Man U 3. Dembare 4. Chingwa ne 5. Data

*Unotonzwa mababbie achichemaπŸ˜­πŸ™† hanzi heee mkomana akarara newe ahachina bsa newe ..can I ask u vanhu vangani vanoti vakajusa airtym vanochengeta juice card ???*🀣🀣🀣🀣🀭πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

Nicknames coined by Zim football fans. Liverpool -Mashurugwi Wolves-makava Chelsea- mabhinya Arsenal - gunners. Man U- Mweya ndisesekedze πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

```Parufu unotongoona netype recoffin racho unobva waziva kuti nhasi tofa nekudya pano``` 😎😎😎

*but Wrestling inenge yembanje chete"shuwa vanhu vangarwire Belt ivo vasina mabhurugwa??πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ™Š

Dai ndakatenga motor kare but makuhwa emucombi anondinakidza chekuti pano🌚🌚🌚

*Preacher*: I see figures in heaven *Muturikiri*:Ndirikuona magaro kudenga *Preacher*:I mean figures.... *Muturikiri*:Ndinorevesa,magaro chaiwo *Preacher*: Sir I mean figures not those kind of figures *Muturikiri*: Ndinoreva magaro garo chaiwo kwete tumagaro

_*Last Year This Time Tanga Takavharirwa Masaisai Tichishandisa VPN. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY GUYSπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό*_🀣🀣

*MKWASHA* achidya : ummmm pano zvamuchafa ne bhiri re mvura *AMBUYA* : ko hindava zvee mukwasha *MUKWASHA* ummmmm hausi muto wekutamba nawo uyo πŸ€“

*Ukaona relationship yakunzi ndaona iwe wakanyararawo ndikati regai ndinyarare, mmmm wobva waziva kuti yabuda mutende reNyaradzo manje Yakunanga kumakuwa*

*Vanhu varikuSA vanekamwe kakushaina so nyangwe uchizvigarira hako kuHarare unonzwa vachikuti kurisei kumushaπŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•*

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