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Teacher:Class what do you call a worm in your tea

Class:vese ziii

Tonde:Gonyeti

election 2018 - mazita akamirirei

Chamisa:
C~ Cash
H~ Housing 
A~ Airports
M~Mining Opportunities 
I~ Investments 
S~ Spaghetti Roads 
A~ All companies to operate

ED:
E~ Extended 
D~ Dambudziko

elections 2018 ED Emerson Mnangagwa Nelson Chamisa

vanhu havachadi Zanu PF

Vanhu havachadi Zanu shuwa nezuro ndirimubhawa mari yedoro yapera ndakangoshedzera kuti mukasanditengera doro ndovhotera Zanu...nanhasi ndichirikungonwa
zanu doro bhawa elections 2018

whatsapp - ndatambwa nyowani na madam

My wife zvaandiita nhasi atora foni yangu ndobva adhirita nhamba dzaTrish. Semunhu akanzwa kuti ndodanana naTrish nefriend yake abva asevha nhamba dzake kuti Trish. Ndiri kubasa ndaona message yakanzi dia ndiisire airtime ye$10 ndobva ndatumira ndichifunga kuti ndiTrish. Ndave kumba ndazoisa txt kuna Trish ndichiti zvaita here zvikanzi ndifonere izvezvi.  Pandabuda panze kuti ndifone ndokutonzwa madam vachidaira varimukicheni vachiti, "Huyai mudye sadza raibva." 

Ndodii ndichitori panze izvezvi
mukadzi murume small house whatsapp

Women's Day

Happy womans day to ladies who wear shoesize 5 zvichidzika.Vamwe vese ngatimirirei Fathers Day
mukadzi

masasi ekupenga - kufamba na satan

Ukaona usingasangane naSatan mulife yako it means you are going same direction (mukuwirirana)
satan masasi ekupenga

ndatambwa nyowani na madam

kkk ko yandazotambwawo na madam kuno uku nhai kkk

Tanga tigere hedu mu sitting so my fon was charging mu kitchen. She was eating and typing. I then heard my phone beeping a text message from the kitchen where it was charging. l went to check, kkk kunodai wanei ndi madam and the message was saying, huya nemunyu. kkkk
mukadzi whatsapp chikafu munyu

masasi ekupenga - musikana wemu group

Usatsamwira babie repagrp kana ratorwa nevamwe bcoz rakafanana nefoshoro yepanhamo mutambidzwana haizorori kushandiswa

chabva ku DOVES

musikana whatsapp masasi masasi ekupenga

Tsvangirai wanetsa kudenga

Hanzi chakachaya kudenga uku

Ko iye Morgan wenyu atanga!! Hanzi ari kuti mwari magarisa pachigaro akutanga rimwe bato  rinopikisa Mwari! Shiri ine muriro wayo haiuregi shuwa
shiri mwari Morgan Tsvangirai

Tsumo dze Operation Restore Legacy

Tsumo dze Operation Restore Legacy:
  • Chinoziva igarwe kuti chiwenga ane simba
  • Muromo wemukadzi unodzingisa murume basa
  • Chinoziva i ice cream kuti nyika inosunungurwa.
  • Chinokura chinorizaina 
  • Chinoziva i state house kuti mai mnangagwa ndi first lady.
  • Upfumi hwa Bhobho ndohuri ku blue roof huri pastate house ndehwe garwe.
  • Aakuziva ndi Grace kuti usatuke garwe usati wabira rwizi.
  • Chaive pawoman league chave kwazvimba
  • Panotambwa draft panobudwa garwe kwete bhobho.
tsumo operation restore legacy ngwena garwe

Masasi ekupenga: ndoenda kwa mai vangu

Unotonzwa mukadzi achiti handinyengereri ndinoenda kwaAmai vangu, ko ukasvika Amai vako vaenda kwaAmai vavo unoita sei?

amai masasi masasi ekupenga divorce

Bhadharai ndikuudzei akarara mubhedhuru

Hanzi nekamwana kuna daddy vako vabva kubasa after 2 months vasipo. Nhai daddy ndikakuudzai akasara achirara mubedroom namama munondipei? zvikanzi $5, zvikanzi ishoma, baba ndokupa mwana $50. Mkomana ndokutyorera muhomwe zvikanzi ndini hangu.
bhedhuru mari baba mwana

Masasi ekupenga: mari yabiwa muchurch

Imagine wabvisa $100 muchurch zvipo zvoverenga zvonzi nhas mari yedu yaita $44. Unoita Sei. Tumirawo vamwe unzwe mhinduro
mari church pentecostal masasi

Chinoz - vadonhedza flour mu supermarket

Chinoz vakapinda musupermarket vakagumha shelf by mistake and zvimwe zvinhu ndokubva zvadonha. chinoz vakanhonga zvinhu zviya vachidzosera pashelf ndokubva vasiya Flour iri pasi. Someone asked : ko mdara iwe unopenga here wasiyirei flour iri pasi? 
Chinoz replied : kana uri bofu u better shut your mouth, hauoni here kuti yakanzi self raising , inozvisimudza yega
chinoz self raising flour

musiyano wekupenga nekupusa

Vamwe boss vai mhanyira ku meetting mota, yavo ndokubva ya ponja. Pavakati vaise spare wheel, vabvisa raka ponja riye, mabhaudhi akabva awira muDrain. 

Boss vakabva vagara pasi vakabata shaya vapererwa nemazano kuti zvino voitasei

Pakarepo pakasvika benzi raifamba richinhonga muma bin rakapfeka marengenya akasviba ndokuti kuna Boss vaye :

Benzi: makadii henyu
Boss : mushe ibva pano!
Benzi: ko ndikubatsirei
kusunga vhirika?
Boss: hazviite coz mabhaudhi hapasisina awira mu drain.
Benzi: pamavhiri enyu matatu asara madii kubvisa bhaudhi 1 apa 1 apa 1 mosunga vhiri muone kusvika kwemuri kuenda

Boss vakashamisika ne idea yakadaro ndokuti:
Boss: zvaunenge unopenga wani ko izvi wazvifunga sei.
Benzi: Kupenga neKupusa zvakasiyana vakuru vangu! Ndinopenga but handina kupusa semi
benzi mupengo basa mota

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