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πŸ§•πŸ½πŸ§•πŸ½πŸ§•πŸ½πŸ§•πŸ½πŸ§•πŸ½ ```SMS from mbuya kumuzukuru.``` *Huya kuchechi izvozvi uite seunoda makey kuri kudyiwa!!!* 🀣🀣🀣🀣

*Wife: Mamuka sei murehwa ,mvura yenyu yekugeza yaita ,hembe dzenyu ndaaina ,liver renyu ndapedza kurifraya kana makugeza mozondiudza ndouya kuzokukweshayai musana.* *Husband: Mari yawaona muwadrobe haisi yangu.*

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Unenge uchiti wapedza kuona zvese panyika.... Pfacha chihera neJerrycan paChibhorani...πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

*Ukawona mukadzi wako asina kana game mufoni, ziwa kuti ndiwe ukutambwa ...* πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

*Ukaona Uri parufu ..vakadzi vakutora varume vavo one by one...tevera ikoko ndokune sadza rine nyama.... LET'S FIGHT CORRUPTION*

*Nhaimi vanhu vakaita geography , nyeredzi yaunoona kana wapihwa mbama inonzi chii*??πŸ€”

*Varume vasina ndebvu kana vachigeza kumeso vanoita sevanosuka mengo* πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

[6/28, 15:51] Mug: Nhai veduwe huku dzechibhoyi dzinokandira asi dzichimwa mazai ndodiiwo nadzo, ndakambopisa miromo asi dzinongorega kwe one week dzototangazve. [6/28, 15:55] +27 74: Kkkkk dzipeyi chikafu chakawanda fanika mhunga dzigare dzakaguta .Asi kana dzabatwa nemweya weZANU hamungadzigone

*Isu takaenda kuchikoro nguva yeAIDS but hatina kumbodzi tiuye takapfeka macondom* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*The first week of being forgiven after cheating is so difficult.you can't comment on food or anything.* *Ukada Kuti salt ishoma,unonzwa konzi"Kuma hure vanoisa ne foshoro ka Kuti imire"* πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚

*Muwinter time hadzifambi ndanogeza* 7:58 *kudzoka dzichiri 7:59*

*3 weeks dhau ndichitsvaka remote yeTV kwaakuzoiona nhasi iri pasi petauro ranku rekugezesa*

*John : I just saw myself on TV but i don't know which channel bcoz ndirimuSupermarket maO.K*πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” Peter : *Tora chocolate uyise muhomwe kana uchida kuona kut uripa channel ipi*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Hakuna kudherera Mwari kunopfuura uku , kunwa doro iwe une zita remubhaibheri . Kutonzi nditambidze Scud AbrahamπŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚* Kana ndimiwo

*Ma1,nhasi ndanzwa tsitsi vamwe baba tiri mubutcher vachida kutenga nyama yehuku ye20bond bvapaiswa bapiro one bvaraita 27 bond bvaracuttwa kusara kamhasuru kaya kehuku*

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