Thomas: Tsoko Murehwa 

Chinoz: Tsindi Marondera 

Teacher: Kana zvaakudaro handichadi!

Zvakawoma zvemunyika. Ndasangana nevamwe sisi makuseni zamhu rimwechete riripanze vakatakura Handbag apa vari busy paWhatsapp ndakavabvunza ukuti indava vachifamba zamhu riripanze ririkurwadza here. Sisi vabva vakanda Handbag pasi vakabata muzoro vachiridza mhere ndakashamisika ini ndikati indava sisi ,vakati ndakangamwa mwana mukombi...

Whatsapp nikisi mhani

John : Ndinotya kuti munozondirova !

Teacher : Ndichikuroverei?

John : Nokuti ndaona motokari yenyu ichidhonzwa vhiri rekumberi risina mweya naheadmaster , pavapinda pagedhi rechikoro makuseni.

Teacher : Ko iwe kana vabereki vako munogova mapinda papi ipapapa ?

John : Daddy , ndivo Chief spike spearheader  kumapurisa ari pa roadblock  iri panzira yandanzwa muchipopota pamapinda muClass makuseni muchitaura na Mistress Gladys! 

Janet: Varume vose imbwa!

Veronica‬: Kana wako ari imbwa havirevi Kuti vose imbwa my sister. Ini wangu is a two headed snake who is unashamful and conniving.a dirty pig asina hunhu. Better wako imbwa chete. learn to appreciate asikana

Teacher: Tonderai kumba kwenyu ndiani mudiki?

Tonderai: Ndi daddy

Teacher:  Seyi wati ndi daddy?

Tonderai: Nekuti ndovachiri kurara namhamha

Rondedzero 

Murombo haarove Chinenguwo 

Murombo na Chinenguwo vakaenda kunochera mvura kuchibhorani zvavo vari vaviri, Murombo kwakurasa mvura ya Chinenguwo, vakomana ava vakarwa zvisingaite, Chinenguwo aripamusoro chete, ndipo pandakaona kuti Murombo haarove Chinenguwo

Nyora rondedzero uchitsanangura zuva

rawakaona ndond

Takamuka zvedu tikapinda musango.

Takafamba zuva rose hapana chatakaona.

Rakazoti zuva rotoda kuvira

ndoopandakaona aaaaah iyo wena ndondo

yakatomira zvayo pasi pemuti ichitonwa hayo mvura.

Rori yeGeisha yabheuka! Vanhu vanga vachitobatsira driver kudzosera sipo mumabox!!

Hama

Ndikuti ndikatarisa muDish remvura yekugeza ndikuona munhu akanditarisa

Ndikati ndigeze naiye oda kundibata maoko ose

Haisi njuzu here?

Ndakumbomira kugeza

Hama dzangu ndinamatireiwo,  things are not looking gud for me.  Handizivi kuti kwandiri kuda kuenda ndodzoka ndiri mupenyu here nekuti kwakaona. Kuti ndirege kuenda hazviiti coz it's a must.  Namatai pliz ndidzoke nyama nemweya zviripamwechete.  Ndiri kudemba kuti dai ndisina hangu kuzvarwa nekuti hupenyu hwazondiomera nhasi.  Hameno ndikadzoka ndiri mupenyu,  ndirikuenda kunogeza.

Mwari komborerai mai vangu vabike zvinonaka muvabvise mweya wakaipa wekundipakurira 1piece necup yemuto tumirai ngirozi yenyu yetsitsi nemakaro vandiramwire poto yese yehuku ishe dzingai vavengi vangu vanouya panguva dzekudya Amen.