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Wife and Hubby watching soccer

Wife and hubby watching soccer:

Wife: sweetie ko uyo akapfekerei zvakasiyana nezvevamwe?
Hubby: Ndi keeper anogara pagedhi. 

After 5 min,
Wife: Ko keeper uya zvaava kumhanya mukati, asiya ghedhi nani?
Hubby: Uyu ndi refree, haasi keeper.
Wife: Saka refree anoita basa rei?
Hubby: Ndiye ano controller game.

After 10 min,

Wife: Ko refree uya zvaamira paraini futi?
Hubby: Uyu ndi assistant refree kana kuti linesman.
Wife: Asi arikuda kusabhura refree ari mukati?
Hubby: No, anoshandira paline ipapo.

After 30 seconds,
Wife: Saka mureza waasimudza uwo iflag yekunyika ipi?
Hubby: Nhai Mwari ndaparei nhasi? Uku team yangu irikurohwa....uku ndirikubvunzwa zvisina maturo...!!

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