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Dzimwe whatsapp statuse dzino pedza power:

  • ‪‎Some‬ pple are alive coz its illegal to kill them
  • ‪‎Tohurova‬ isusu nherera, vane vabereki vachiendesa mbeu kumusha
  • ‪‎Nzwisisika‬ zvauri not kuita kunge cabbage panhamo muriwo ...... pamuchato isalad
  • ‎Handichengete‬ godo, handizi cooler box.
  • Some people are like clouds,if they go away its a beautiful day.
  • ‪‎Vanorwadziwa‬ neni miviri iri sei nhasi?
  • ‎Game‬ rachinja shiri yabvuta rhekeni.
  • ‎Muchandinzwira‬ kure seMazoe adilutwa nastepmother.
  • ‎Dai‬ kunyengerera iri subject ndingadai ndine U.
  • ‎Handitarisire‬ kudiwa nemunhu wese coz handisi mari ini!
  • ‎Usavawona‬ kupfeka majuzi nekunopisa ndini ndavapinza chando.
  • ‪‎If‬ u study me u wont graduate.
  • ‪‎I‬ need an accountant to help me count my blessings.
  • ‪‎Uchati‬ wandigona wandigonera sekuwidzira datya mumvura.
  • ‎Ndine‬ manyemwe kunge mwana wesmall house.
  • Hey‬ there! WhatsApp is using me!
  • Vanorwadziwa nesu ana mhofu, ariseyi marwadzo?
  • Some friends are made in China.
  • ‎Gore‬ rino mondionera mudenga se TV yemubhawa.
  • ‪‎Mapostori‬ akazhaka mapurisa vese vakatizira kutraffic.
  • ‎Urikurwadziwa‬ neni? Manje haupore.
  • Usandiitire‬ dzungu seraPharaoh aida kuyambuka gungwa raasina kupatsanura.
  • ‎Uchazoona‬ kukosha kwechikorobho warasa mvura iweka hauteereri!
  • ‪‎Musaite‬ sehuku inoiti iri mhenyu inonzi 'undressed' kana yaundurwa yonzi 'dressed'.
  • Work‬ till your bank account looks like a phone number.
  • Vamwe‬ muchikwidza venyu vabereki BP isu vedu tinokwidza ndege....
  • ‎Ndinoita‬ sevhiri risina mweya handina kana pressure.
  • ‎MTN‬ Muromo Tsemu Nekuseka!
  • ‎Mwari‬ sipo iya yamakanditumira iri kushanda vanhu vaye vari kuwacha.
  • ‪Minding‬ your own business is a full time job, stay employed.
  • Hatitambe tese, kana taimbotamba tese huya utore magaba ako.
  • Pamaitumwa kunodzora mombe ,ini ndaitumwa kunodzora volume.
  • Mawara anenge ejuzi rakadhamba maoko kuda kutangira vatenzi kugeza.
  • Handina monya mberi kwangu, chero ukandivinga wakabvisa shirt uchida kundiratidza SIX PACK ini ndokuratidza CRATE.
  • Kurasa chawakabata nekuda kuombera.
  • Usanyepera kupenga nekuda kukwira kombie mahara, tokurova.
  • Ikaticker yaonekwa. #WhatsApp haina remove.
  • God is really creative, I mean just look at me.
  • Kudya damba raputsirwa pahuyo unorariro verenga nyeredzi.

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