- When Zimbabweans have money and minerals they keep it in Switzerland.
- When they are sick they go to South Africa or Malaysia.
- When buying mansions they visit Dubai or London.
- When shopping they go to China or Dubai.
- When on holiday they visit South Africa, America or London.
- When educating their children they select South Africa, Malaysia, Australia, UK or America.
- When praying they go to Lagos or Jerusalem,
BUT when they die they all want to be BURIED in ZIMBABWE!
Please could you ask them for me, is ZIMBABWE A CEMETERY?