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chipatara

mumwe  murume akaenda kuchipatara kundopiwa maresults ake mushure mokutorwa ropa zvikanzi,vakuru muviri wenyu masoja ZNA 
hamuchina,mapurisa ZRP hamuchina chasara mapurisa ekanzuru.Dai uriwe waizvitora sei?

summer time kana kuti winter time?

Boy; Unofarira nguva ipi.summer time
kana winter time Sweety.
Girl; Swty....handifarire dzose dzawataura idzo.
Boy; then which time?
Girl; ndinofarira airtime honey

Mudzimai achida kutenga bhodhi

Wife: Ndikuda kutenga Bra

Hubby: unoidiii netwuzamu twako twudiki itwotwu.

Wife: Ko imi pamakatenga minibrief ndakambotaura here?

Chinoz - mutupo

Taibvunzwa mitupo
Teacher: Thomas unoerei?
Thomas:Tsoko murehwa🐒
Teacher:Chinoz ?
Chinoz:Tsindi marondera

Kugeza muchando

Ukaona munhu anogeza everyday muchando chino musashamiswe, imvura yekumasowe yekubvisa mhepo!

Masasi ekupenga - chando

 Nechando chiriko makuseni ukarota uchigeza unogona kungomuka uchizora Mafuta.

Vanhu vane mari

MuZimbabwe ukawona munhu achiri kujaivha radio ichirira hana mari. Vane mari makumbo akazvimba nekumira mu queue kuma bank.

Masasi ekupenga

Its better kugara mubhawa uchifunga Mwari

Than kugara muChurch uchifunga hure


Vanhu vava kuwanza ponds

Ma babie emazuva ano akagezera face mu bucket unototi magezerwa mbambaira

Kweshai meno

Kana uri mu yellow born it doesnt mean kut evrythng pauri chofanira kuva yellow? Mazino ngaakweshwe!

Masasi ekupenga - class 1 license

Mundiitewo makorokoto, ndaa nedrivers licence class 1 ndainhonga parank yemabhazi anoenda kwaMutare

Mushini we chando

Sorry hama dzangu dzemuZimbabwe.
Ndini ndakaba kamushini kanogadzira chando kuRussia ndichifunga kuti ndekedovi. 
Zvino handichagoni kukadzima

masasi ekupenga: mushonga wezvikomba

Pane blaz vapfura vachisheedzera mshonga wemasvosve , wemakonzo newezvikomba ndamumisa ndichida kuona wezvikomba wanei irekeni

pamamonya ipapo - bhedhuru

Kamwana kangu zuro kainetsa kachichemera kurara pamubhedha ndikati usapenga iwe unoda kukwana papi pamubhedha apa zvikanzi pamamonya ipapo

ndiyani aivata namai baba vasipo

Hanzi nekamwana kuna daddy vako vabva kubasa after 2 months vasipo. Nhai daddy ndikakuudzai akasara achirara mubedroom namama munondipei? Zvikanzi $5. Zvikanzi ishoma, baba ndokuti oo $50. Chikomana ndokutyorera muhomwe, zvikanzi ndini hangu. 

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