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Bond Notes: Mighty Warriors bond score ku Cameroon

Mighty warriors scored vakarambirwa hanzi score renyu harishande kunoku iBond score.

full story: http://www.herald.co.zw/mighty-warriors-robbed-in-yaounde/

Masasi ekupenga: Mitauro yandinogona

Babie ndinotaura 3 ma Languages (mitauro)

  • Shona
  • Rough
  • NeNhema

Zvinhu zvinoratidza kuti hawusati wava nemari

12 Things that will let you know kuti hausati waita mari, imbodzikama.
1. Ukaona uchivhunduka murungu
2. Ukaona uchiri kutenga mu shop/supermarket inobvunzwa receipt pa door
3. Ukaona mu Phone yako musina kana one message ya teacher na headmaster vemwana wako.
4. Ukaona uchigara imba ine ma burglar bars
5. Ukaona uchigara muimba ine sitting room inedoor rinonanga mu main bedroom
6. Ukaona uchidyira mu sitting room uyezve mumba mako musina dining room ne table yacho.
7. Ukaona une musikana webasa one uyezve ari iye anoita futi zve garden nekugeza mota
8. Ukaona uchidira fuel ye $5 zvichidzika
9. Ukaona mumba menyu muchidya type one yenyama pa meal uyezve muchidya more than 1 loaf pa Zuva. Chingwa hachifanire kuwanda kudarika zvinoiswa pakati pechingwa.
10. Ukaona kwaunogara kusingawanikwe ma billboards e perfume
11. Ukaona uchi scratcher airtime kuti u juice 
12. Ukaona bank manager asina phone number yako mu phone make.

Huwori hwakatanga paGreat Zimbabwe

Corruption (huwori) haina kutanga nhasi. I'm sure great Zimbabwe kuzomira isina simende was not the initial design but some corrupt official akadya mari ye simende ikatozovakwa pasina. 

Surgery - mazita avana chiremba

Imagine  the day before u have major surgery you are introduced to the team that will be performing it .
Dr Urayayi
Dr Kufa
Nurse Marufu

Unenge ucharamba surgery yacho 

Bond Notes - Dudu muduri katswe

Du-du muduri !!!!
 Katswe !!!

Du-du muduri

Katswe !!! 

Rand muduri !!!
 
Katswe!!!!! 

Pula muduri !!!!

Katswe !!!! 

USA muduri 

Katswe!!!!! 

Bond muduri !!!!!!

Tozotamba mangwana ndadedzwa na mama

Nhamo yekupedzisira

Wakamborohwa nenhamo here kushaya pekutangira kushaya zvekuita , kugumirwa kuedza zvese zvichiramba ,kusvika pastage yekuda kutengesa calendar 

Vanhu vari ku batwa sugar diabetes

Chinoz: Ndirikutya kuenda kuchipatara, vanhu vakawanda varikubatwa sugar these days. Nemadiro angu eSadza ndogona kubatwa Upfu.

Wakurunga here?

Rimwe benzi rakatenga sugar 20kg, rikadira murwizi. Rakabva ratanga kunwa mvura rikanzwa isinganaki, rikabata musoro rigere pasi richichema.
Pakabva pasvikawo rimwe benzi, rikabvunza kuti unochemei? Iro rikati ndadira 20kg yesugar murwizi asi mvura haisi kunaka. 
Zvikanzi iwe unenge unonyanyisawo kupenga! Wakurunga here?

Masasi ekupenga - pastor vachidzinga dhimoni

Pastor vaiedza kudzinga demon , " mweya wepoverty out!!! Demoni rikati ndoendepi imi makapfeka bhachi remubhero"

baby feeder ku small house

Mumwe murume akaita small house kuMbare, saka akanga asisauye kumba,  ndokubva mukadzi wake atevera ikoko. Ndokuwana murume akagadzikwa musofa akapfekedzwa baby feeder, achidyiswa nespoon. 
Mukadzi akatsamwa, zvikanzi: "Imi murikuitei murume mukuru handei kumba!". 
Zvikanzi nemurume... "Atiti" 

Driver iwe speed yako yakawandisa

Zvidhakwa 3 zvakakwira taxi zvakadhakwa heavy. Taxi driver akangostarter mota akabva adzima akati tasvika vasina kumbofamba Chidhakwa 1 chakaburuka chakatenda;chidhakwa 2 chakaburitsa mari chikabhadhara. Chechi 3 chakapa driver zimbama. Driver akafunga kuti raona zvaitika akabva abvunza kuti ko wandiroverei? Chidhakwa chikati speed yako yakawandisa, ko dai watiuraya

Zvinoreva eco wepana ecocash

Ukataura chinhu mubako kana muhova panoita maungira. 
Rinenge riri voice rako haro rinenge richidairira , asi hausi iwe unenge uchiri kutaura.  
Phenomenon iyi Varungu vanoiti  "Echo".
Kana unemari muAccount  asi usinga kwanisi kuiita Cash-Out. Inenge iri mari yako hayo asi hausiriwe unenge wakaibata.
Now i understand why VaMasiwa vakaiti inonzi "Eco"-Cash.

....Maungira emaDhora.

Masasi ekubatsirana - mari yeku snake park

Hanzi unotoona munhu achiwana time yekunoona nyoka ku snake park asi achishaya nguva yekunoona vabereki kumusha. Vanhu itai mushe imi.

masasi ekupenga haufe wakawana umwe anenge ini

Woramba munhu, wotonzwa achiti "haufe wakawana mumwe anenge inini".
Ko mumwe anenge iwe ndomudii ini ndichitokurambira zvauri?

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