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Chembere ichiyimba zim dancehall

Ndazoseka Gogaz yepa next door nhasi ichi imba masongs aFreeman. Paya paanoti HKD BOSS

Hanzi neGogaz: 8Kg bones


Cellphone number neChiShona

Sezvo svomhu dzakudzidzwa muchishona vanoda kundibata munondibata panhamba dzangu dzinoti : hapana Nomwe nomwe mbiri nomwe mbiri pfumbamwe hapana nomwe tatu

Maths dzava kuitwa neChiShona - remove brackets

(2x + 3)(x-7)
Bvisa mateya urerutse.
(Remove brackets and simplify)

Mushandi wepa purazi achida kuwedzerwa mari

Conversation pa farm

Mushandi: Shefu ndakauya pano mombe dziri 12 ikozvino dzave 41
Boss: Yes sure
Mushandi: Zvino ndange ndati mundiwedzerewo pay ka
Boss: Ko ndimi maidzi mitisa here bamnini?

Andy Muridzo ndiye oga murume after a whole team failed to make a score pagedhe  ra Bev rinozivikanwa rakavhurika pane magedhe ose:

Line up yevarume vakuru vaipotsa pena pana Bev
1. Qonfused
2. Walter Magaya
3. Jah Prayzer
4. First Farai
5. Khama Biliat
6. Ricky Fire
7. Simba Bodyslam
8. Peter Moyo

Bhodhoro na Andy Muridzo

Bhodhoro richibuda Andy achipinda. 
Andy achibuda bhodhoro richipinda
Zvichingofamba zvakadaro

http://hmetro.co.zw/im-pregnant-by-muridzo-bev/

Mhuri ye mbavha, muroyi nepfambi

Mbavha yakaroora muroyi ndokuzvara pfambi, zvino chakunetsa ndechekuti vakushaya wekusiya pamba manheru.

Pliz tipeiwo mazano tivabatsire varikuda kutobuda izvozvi.

president pa profile picture

Guys ndafara zvekufara zviya nhasi.Chimoko changu chane three days chakanyora status yacho kuti "I love you so much", profile pic pane face ya President Mugabe.Saka ndamubvunza kuti asi waakudanana naPresident. Anditi sweetie ndiwe Mugabe wacho uchafira pachigaro chemwoyo wangu.

Dai vanhu vaiera zvirimwa

Ko dai vanhu vakanzi vaere zvirimwa?

  • Maswera seiko Tsunga munaka nemabhonzo
  • Maita Muboora mashizha emanhanga ndimika verudzi rwe butter nut
  • HEVOI Chibage mugutsa vanhu hupfu tinogaya manhuchu tinobika
  • Maita nzungu mutetenherwa kambeu kadiki
  • Hekani Mbambaira mufamba nepasi
  • Hekani nyevhe vekuvava vanononoka kuibva mudzinga vaenzi

Masasi ekupenga - kupinda mu group ne link

Vasikana vanotizira vakangofanana nevanhu vanopinda mu group ne link, unongouya chero usingadiwe

AFCON 2017 Zimbabwe vs Senegal - president

But Senegal ingatikunda pabhora hayo but pamakore aPresident haitevere

Mvura 2017 - washen

Ne weather iyi kungoburitsa uchiisa woburitsa uchiisa, woburitsa woisa futi zvakutobhwa cz yakugara yakatota washen yacho ahh

Enda unodzosera kwawaka muwana

Zvakaoma sokunzi nevabereki mukadzi wako hatimudi ,enda unomudzosera kwawakamuwana.Apa iwe uchiziva kuti Bhawa racho rakavharwa yatove Supermarket.

Garai mavaudza mega

Dai wanga uriwe Garikayi waiita sei?
Garikayi gari kugerwa mubarber, a young lady was cleaning up e shop. Garikayi says to e lady:
"Umm u a so beautiful une zvinhu zvako. I want to take u out 4 some fun after work and i will spoil u.
Lady: "Manje ndakaroorwa ka ini. 
Garikayi: "U wil tel ur hubby that kubasa kwanga kuri busy so tanonoka kupedza haikona kupusa."
Lady: "Ibvai mangovaudza mega ndivavo vari kukugerai."

January disease: kukwereta nyama

january haiite guys regai ndiseke kkkkkk ndanzi nemudhara wemu next door ndikwereteo nyama ndiite muto chete ndokudzorera nyama yako

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