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*Ko mava kuenda tanga tava kutopakura* *Me: aiwa handis kuenda ndoda kutanha mhiripiri mu garden* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Girlfriend ndeye kuenda nayo kumaparty nemaweddings emafriends. Small house ndeyekuenda nayo kubhora nekunogocha. House wife ndeyekuenda nayo kumariro, kuchurch nekun'anga. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

*Chirungu chinoita kuti zvinhu zvinake vakomana ukadaidza mudiwa wako kuti Pumpkin unoona smile chingomuti NHANGA uone🀣🀣*

Mazwi ane chekuita neKorona muChiShona Coronavirus ~ β€œDzihwamupengo” Quarantine – Hugarandega Sanitize – Cheneutsa Sanitizer - Chicheneutso Contagious – Tapukira Disinfectant – Royonora Face mask – Chifukidzauso Epidemic – Chifo Pandemic - Chipando

*Mazana mairi epondo ane makumi mairi epondo nepondo mbiri dzine mbofana nemashereni mashanu ane susupenzi. I marii in digits* ndanzi naGogo ndiisirewo mari paEcocash. Ndibatsireiwo.

*Murume hachisi chinhu chekutamba nacho.Ndosaka muchiona kusina chidhori chechirume chekuti vana vatambise*

*Ndaenda kuPolice ndichida permit yekufambisa kuenda kuRufu manje hanzi yekusvika pano paPolice station waipihwa nani* πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚

Vanhu vari kusouth vachadzoka vega zvavo vakaenda vachitiza zhara vachadzoka futi vachitiza zhara ikoko ndipo panoshanda dimikira riya rekuti *kuenda humbangu kudzoka humbangu*

Akatanga nekubvisaπŸ§₯ bachi rangu ndikanyarara kwavakubvisazve πŸ‘štop yacho ndikamusiya akabvisa πŸ‘—skirt yangu ndikati regai ndimboona akabvisa bra ndikamusiyazve . Paakazodhonza pant rangu avekuda kuribvisa ndipo pandakazoshevedzera kuti nhaiwe Tonde space yese iyo haikwane here kuyanikira tuhembe twako zvawavakupedza kubvisa dzangu. Inyaya yekuyanika hembe iyi kana wanga wafunga zvimwe mwari ave newe.😜

*Teacher: Kudzi can you please support your answer* πŸ§’πŸΎ *Kudzi: Pamberi ne answer yangu, ✊🏾 Pamberi, βœ‹πŸΏahoy ma comrade Pamberi ne answer yangu*** ✊🏾

*Anenge ari mdara wako achitaurwa nevaroora akarova suit yered panhamo,* "Adya here spider-man." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… *Teacher: nhai John 21 +14=chii?.* *John: yakapusa sir musandiite hwai*πŸ˜… *Teacher: pindura chete iwe.* *John: i lockdownπŸ™ˆ* Ndachema zvanguπŸ˜†

HerπŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ¦± : *why usina kundiudza kuti une mavende?* HimπŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ¦± : *Sorry bvebvi* 🀣🀣🀣

*Ramaphosa*:3 weeks lockdown *Ed:* 3 weeks lockdown *Ramaphosa:* plus 2 weeks *ED:* plus 2 weeks *Ramaphosa* :R500 Billion to the nation *ED* :Heeee

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