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chikonzero chechirwere che shuga

Ongororo yaitwa nemadoctors iri kuratidza kuti vanhu vazhinji vari kubatwa nechirwere chesugar nechikonzero chemazita avari kudaidzwa nevadiwa vavo ekuti sweetie, honie, dia, lovie, chocolate .....

Paitwa kurudziro yekuti daidzanayi kuti nyevhe,dovi,lettuce, spinach, gogoya, tsangamidzi, tsunga kana cabbage kuderedza chirwere ichi ...........

Saka mudiwa wako uchamuti ani?

world cup yadzoka, hondo iya yatanga zvakare

Hondo iya yekuona Soccer World Cup nema wives is by the corner varume.Get ready!kkkk

Wyf; swetie Ko uyo akapfekerei zvakasiyana nezvevamwe?
Hubby: ndikeeper anogara pagedhi
After 5 min
Wyf: Ko keeper uye zvaava kumhanya mukati asiya gedhi naani?
Hubby: uyu ndireferee haasi keeper
Wyf,: saka referee anoita basa rei?
Hubby: ndiye ano controller game.
After ,10 min
Wyf: Ko referee uye zvaamira paraini futi?
Hubby: uyu ndiassistant referee kana kuti linesman
Wife: asi arikuda kusabhura referee ari mukati?
Hubby: No anoshandira paline ipapo.
After 30 seconds
Wife: saka mureza waasimudza uwo iflag yekunyika ipi?
Hubby: Nhai Mwari ndaparei nhasi, uku team yangu irikurohwa .. uku ndirikubvunzwa zvisina maturo

masasi ekupenga - kurota hope

Ndarota ndiri mombe mukadzi we shamwari yangu ari huswa. Zvinorevei nhai

masasi ekupenga - function

HAPANA CHINOBHOWA SEKUNYEBERWA PAFUNCTION KUNZI WADYA

masasi ekupenga - chando kupisa

Ndirikuti ndikabata sipo netauro ndonzwa dzungu zvekutoda kudonha,  kuzoti mvura, muviri wese urikubva watema. Saka chiremba vanditi ndimbomira kuzvishandisa. Ndichaenda hangu ku review kupera kwaJuly

masasi ekupenga - pizza

Hakuna chinhu chinogwadza sekubuda panze uchirasa box repizza 🍕 woshaya kana munhu umwechete anokuona

kwereta huku...

Pane number dzatumira message mufoni mangu yakanzi 'kwereta huku, ndouya neko ndobhadhara', apa tatoundura akufona akuti sorry i wrong number apa handina mari yekubhadhara, Police inobatsira here apa becoz vekueconet vati tauriranai?

Mitemo yevanenge vauya kuzoona bhora (World Cup 2018)

Guys ngatigare taonesana,kune avo vachange vachionera World Cup kungava kuma next door or kwa bhururu wako,

  1. Be early, at least 15 minutes from kick off, zvekuzosimuka tichikuvhurirai door iro bhora ratanga hazvinyatsoita,
  2. Ibvai Madya kudzimba dzenyu,
  3. Kana mukasvika vana varara pa sofa please siyai vakadaro,
  4. Kana yave halftime musati forcer kuchinja channel, hanzi ngatimboonei kuti ku 'Zee World' kunei,
  5. Musapinda nemasocks anonhuhwa better kutogeza tsoka musati mapinda,
  6. Morega kupota muchiisa ziso kunana madam vedu. Ziso ngaritarise tv chete!

Novel rino tsanangura zviri kuitika muZimbabwe

Nderipi novel rinonyatsa kutsanangura zvinhu zviri kuitika munyika yeZimbabwe?

1. Things fall apart
2. House of hunger
3. No longer at ease
4. Coming of the dry season. 
5. The gods must be crazy
6. Waiting for the rain
7. Flowers of a dry season
8. Mbona mbona kutsvaga chikiti chitema murima.
9. Kurauone
10. Inongova njake njake
11. Animal farm
12. Kukurukura hunge wapotswa.
13. Jekanyika
14. Wakandigona wena.
15. Minister munhuwo
16. Makunun'unu maodzamoyo 
17. Zvairwadza vasara

election 2018 - mazita akamirirei

Chamisa:
C~ Cash
H~ Housing 
A~ Airports
M~Mining Opportunities 
I~ Investments 
S~ Spaghetti Roads 
A~ All companies to operate

ED:
E~ Extended 
D~ Dambudziko

vanhu havachadi Zanu PF

Vanhu havachadi Zanu shuwa nezuro ndirimubhawa mari yedoro yapera ndakangoshedzera kuti mukasanditengera doro ndovhotera Zanu...nanhasi ndichirikungonwa

whatsapp - ndatambwa nyowani na madam

My wife zvaandiita nhasi atora foni yangu ndobva adhirita nhamba dzaTrish. Semunhu akanzwa kuti ndodanana naTrish nefriend yake abva asevha nhamba dzake kuti Trish. Ndiri kubasa ndaona message yakanzi dia ndiisire airtime ye$10 ndobva ndatumira ndichifunga kuti ndiTrish. Ndave kumba ndazoisa txt kuna Trish ndichiti zvaita here zvikanzi ndifonere izvezvi.  Pandabuda panze kuti ndifone ndokutonzwa madam vachidaira varimukicheni vachiti, "Huyai mudye sadza raibva." 

Ndodii ndichitori panze izvezvi

Women's Day

Happy womans day to ladies who wear shoesize 5 zvichidzika.Vamwe vese ngatimirirei Fathers Day

masasi ekupenga - kufamba na satan

Ukaona usingasangane naSatan mulife yako it means you are going same direction (mukuwirirana)

ndatambwa nyowani na madam

kkk ko yandazotambwawo na madam kuno uku nhai kkk

Tanga tigere hedu mu sitting so my fon was charging mu kitchen. She was eating and typing. I then heard my phone beeping a text message from the kitchen where it was charging. l went to check, kkk kunodai wanei ndi madam and the message was saying, huya nemunyu. kkkk

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