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Landlord: ngicela imali ye rent mtanami?

Loja: njenganini engake ngabhadala khona i rent mhlaka 28 masalu,yindlala kumbe ngumjombo?

Land lord : kusasa sekungeyinye inyanga phela.
Loja:Lokho ungaya kulungisa lotsotsi owatshintsha amalanga.Ngifika lapha wathi kimi i rent ibhadalwa mhlaka 30 nyanga zonke.So wena mhlaka 30 ulande imali yakho ye rent nzakuqhubela sihle sehlukane uyezwa masalu?

Amaloja so.futhi nikisi

Bhizimisi: chigayo vs barber

Chadzoka zvekare ne statistics

Chigayo $1 800
Chigero  $25

Kugaisa chibage $1
Kugera musoro.   $1


Mumba mune vanhu 5 vanogaisa bhaghidhi 1
Wechigero anogera vese.

Kana takuita business ngatitange tafunga

Mushonga wezvikomba

Pane blazz apfuura achisheedzera kuti arikutengesa mushonga wemasvosve wemakonzo newezvikomba....ndamumisa ndichida kuona mushonga wezvikomba wane irekeni.....

Mugabe @ 93 - wish you many more

A quick reminder hama dzangu. Gumirai pa "Happy birthday to you...."
Zvaana "wish you many more..." siyanai nazvo amana! Munotikuvadzisa....

Chero nemi mungati munhu angaite makore anenenge total time yebhora plus injury time

Nemi tinoti Refereee (Ref) ngaachiridza *pito* 

Vakomana vebhuruwayo vagarika #nandos

Isu kuno kuBulawayo tagarika. Kungoti babes hande ku- nandos unonzwa, "Ndiwirwe hangu. Tenga hako maputi. "

Masasi ekupenga - Surprise birthday ku state house

Guys ...pane vakasununguka here tiende tinoita surprise birthday party ya President ku state house

Mwana wemwanakomana vs we mwanasikana

Mwanakomana anobvunza amai vake ,ko sei mai muchifarira vazukuru vevanasikana,kudarika vana vedu?

Amai....aaah kuti zvitsva here mwanangu ,zvagara mwana wemwana sikana anofarirwa zvikuru nekut ndine chokwadi chekuti mwana wemwana wangu,zvino wako kungochengetawo pamwe haasiri wako handina rizere kut mzukuru wangu chaiye here.

Muroora akaresva kugara pana tezvara

Tezvara vachiona muroora akaresva kugara.
Tezvara vairodza banga ukuwo muroora akagara pachair achifurura mashizha emunhanga.
Tezvara pavakaona muroora akashaisha kugara,vakabva vaimba havo vachiti:"gara mushe Shedia muroora,gara mushe Shediaaa."
Muroora paakaona kuti ndiye ayiyimbwa, akabva atangawo kuimba achiti: "hotti property, nyatsocheka masettings, takangodaro, takazvarwa takangodaro, hatirege kuita hunhu hweghetto."

kubva mu Valentines yava Cyclone

Vakadzi vaya vatanga!
Hanzi babie urikunditengera chii pa cyclone!!!!!!

Cyclone Dineo - mazita evanhukadzi

Grace: Ko hindava maCyclones achipiwa mazita evanhukadzi?
Ruvheneko: Coz ndovane mhepo

Cyclone Dineo - ZIMRA

But hanzi kwaita good news hanzi Cyclone yabatwa neZIMRA paboarder, hameno payment irikudiwa before yapinda muno

Cyclone Dineo - ndavharirwa kwandiri

Handisi kukwanisa kudzoka kumba today coz of cyclone Dineo, ndinogona kutorwa nemvura pa bridge vana vakasara vava nherera. Ndinouya Monday, I love u.

Masasi ekupenga - chipatara

Line rekutora maResults e HIV ku clinic ndorega rausingaite hasha chero ukapindirwa...

Valentines prayer yemadzimai

Prayer for Valentine's Day:
Mwari komborerai njere dze varume vedu vakwanise kuziva nokuona musiyano weKUSHAYA NE KUOMERA

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