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Valentine's - MDC

Beware.:-

Pa x- mas makapfeka dzemasoja tikakuregererai.

Nhasi mukapfeka dze MDC hameno henyu

Vakaroorwa valentines haisi yenyu

Kovakadzi vakaroorwa munoda ma
valentine presents eiko ,makamboona
hove irimufiriji ichipihwa maworms?

Musikana dofo - geography

Hanzi musikana anga achinyepera mukomana kuti akadzidza iye asina. So vakazoenda kuhotel . Mukomana akabvunza musikana kuti "iri cei geography?" Musikana akati" iri right asi ndajaira kuidya ine nyama."

Vana vemu dondo

🍜 Mumwe murume aiva akaterera news paradio Gvt announces that munhu wese ane vana 5 & above achahoreswa $500 .Saka murume uyu aiva nevana 4 nemkadzi wake wepamba ndokuti kumkadzi ndine mumwe mwana kusmall house saka let me go and collect him to make 5 childrens.Murume achidzoka pamba akawana vana vasara 2 then he asked his wife, ko vamwe vana 2 vaendepi ? Mkadzi answers, Asi munoti ndimi mega manzwa news dzacho here? Ana baba vavo vauya vakavatora kkkkk😂😂😂😂crazy

Chembere ichiyimba zim dancehall

Ndazoseka Gogaz yepa next door nhasi ichi imba masongs aFreeman. Paya paanoti HKD BOSS

Hanzi neGogaz: 8Kg bones


Cellphone number neChiShona

Sezvo svomhu dzakudzidzwa muchishona vanoda kundibata munondibata panhamba dzangu dzinoti : hapana Nomwe nomwe mbiri nomwe mbiri pfumbamwe hapana nomwe tatu

Maths dzava kuitwa neChiShona - remove brackets

(2x + 3)(x-7)
Bvisa mateya urerutse.
(Remove brackets and simplify)

Mushandi wepa purazi achida kuwedzerwa mari

Conversation pa farm

Mushandi: Shefu ndakauya pano mombe dziri 12 ikozvino dzave 41
Boss: Yes sure
Mushandi: Zvino ndange ndati mundiwedzerewo pay ka
Boss: Ko ndimi maidzi mitisa here bamnini?

Kubuda kwema o level results

Ma O level results akabuda guyz.muzukuru wangu kumubvunza kti wakatora hre,zvikanzi, "ndanonoka kusvika ndaona apera. Tanzi tizotaimira nex time pamwe anobuda akawanda tikakwana tose.apa ashoteredza". Kuvharwa kauuku. Töngoöna nex yr yacho mayb vachagadzira akati wandei.

musiyano wekupenga nekupusa

Vamwe boss vai mhanyira ku meetting mota, yavo ndokubva ya ponja. Pavakati vaise spare wheel, vabvisa raka ponja riye, mabhaudhi akabva awira muDrain. 

Boss vakabva vagara pasi vakabata shaya vapererwa nemazano kuti zvino voitasei

Pakarepo pakasvika benzi raifamba richinhonga muma bin rakapfeka marengenya akasviba ndokuti kuna Boss vaye :

Benzi: makadii henyu
Boss : mushe ibva pano!
Benzi: ko ndikubatsirei
kusunga vhirika?
Boss: hazviite coz mabhaudhi hapasisina awira mu drain.
Benzi: pamavhiri enyu matatu asara madii kubvisa bhaudhi 1 apa 1 apa 1 mosunga vhiri muone kusvika kwemuri kuenda

Boss vakashamisika ne idea yakadaro ndokuti:
Boss: zvaunenge unopenga wani ko izvi wazvifunga sei.
Benzi: Kupenga neKupusa zvakasiyana vakuru vangu! Ndinopenga but handina kupusa semi

Chinoz - vadonhedza flour mu supermarket

Chinoz vakapinda musupermarket vakagumha shelf by mistake and zvimwe zvinhu ndokubva zvadonha. chinoz vakanhonga zvinhu zviya vachidzosera pashelf ndokubva vasiya Flour iri pasi. Someone asked : ko mdara iwe unopenga here wasiyirei flour iri pasi? 
Chinoz replied : kana uri bofu u better shut your mouth, hauoni here kuti yakanzi self raising , inozvisimudza yega

Masasi ekupenga: mari yabiwa muchurch

Imagine wabvisa $100 muchurch zvipo zvoverenga zvonzi nhas mari yedu yaita $44. Unoita Sei. Tumirawo vamwe unzwe mhinduro

Bhadharai ndikuudzei akarara mubhedhuru

Hanzi nekamwana kuna daddy vako vabva kubasa after 2 months vasipo. Nhai daddy ndikakuudzai akasara achirara mubedroom namama munondipei? zvikanzi $5, zvikanzi ishoma, baba ndokupa mwana $50. Mkomana ndokutyorera muhomwe zvikanzi ndini hangu.

Masasi ekupenga: ndoenda kwa mai vangu

Unotonzwa mukadzi achiti handinyengereri ndinoenda kwaAmai vangu, ko ukasvika Amai vako vaenda kwaAmai vavo unoita sei?

Kudanana nemusikana ari kure

Kudanana nemukomana kana musikana ari joza Iwe uri zim zvakafanana nekudya sadza nemumvuri wehuku

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