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Dai vanhu vaiera zvirimwa

Ko dai vanhu vakanzi vaere zvirimwa?

  • Maswera seiko Tsunga munaka nemabhonzo
  • Maita Muboora mashizha emanhanga ndimika verudzi rwe butter nut
  • HEVOI Chibage mugutsa vanhu hupfu tinogaya manhuchu tinobika
  • Maita nzungu mutetenherwa kambeu kadiki
  • Hekani Mbambaira mufamba nepasi
  • Hekani nyevhe vekuvava vanononoka kuibva mudzinga vaenzi

Masasi ekupenga - kupinda mu group ne link

Vasikana vanotizira vakangofanana nevanhu vanopinda mu group ne link, unongouya chero usingadiwe

AFCON 2017 Zimbabwe vs Senegal - president

But Senegal ingatikunda pabhora hayo but pamakore aPresident haitevere

Mvura 2017 - washen

Ne weather iyi kungoburitsa uchiisa woburitsa uchiisa, woburitsa woisa futi zvakutobhwa cz yakugara yakatota washen yacho ahh

Mvura 2017 - Ishwa ne mapurisa

Kukanaya kunobuda ishwa..
Zuva rikabuda kunobuda mapurisa

Enda unodzosera kwawaka muwana

Zvakaoma sokunzi nevabereki mukadzi wako hatimudi ,enda unomudzosera kwawakamuwana.Apa iwe uchiziva kuti Bhawa racho rakavharwa yatove Supermarket.

Garai mavaudza mega

Dai wanga uriwe Garikayi waiita sei?
Garikayi gari kugerwa mubarber, a young lady was cleaning up e shop. Garikayi says to e lady:
"Umm u a so beautiful une zvinhu zvako. I want to take u out 4 some fun after work and i will spoil u.
Lady: "Manje ndakaroorwa ka ini. 
Garikayi: "U wil tel ur hubby that kubasa kwanga kuri busy so tanonoka kupedza haikona kupusa."
Lady: "Ibvai mangovaudza mega ndivavo vari kukugerai."

January disease: kukwereta nyama

january haiite guys regai ndiseke kkkkkk ndanzi nemudhara wemu next door ndikwereteo nyama ndiite muto chete ndokudzorera nyama yako

Masasi ekupenga: toothpick

Ukaona munxt door wako akabata toothpick usabatikana inguva yemango ino hapana chisvinu chadyiwa

Kuvanda munhu wechikwereti

Baba vakaona munhu wechikwereti achiuya apa anga atova panduze.kuti vamhanye kunovanda it was too late ndobva vangotora zidish ndokuzvikwidibira.munhu uya achisvika ndokubvunza baba varipi zvikanzi havapo vabuda.murume uya ndokuti ok pavanouya muvaudze kuti pachikwereti changu chiya ndava kufano kutora dish iri.apa baba vanga vakazvikwidibira mudish iroro

Masasi ekupenga: munamato

My Prayer for you: Mwari ivai nemwana uyu nguva dzose sedoor recombi nahwindi. Nhamo dzake ngadzidisappear se zim $. Ishe ngaarambe kukundwa seZANU PF.Mtungamirirei baba, makomborero ake asapera senzara yeku Masvingo. Ngaakwirire zuva nezuva semtengo wezvinhu semuna 2008 ,mupei mfaro unenge wempurisa aiswa paTraffic, musamurega achifreezer kunge Nokia Asha, Amen

Zimbabwe flag new meaning

Latest version of the Zim flag colors:
BLACK:the future is dark
GREEN:no jobs unless you go farming
BIRD:pple are migrating outside the country like birds
YELLOW: most girls are bleaching their skin
RED:unless wakaromba haungabudirire
WHITE:zvikanetsa enda kujohane masowe

Zvinhu zviri kungokwira

Mudzidzisi akabvunza vanakuti 1+1=?
Umwe mwana ndokusimuka ndokuti 1+1=4
Umwe mdara aitopfura aibva kunobhadhara vana fees ndokuzvinzwa akabva adzungudza musoro akati "nzara ichatiuraya muno munyika zvinhu zvichingokwira kudai kubva kutransport,petro,chikafu, kana iyo 1+1yaimbova 2 yakwira yava 4 

Kutanga goredzva

vamwe vachitanga Gore nekutenga mota iwe wotanga nekuita ka mota kuma Garo

Anodavira Killer T ndi Mwari here?

Nhai Killer T paanoimba kuti 'Ndine mubvunzo kuna Ishe wangu...' uya anodaira achiti "Bvunza Tinzwe.." ndi Mwari here?

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