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Kudavira kunoita vechikadzi kana mufundisi ati halleluya

Kana muri muchurch mfundisi akati Hallelluya tusikana tune 10-15 yrs tunoti Amen.

Vanenge vaanetarisiro yekuda kuroorwa vane16-25 pakanzi Hallelluya vanoti a man.

Vanenge vakurisa vasina kana anomboti cc mirayipo pakanzi Hallelluya vanenge vakutiwo any man.

Vanenge vakwegurawo vasisina tarisiro yekuroorwa nokuda kwekushayisisa akamboti cc kubvira vachiri mhandara chaidzo pakanzi Hallelluya vanoti Aaaaaaamenoo.
pentecostal mufundisi mwari madzimai kereke

Ndaka shanda makore mazhinju nemufi

Parufu chikafu chashomeka. Mutauri ndokuti " hama dzadiwa chikafu chedu chapera saka vachadya ihama dzapedyo" umwe mudhara ndokusimuka ndokuti " Ini ndiri umwe wevachadya sezvo ndakashanda nemufi kwe 14 years pasina kana kutukana" umwe ndokudhonzera mudhara pasi zvikanzi, "Iwe, mufi mwana anga ane  2yrs".
mwana rufu kukara chikafu mushakabvu

Ayini yepa next door

Vakomana nezuro ndakanokumbira ayini yepa  next door ndikanzi chingoayinira pano zvino nhasi iye andikumbira mop ndikati mopera muno,ndakanganisa here
next door ayini chikorobho

Ruzha ku garage rekwa Mhunga

"Ndati ndichipfura nepa garage rekwa "Mhunga" ndanzwa pachifiwa nekuridzwa muridzo ndikati regai nditsauke ndinzwe kuti chii chikutora nzvimbo ndabvunza security guard kuti chii chikuitika zvikanzi  pane interview yemahwindi!
bhazi hwindi mhunga

Kupfekedza mwana napkin pachirungu

AMAI: Nhai baba vemwana kupfekedza mwana napukeni muchirungu kunonzi kudini?
BABA: Haa apa ndakaroora mukadzi zidofo chairo.
AMAI: Tiudzeika imi makadzidza.
BABA: Kutadza kungoti kidnapping
Napukeni pampers

dzimufushwa

Ndanga ndiripaborder nhasi vamwe baba vabatwa nembanje vakanyepa kuti mufushwa mapurisa akavapa cooking oil, poto nesalt kuti vabike. Vapedza kudya ndobva vati ndandisingazive kuti kana dzabikwa dzinonaka, zvikanzi nemapurisa dzii, vakati "dzimufushwa"
mapurisa mbanje muriwo beitbridge mufushwa

samutoko - hura hwe huku

Samutoko vachitengesa huku nematumbu
acho vachidaidzira havo murokesheni pa
Glen view apo
Zvikanzi; 

"Ndino hura! nohuku!"
"Ndinohura nohuku"
huku hure nyama samutoko

Torai neka bhuku...

Manheru a nezuro pane katuckshop kari kumaraini kwangu kakapazwa nematsotsi ndichiona. Ndaitotyawo asi chandakango kwanisa kuita ndecheku dedzera kuti 'torai ne ka book ke zvikwereti...'
mari chikwereti

Masasi ekupenga : kuendeswa out

Hanzi kune mamwe ma babie anoda kuendeswa out every week kunge bin! 
mari musikana rudo masasi ekupenga

Ma donations e swimming pool

Pane mwana wechikoro asvika pamba pangu achida madonations, hanzi pachikoro parikuda kuvakwa swimming pool.hameno kana ndagona ndamupa 20 litres dzemvura.
chikoro mari masasi masasi ekupenga

Roorwai nguva ichiripo

Vasikana  roorwai nguva ichiripo nokut hachisi chikafu choga chinotengwa munhu achitarisa expiring date....Ngwarira kuexpire uchiti ukudya mafaro iwe uchipera value kunge chihuta .
roora chihuta

isiqholo seloja

Zwana isiqholo seloja

Landlord: ngicela imali ye rent mtanami?

Loja: njenganini engake ngabhadala khona i rent mhlaka 28 masalu,yindlala kumbe ngumjombo?

Land lord : kusasa sekungeyinye inyanga phela.
Loja:Lokho ungaya kulungisa lotsotsi owatshintsha amalanga.Ngifika lapha wathi kimi i rent ibhadalwa mhlaka 30 nyanga zonke.So wena mhlaka 30 ulande imali yakho ye rent nzakuqhubela sihle sehlukane uyezwa masalu?

Amaloja so.futhi nikisi
roja ndebele landlord

Bhizimisi: chigayo vs barber

Chadzoka zvekare ne statistics

Chigayo $1 800
Chigero  $25

Kugaisa chibage $1
Kugera musoro.   $1


Mumba mune vanhu 5 vanogaisa bhaghidhi 1
Wechigero anogera vese.

Kana takuita business ngatitange tafunga

musoro chibage chigayo bhizimisi

Mushonga wezvikomba

Pane blazz apfuura achisheedzera kuti arikutengesa mushonga wemasvosve wemakonzo newezvikomba....ndamumisa ndichida kuona mushonga wezvikomba wane irekeni.....
hure chikomba mushonga wemakonzo

Mugabe @ 93 - wish you many more

A quick reminder hama dzangu. Gumirai pa "Happy birthday to you...."
Zvaana "wish you many more..." siyanai nazvo amana! Munotikuvadzisa....
Robert Mugabe Mugabe @ 93

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