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Zvirwere zvepa bonde

Ndakaenda kumusha kwa madam yangu ne mwana wangu musikana in grade 1 Tina. Tasvika my inlaw (ambuya) vakatitambira ndokupinda nesu mumba(an african hut).ndakapihwa stool yekugara. Ambuya ndokutora bonde(rukukwe) kuti Tina agare, "gara hako muzukuru...", vakadaro ambuya vangu, asi Tina akaramba akamira, "Ko chii?", ambuya vakabvunza.
Tina anopindura zvinyoronyoro.."NDOTYA ZVIRWERE ZVEPABONDE"

Usada kundifadza nenhema

Wife: Handichadi hangu, ndakuenda kumba kwedu, Sara hako uchandifunga rimwe zuva, mangwana chaiye ndiri kuenda
Hubby: Handidi munhu anoda kundifadza nenhema.
mukadzi murume gupuro divorce

Tezvara vane mhanza

Ndanyara wena. Ndakagara nababa vemukadzi (tezvara) vane mhanza, kamwana kangu kane 3 years karikuvarova mhanza kachiti: "Iwe sekuru enda kunogerwa zvakanaka buda muno"
tezvara msikanzwa mwana mhanza/mhazha

Chimbomirai kupa imbwa sadza

Guys ndibatsireiwo ndaenda kwaMbuya vaSta, amai vamai Sta, mudzimai wangu, ndapihwa sadzandiri kudya. 
Zvino ndirikunzwa vachisheedzera vari ku kitchen kuti, 'chimbomirai kupa imbwa chikafu mozo sanganisa nerinenge rasiiwa nababa vaSta'.
Apa ndiri kusvinyanga musuwa wekupedzisira mundiro hamuchina chinhu, ndodini?
ambuya imbwa sadza kukara

Type dzeShamwari

  1. shamwari dzinongokutsvaga kana dzakabroker dzichida chikwereti asi dzisingazodzose
  2. shamwari dzinoti kana dzikakutsvaga wotoziva kuti mangwana une bhabharasi (kunwa chete hapana kuvaka)
  3. shamwari dzinovaka kusvika pakusakupa kana mukana wekuzvifungirawo wega
  4. shamwari dzekuti uchingopedza kumuudza nyaya wotoziva kuti waudza munhu wese (aljazeera network)
  5. shamwari dzekuti ukaziva kuti arikufonerana nemurume/mukadzi wako wotonzwa mudumbu (chihure chisina bhaundhari)
  6. shamwari yekuti unoziva kuti kana munhamo iripo, shamwari chaiyo inodiwa nemunhu wese
  7. shamwari yekuti munenge mungori mucompetition, unototya kutaura kuti wapromotwa
  8. shamwari inonyepa zvekuti heyi
  9. shamwari inongokutsvaga pafacebook ichida kuona kuti uri kuita nezvei
  10. shamwari inongokutsvaga kana zvinhu zvichifamba kuti ivhaire kana zvakapressa mazuva iwayo hauibate
shamwari

Bond Notes: kubuda color

Zvenyu zvekut munowerenga Mari uchiisa mate pachigunwe zvapera!! Ku Bond note chigunwe chosara chiri Green kunge wanga uchitemha Nyevhe
mari reserve bank of zimbabwe bond notes nyevhe

Bond Notes - roja rajamuka

Dear Roja

Mari yangu ndoida in US$ not in bond notes


Reply

Dear landlord

Kana imba yenyu ikuAmerica ndichakupai US$ asi kana iri muzimbabwe ndichakupai bond note.
roja bond coin reserve bank of zimbabwe bond notes landlord

Bond Notes - kukumbira mari

Yedu yekukumbira Mari pagroup re family iyi, nhasi ndati kunamai vaMadam vangu Mhamha ndokumbirawo  'bond' foni yangu yabva yanyora 'bonde' vanhu vese vari kupopota. Ndabva ndabudiswa mugroup.
ambuya mari bonde bond notes

Bond Notes: Mazita anoenderana nenguva yatiri

Kune wachangobara kana warikutarisira, hawo maazita anofambirana nenguva:

  • Bondnashe
  • Tawanabond
  • Tabondwa
  • Bondmore
  • Bondwell
  • Bondelina
  • Bondlyn
  • Bondikelelo
  • Tabondzwa
  • Takubondwa
  • SimbanaBond
  • Bondknows
  • Bondfree
  • Bondward
  • Bondson
  • Bondington
mari bond coin reserve bank of zimbabwe zita bond notes

Bond Notes: Tsumo dzema bond

Tsumo dzema Bond Notes:
  1. Ane  kwacha ane  mari hazvienzane neane bond
  2. Charovedzera charovedzera bond rakapinda muZimbabwe kwakachena
  3. Igaroziva kuti bond hari crosse border
  4. Mudzimu wakupa bond wati nhunzi dzikudye
  5. Ane bond peta muswe kuti ane US Dollar akutye
  6. Aive ma bearer ave mabond
  7. Matakadya US Dollar haanyaradze uyo akabata bond
  8. Kure kwe US Dollar ndiko kusina bond
  9. Kudada kwevari America kukumbira vari Zimbabwe Bond
  10. Akupa  US Dollar ndewako .
tsumo reserve bank of zimbabwe us dollar nhamo 2016 bond notes

Bond Notes: Mighty Warriors bond score ku Cameroon

Mighty warriors scored vakarambirwa hanzi score renyu harishande kunoku iBond score.

full story: http://www.herald.co.zw/mighty-warriors-robbed-in-yaounde/
bond notes Mighty Warriors herald.co.zw

Masasi ekupenga: Mitauro yandinogona

Babie ndinotaura 3 ma Languages (mitauro)

  • Shona
  • Rough
  • NeNhema

mutauro shona masasi ekupenga

Zvinhu zvinoratidza kuti hawusati wava nemari

12 Things that will let you know kuti hausati waita mari, imbodzikama.
1. Ukaona uchivhunduka murungu
2. Ukaona uchiri kutenga mu shop/supermarket inobvunzwa receipt pa door
3. Ukaona mu Phone yako musina kana one message ya teacher na headmaster vemwana wako.
4. Ukaona uchigara imba ine ma burglar bars
5. Ukaona uchigara muimba ine sitting room inedoor rinonanga mu main bedroom
6. Ukaona uchidyira mu sitting room uyezve mumba mako musina dining room ne table yacho.
7. Ukaona une musikana webasa one uyezve ari iye anoita futi zve garden nekugeza mota
8. Ukaona uchidira fuel ye $5 zvichidzika
9. Ukaona mumba menyu muchidya type one yenyama pa meal uyezve muchidya more than 1 loaf pa Zuva. Chingwa hachifanire kuwanda kudarika zvinoiswa pakati pechingwa.
10. Ukaona kwaunogara kusingawanikwe ma billboards e perfume
11. Ukaona uchi scratcher airtime kuti u juice 
12. Ukaona bank manager asina phone number yako mu phone make.
mari

Huwori hwakatanga paGreat Zimbabwe

Corruption (huwori) haina kutanga nhasi. I'm sure great Zimbabwe kuzomira isina simende was not the initial design but some corrupt official akadya mari ye simende ikatozovakwa pasina. 
mbavha zanu hurumende huwori corruption Great Zimbabwe

Surgery - mazita avana chiremba

Imagine  the day before u have major surgery you are introduced to the team that will be performing it .
Dr Urayayi
Dr Kufa
Nurse Marufu

Unenge ucharamba surgery yacho 
chipatara chiremba

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