A kombi is going from Harare City Centre to a high density surburb in Warren Park.
Some guy's phone rings,he picks up "honey am on my way to Marondera for a burial, I'll call you when I get there."
Another phone rings & a lady seated in front of an old man picks up & says; "sweetheart am on my way to University of Zimbabwe campus to pick up application forms for a degree, please send me AIRTIME".
Then another passenger's phone rings and a young girl answers and he says "Daddy, I am on my way to Borrowdale for an interview, I will call you later"
The old man sitting at the back feels so agitated and in a panicky voice
shouts "Driver Stop!" Where exactly is this kombi going?"
Language yema hwindi emuHarare mazuva ano!!
Vamwe ambuya vakamira pabus stop varikuda kuenda kutown kombi ndobva yamira
hwindi: Town town town
ambuya: Kombi yenyu imarii nhai mukwasha
hwindi: ambuya kombi haisi kutengeswa iyi irikuenda kutown.
ambuya: ndati irikuita marii
hwindi: haisi kutengeswa mhani, driver rova mota tiende.
Amai vakatengera mwana toy yekombi. Kakomana kakatanga kuitambisa kachideedzera kachiti "vabereki 4 4, Tafara Mabvuku kwagogo! Ko imi makamirirei? Murimhata" The mother overheard her son and was angry. She took away the toy and hid it. After a while vakanzwa tsitsi mwana wavo angonyarara. She give him the toy bck. Gare gare vakanzwa mwana akudeedzera achiti "vabereki tadzoka handei 4 4 Mabvuku, soriyi mota yanga yatorwa nekahure ketraffic!
Takagara mukombie fon yevamwe blaz yorira, ndobva vakumbira kuti driver adzikise volume...kombie yese vanhu ziiii. Blaz: Private number....Hallooo????, eish!!! "handisikunzwa chinhu",(ndobva aisa fon paloud speaker). Caller: (Shouts) "Ndati Wadyirei polony yemwana?"