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Vahozi pa barika

Husband brings second wife home to 1st wife.. Introduces her and 1st wife prepares food for them. After eating the happy 1st wife takes second fiddle for tour of their homestead. Vasvika padanga maiguru explains.
"Mainini ndo mombe dzedu idzi 100, dzenyu 50 dzangu 50".. mainini was shocked. They go padanga rembudzi.. "dzenyu 15 dzangu 15".. Vanotenderera and mainini is all smiles coz this woman is so understanding and amazing..
Then vanosvika pamakuva emumusha and there are 4 graves there and maiguru explains. "This first one is for amwene.. She was talkative, kuda kuonesa maningi.." "Pa5 days chete ndaroorwa havana kunditorera 5mins changa chava chando..".. 
And this second one kkkk kababamunini kakati ndarara nako kakuda kuudza mukoma wako." Mangwana acho chaiwo kakarova pasi." Kikiki.. 
"Iri rechitatu iye murume wedu uyu kundivigira mumwe mukadzi, kana ndimiwo.." Ndakangomutambira sanhasi uyu haana kundinetsa kuuraya mangwana acho chaiwo.." 
This fourth .........
Gules havana kuzombopedzisa, mainini vanga vakuSprinter kudzokera kumba, kutora handbag ravo.. Havana kuzomboonekwa futi!!!!

Munamato pa barika

Maiguru namainini varipa barika,zvkanzi namainini sadza raibva maiguru namatai tione kudya, zvikanzi namaiguru tsinzinai tinamate: "kwaMure hwa,Mutoko,Bulawayo, Gweru, Harare, Chipinge, Masvingo, kwese ikoko hakuna varume here kuzouya pamurume wangu? Amen"

Mangwana acho mainini ndokunamatawo: "ukasafarira sipo ,dombo,tauro ,teethbrush, unosiiwa.amen"

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