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Dzimba Dzakaoma!

Dzimba dzakaoma vakomana.Ndakazviwanira zvangu babie rangu raive steady ndikati regai ndiroore hangu.Takabva taita kamwana kwedu.Sezvo mari yainetsa mukadzi akati otsvaga basa tibatsirane.Pasina nguva ndakanzwa mukadzi oti awana basa pane imwe lodge.Zvakadaro takabva tatama kubva pamba yevabereki tave kuno lodger kweduwo sezvo mari yakanga yave kubatana manje.Problem yakazouya pandakati regai ndirovere chipikiri chekuisa picture frame.Aaa ndakatambura coz madziro ainge akaoma iwayo.Ndipo pandakaona kuti Dzimba dzakaoma.

maiguru vapedza kugeza

Mumwe murume aiva bofu akashanyira Mukoma wake ku town, airoja 1 room, ndokuwana mukoma asipo maiguru vachigeza. Akavamirira ndokupedza vakapinda vakamonera tauro ndokukwazisana havo vakabvisa tauro vachitemba kuti babamnn ibofu kwava kuzora mafuta namakumbo vachikotama vakafuratira  bamunini  apa nyaya dzichitsva .Ndokuti mafunga kuzotishanyirawo bamunini.Ivo vakati Hongu ndauya kuzokuudzai kuti ndavakuona ndakazorapwa maziso 

Bond Notes - roja rajamuka

Dear Roja

Mari yangu ndoida in US$ not in bond notes


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Dear landlord

Kana imba yenyu ikuAmerica ndichakupai US$ asi kana iri muzimbabwe ndichakupai bond note.

afcon 2017 - huree

Tanga tichiona hadu bhora,Pagowesa  vakomana veku ghana  mkadzi bvaadaidzira kuti HUREEE landlord kwakuuya achimhanya ndokusviko knocker pa door zvikanzi mamisai munhu chokwadi anogara achiuya pano musipo munhu iyeye ndaitoshaya kuti ndokuudzai sei

isiqholo seloja

Zwana isiqholo seloja

Landlord: ngicela imali ye rent mtanami?

Loja: njenganini engake ngabhadala khona i rent mhlaka 28 masalu,yindlala kumbe ngumjombo?

Land lord : kusasa sekungeyinye inyanga phela.
Loja:Lokho ungaya kulungisa lotsotsi owatshintsha amalanga.Ngifika lapha wathi kimi i rent ibhadalwa mhlaka 30 nyanga zonke.So wena mhlaka 30 ulande imali yakho ye rent nzakuqhubela sihle sehlukane uyezwa masalu?

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