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makandi chembedza asi...

Zvandaona zvakanyorwa pane chimwe chi old model Bus chekuMbare ..“Makandichembedza iko zvino hamuchadi kundikwira”

Abraham na Isaki vemu bhaibheri vakubva ku sacrifice

That awkward silence when Abraham and Isaac were walking home after he tried to sacrifice him...
Abraham: I love u son.
Isaac: mdara dai muri mumwe munhu mambosiyana neni.

Masasi ekupenga: Plastic surgery

Kuitwa plastic surgery. Kungaite marii kana ndine maplastic angu?

Masasi ekupenga - Kupfimbana

Kupfimba kwakaoma, umwe mface abva kubvumwa nebaby nyaya bvadzapera. Kushaya nyaya chaiko.....akabva abata rwoko rwebby..... Kwakuti unozviziwa here kuti ndorwutyora urwu. . 
Umwewo ndiye akati abvumwa sanhasi mangwana akunoona baby abva ashaiwa kuti otangawo sei  nyaya zvikanzi ndimi makadai kutida 
Mumwewo akazoti aona babie akushaya kuti otanga nyaya sei akazoti...... garazviya ndiyani mukuru iwe namai vako?

Masasi ema hwindi - Munorara paveranda here?

Conductor: Mdhara garai seat iro rekumashure...
Mdhara: Ndirikuda kukurumidza kudzika.
Conductor: saka nhai mudhara kana muchida kukurumidza kumuka munorara paVerandah here

Masasi ekupenga - Mabasa embanje paMabvuku

Veduwee vanhu ngavatsvage mabasa uye mbanje dziitwe shoma! Ndiyani akanyora pagedhi remabvuku cemetry kuti anenharo ngaamuke....

masasi ekupenga: vakadzi vasinga endi kubasa

Hanzi vakadzi vanogara pamba vanonzi D.C.C. meaning, Daddy Chakati Chapera!!!

masasi ekupenga - rudo rwavanana

Ukaona uchipinda nemoyo wose murelationship uchiri teenager . ....zvakafanana nekuisa fitted cupboard paunoroja

masasi ekupenga - kufarisa sembudzi

Usafarise sembudzi inosimudza muswe ichikanganwa kuti ndiro bhurugwa

Masasi ekupenga - Hauna kuitirwa baby shower

Nezuro zvandakaudzwa nemumwe muporofita hanzi zvinhu zvangu hazvisi kufamba because ndiri mudiki handina kuitirwa baby shower.

Masasi ekupenga - Bond Notes ne hohwa

Kugamuchira bond note frm the bank iwe wakaisa Us dollar, zvakafanana nekusiya wabikisa chicken wadzoka wosviko pakurirwa hohwa

Masasi ekupenga - kombi yakazara

Ukaona musoro wa hwindi ziva kuti kombi ichirikuda vanhu but ukaona magaro ake ziva kuti yazara

masasi ekupenga haufe wakawana umwe anenge ini

Woramba munhu, wotonzwa achiti "haufe wakawana mumwe anenge inini".
Ko mumwe anenge iwe ndomudii ini ndichitokurambira zvauri?

Masasi ekubatsirana - mari yeku snake park

Hanzi unotoona munhu achiwana time yekunoona nyoka ku snake park asi achishaya nguva yekunoona vabereki kumusha. Vanhu itai mushe imi.

Masasi ekupenga: ndoenda kwa mai vangu

Unotonzwa mukadzi achiti handinyengereri ndinoenda kwaAmai vangu, ko ukasvika Amai vako vaenda kwaAmai vavo unoita sei?

Masasi ekupenga: mari yabiwa muchurch

Imagine wabvisa $100 muchurch zvipo zvoverenga zvonzi nhas mari yedu yaita $44. Unoita Sei. Tumirawo vamwe unzwe mhinduro

Ma donations e swimming pool

Pane mwana wechikoro asvika pamba pangu achida madonations, hanzi pachikoro parikuda kuvakwa swimming pool.hameno kana ndagona ndamupa 20 litres dzemvura.

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