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vakandiviga kwandisingadi

mumwe blazo aiita basa rekuti munhu akafa akavigwa ne coffin riri expensive iye woenda kunomufukunura usiku oba coffin racho ozotengesa. 

Saka umwe usiku achibva 'kubasa' kwake kugrave yard akatakura coffin raanga aba pamusoro
akabva asanganidzana nemapurisa. Vakamubvunza kuti aiitei necoffin, iye ndokupindura achiti, "Vanopenga, havangambondiviga apa pandakati handidi saka ndiri kutoenda kunozviviga nechepamberi apo." 
mapurisa mbavha coffin

musango donha donha

Hanzi pane mufesi asungwa aonekwa achidonha mutwn akanzi ukutedzera president
mapurisa president Robert Mugabe kudonha

Ndiri weku Traffic

Pastor vakasvika nepaZRP ndokuona officer vachirava bible. Zvakavakatyamadza vakati, whaat! Mapurisa anoravawo magwaro nhai? Vakabvunza simple qstion yemubhaibheri vakati: "nhai officer ndiani pakati paCAIN naABEL akauraya munin'na wake?"

Officer ndokuti "Pastor bvunzai constable varimucharge office ndovanodealer nedzeMurder, ini ndiri weku Traffic!"
mapurisa Mapurisa (ZRP) pastor bhaibheri pentecostal

zrp accident report

Pane motokari yerudzi rwesando (hammer) yaroverana ne nhatu mbiri nhatu (323). Paita yemushana (sunny) yapotsa yapindawo mune yekuoma mutezo(hardbordy) . Pasina nguva mandimba akasvika neyekudzivirira(defender)
mapurisa Mapurisa (ZRP) dofo shongrish zrp

Hokoyo ne police

Shingi angaari mbavha, paakafa coffin rake rakaramba kudzika muguva.
Pastor ndokuita munamato zvikaramba pastor wechipiri, wechitatu zvakaramba
Shamwari yaShingi ndokuti Pastor regai ndikubatsirei, ndokufamba achienda paguva ndokusviko mira paguva achibvaati: 
"Shingi hokoyo nePOLICE!", coffin richibva ratanga kudzika. Wenyu munamato uchanzii?
mapurisa Mapurisa (ZRP) mbavha church rufu

Mapurisa haakushayiri mhosva

Mapurisa haakushairi mhosva kana vachida cash.
Vamwe madzibaba vaive neka family car vakamiswa paroadblock  vakanzi seyi uchifamba wega ko ukafa vamwe vanozoziva seyi toda $40,00. 
Madzibaba vaya ndokuti handifambi ndoga ndina Maikoro, Ishemairi, Damureta, Mikairi, Joshua, Gabrieri, Andiria Ginatsio naCrab vatumwa vaMwari. Mupurisa uya ndokuti aaaaa vanhu 9 mukamota kakadai!! Overload ka iyi wedzera taakutoda $90,00.
mapurisa Mapurisa (ZRP) mapositori

Masasi ekupenga - tear gas ye ma riots (2016)

Sorry guys mukangoonawo ndati zii. Tight programme, ndiri busy mazuva ano handisi kubatika. Ndakawana tender yeku supplier tear gas.
mapurisa Mapurisa (ZRP) harare tear gas (2016) anti mugabe riots 2016

dzimufushwa

Ndanga ndiripaborder nhasi vamwe baba vabatwa nembanje vakanyepa kuti mufushwa mapurisa akavapa cooking oil, poto nesalt kuti vabike. Vapedza kudya ndobva vati ndandisingazive kuti kana dzabikwa dzinonaka, zvikanzi nemapurisa dzii, vakati "dzimufushwa"
mapurisa mbanje muriwo beitbridge mufushwa

kwereta huku...

Pane number dzatumira message mufoni mangu yakanzi 'kwereta huku, ndouya neko ndobhadhara', apa tatoundura akufona akuti sorry i wrong number apa handina mari yekubhadhara, Police inobatsira here apa becoz vekueconet vati tauriranai?
mapurisa whatsapp kukara econet chikwereti

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