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Futi ndanga ndakapfeka...

Mablazo two atongwerwa kufa mu court. Akabva anzi moda kuuraiwa sei. Fearing much pain, blazo1 asked to be shot in the head. He was then quickly
dealt with. 
blazo2 akati anoda kuinjectwa ┬┤AIDS┬┤ virus. Then he asked if he could go to the bathroom. This puzzled the executor, but akamubvumidza kuenda. On returning he was then given the so requested dose. He was then asked to leave. Can you guess what he said
before he left?
"Futi ndanga ndakapfeka Condom!"

Zvituko hobho

  • Mbuya vako munigga vanodropa zambia vomonerera dhuku mumaoko
  • Baba vakadzingwa basa nenyaya yekutambisa gedhi palunch
  • Haisi mhosva yako,imhosva yema dzitateguru ako aienda kuhondo asina zvombo achitemba kupopota
  • Ndosaka baba vako vakarohwa naamai nenyaya yekuchemera kurara muprema
  • Matama semimba yegonzo!
  • Wakapusa kunge mukadzi wen'anga anodaidza murume wake kuti sekuru
  • Uri benzi wakarega chikoro munhu wawaikopa afa 
  • Kumashure kune chirimi kana wakubudisa mweya kunoti thuuuu.
  • Kumba kunotyiwa aids kwamunobika makapfekedza mugoti condom
  • Kungwarisa kunge wakakura uchichera nyoka
  • Face yakachecheudzwa
  • Mumba menyu mugomba vanhu vakati gogoi unoti wirai
  • Kusviba zvekuti ukapinda musango tsubvu dzose dzinodonha dzichiti IGWEEE
  • Ndosaka wakaenda kuhondo nepinjisi uchiti urikuda kunosunungura Zimbabwe.
  • Kumusha kure kunosvika mapostori akunzi mawhite ninjaa
  • Kusviba kunge blackmarket
  • Dhirezi rako rakahwinwa nababa vako vakunda munhu wese kuridza chiwepu padhibhi.
  • Kuomera ungati chibereko chehure.
  • Kufumuka kunge mukadzi wechigure anonongedzera murume wake achiti ichoo.
  • Wakajaidzwa nambuya vako vaikurova neZambia.

Chirwere chakaoma ichi

Paive panyaradzo apo mbatya dzeimwe pfambi dzaigovewa,yakange yafa neAIDS.Ambuya vaigova mbatya vakabva vaona G string ndokuti shuwa chirwere ichi chakaipa kubva chadya bhurugwa remuzukuru wangu kusiya tambo chete.

Unomwa here

Mukoma Joe vakanotora zvavo bhebhi kubhawa ndokuuya naro, bhebhi rikabvunza mukoma Joe kuti: "Ko unomwa here?" Joe akati," ndinomwa heavyyyy."

Vaviri ava vakavata husiku hwese vachitandadzana pasina protection, ndokuzoti kwaedza bhebhi ndokutanga kunwa zvaro maARV.

Mukoma Joe ndokuti, "Bhebhi haudarozve! Seyi usina kundiudza kuti uri positive." 
Bhebhi rikati ,"handiti ndakakubvunza kuti unomwa here ukatoti heavyyy"

Ndofunga matorisvina

Nhamo akati achiyamwa mazamu ehure rake ndokunzwa ave kutomedza mukaka ndobva abvunza:
"Ko nhai  babie asi unoyamwisa mwana mucheche kani? "
Hure ndokupindura, "aiwa  daddy  ndine zimota pazamu iroro saka ndofunga matorisvina." 

Blaz vekuda kuonererwa mukombi

Umwe mukomana akapinda mukombi achida kuzviita wemhando yepamusoro,anoona umwe musikana akanaka ndokuti sisi face yenyu haisi itsvaa kwandiri.Sisi ndokuti chokwadi haisi ndini ndinokupai maARV pahospital

Munhu haana chakanaka!

Maitiro evanhu vanegodo 

  1. Nice car - achaita accident pluz inodya fuel mota yacho 
  2. Rich family - vane chikwambo 
  3. Loving husband - akadyiswa
  4. Gain weight - ma ARV arikumubvuma wena 
  5. Loose weight - arikurwara chakamubata 
  6. Good marriage - havambopedza gore varivese
  7. Promotion at work - anodanana na Manager
  8. Look good - akwereta hembe
  9. Mukadzi akageza - anoda varume inzenza
  10. Build a nice house - achafa akaisiya
  11. Start a new project - hazvina kwazvinosvika.

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