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vanhu vakabvepi?

Little girl asks her mom, "nhai mhamha, vanhu takabva kupi?"
Mum, "vanhu vakatanga vari makudo. Ndokubva vatanga kushanduka zvishoma kusvika vave vanhu, muchazvidzidza kuchikoro."
The little girl wanted a better elaboration from her father and she asked him. 
"Nhai daddy vanhu vakabva kupi?"
Dad - "Munhu akasikwa namwari. Kwakatanga kusikwa Adam naEve, ndivo vakazobereka vanhu vese". 
Daughter - "ko inga mhamha vati vanhu vakabva kumakudo?"
Dad - "Ini ndakuudza kwakabva family yedu, mhamha vako vakuudza kwakabva family yavo."

Musachapa vana nyama yehuku

Mai vaigara vachibikira vana vavo huku everyday. Zvikanzi nemwanasikana: ndakuda kuudza mama vasatibikire huku.
Mukomana: ko nei?
Musikana: ndakubuda mambava ehuku kuchinhu changu.
Mukomana: aaaah ndaiti ndini ndega hona oooh( kachideredza bhurugwa)
Musikana: ehe nhai manje wewe watova nechimutsipa chehuku.
Mukomana: mutsipa wega here bata uchidzika uone kwatova nemazai 2.
Musikana :ehe sure nhai manjemanje unenge wakutokandira

Mwana wemwanakomana vs we mwanasikana

Mwanakomana anobvunza amai vake ,ko sei mai muchifarira vazukuru vevanasikana,kudarika vana vedu?

Amai....aaah kuti zvitsva here mwanangu ,zvagara mwana wemwana sikana anofarirwa zvikuru nekut ndine chokwadi chekuti mwana wemwana wangu,zvino wako kungochengetawo pamwe haasiri wako handina rizere kut mzukuru wangu chaiye here.

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