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Amai vafa

Rimwe zuva murume akadzoka kubasa achifemereka. akaona mukadzi vake achakarara ndokusvikoti " mai mwana amai vafa kumusha." Mukadzi haana kuita hanya nazvo, ndokumuka hake, kutsvaira mumba, kwave kuzoenda
kosaloon kunogadzitwa musoro. Apedza akatenga macabbage  2, loaf rechingwa,paketi yesugar kwave kuisa mupepaper bag. Akadzoka kumba ndokubika sadza vakadya ndokuzoti kumureme ndapedza kugadzirira ngatichiendai. Vakapinda mumotor ngokufamba. 

Chakazoshamisa mukadzi ndechekuti
akaona motor yakananga kumusha kwake iye ndokubvunza kuti "ko iwe amai vafa ndevapi?" zvikanzi nemurume ndimai vako iwe. Mukadzi akashamba akati asi une utsinye vadii kundiudza kare kuti ndevangu. Ndingadai ndisina kupedza mari pa make up uye ndatenga zvinhu zvakavanda. saka chitodzosa motor tidzokere kumbare ndinotenga zvimwe.

muroora mukadzi mukwasha ambuya murume

Nhamo yemuroora

Nhamo yemuroora:

Aite mudiki - Haa kakanyanya kuita kadiki, kachamuhurira

Akure - Mukadzi uyu mukuru achamutonga.

Anyarare - Mukadzi waGoddie akati kwindi.

Ataure - Akachenjeresa pamuromo pake hapamharwe nenhunzi.

Awonde - Mukati Goddie haana kutitorera murwere imi? 

Asimbe - Ringatadze nei kufuta richiswera rakangoti pweshe? 

Agare natete - Akatorera mwana wangu Angela kuti amuite musikana webasa.

Arambe kugara natete  - Haridi vanhu kumba kwaro kunge ndiro rinoshanda.

Abikire muenzi tea - Asi anopenga nhai imi? Tea, isu taswera nayo kudai?

Abike riri sadza - Zvakaoma asikana, munhu wandanyatsoudza kuti ndamukira bhazi? Ari kuti tea ndainwira kupi?

Abvunze kuti ndokubikirai chii?  - Kunyima ka uku, mweni anobvunzwa?

Atumire vana kumusha - Ho, isu tisu tisina zvekuita, atumira vana kuti iye asare achibatei?

Arege kutumira vana - Ah, anomboda kuti vana vake vauye kuno? Pamwe zvinonzi tingazovaroya.

Agare mazuva mashoma kumusha - Maiwe kanomboda zveruzevha? Nungo dzega dzega

Agarise kumusha - Anotozoenda ameka shuwa kuti tushuga twaakauya natwo twapera.

Atambe chiramu nababamunini - Matambiro ake naSydney ndeechihure. Achatibatira mwana takatarisa. 

Arambe kutamba chiramu - Mukati haana zisekuru rakamugara? Munhu asingadi kana kugumwa nemuramu wake?

Atumire grocery - Anoziva sei zvandisina? Adii kutumira iri mari ndatenga ndega?

Atumire iri mari  - Shuwa munhu anonyatsoziva kuti kuno zvinhu zvinodhura asi ndopaanotumira mari, adii kutenga ikoko otumira riri grocery?

Ashaure panhamo - Aiwa kuvhengezera tinokuziva isu, apa kuimba kwacho haakugone.

Anyarare panhamo - Iii, makaonawo makwindimariro aainge akaita parufu rwasekuru Agripa akati dzvondo kutarisa chitunha?

Auye kuzobikawo doro nevamwe kumusha  - Zvakaoma munhu wechurch anosanganisa

Arege kuuya - Haadi kubatirana nevamwe.

Aite tsika - Ummm mukati haana kumbenge akaroorwa kumwe iyeye? Zvese izvi anozvizivira kupi?

Arege kuita tsika - Haana kana kurairwa.

muroora ambuya tete nhamo

Warumwa nei nhai muroora?

Muroora : maiweeeeeee ndarumwa
Vamwene : nei?
Muroora : handina kuchi idhendifaya kuti chii!
Vamwene : (vachiridza mhere) maiweee mroora wangu arumwa nechidhendifaya!!!!
muroora ambuya vamwene

Ambuya neMuroora pa introduction

Husb:mummy uyu ndiye muroora wenyu mudzimai wangu wandavekugaranaye.
Mummy:ndafara nekuzviziva.
Husb:Sweetheart ava ndivo moms vangu vaunongogara uchiti mwana weHure mwana weHure.ndiro Hure racho.kkkkkk uriwe muroora unoitasei
muroora hure ambuya mwana

Mukwasha achifunga kuti agona tezvara

Imagine mkwasha anoona mota yatezvera yaka parkwa pa lodge during lunch time.
Mkwasha obva ati ndoda ku fixa tezvara havanyare kuhura ndokuba car radio. Later kumanheru anoenda kwa tezvara kuno ona reaction yavo . Anoona vachipopota kune mudzimai wavo. 
Mkwasha wobvunza kuti chii nhai baba . Ndipo paunoudzwa kuti mkadzi wako akumbira mota makuseni achiti arikuenda ku church meeting manje adzoka nayo yabiwa radio.
muroora hure mukwasha tezvara

Mhamha, ndimi makamira...

Murora akagara hake achibika:
Day 1: Mhamha nditambidzeiwo tutsotso ndimi makamira.
Day 2: Mhamha nditambidzeiwo mugoti ndimi makamira.
Day 3: Mhamha zvamuchiri makamira kudoor ndirasireiwo marara ayo panze.
Day 4: Mhamha ndimi makamira panze ibvai mandiigirawo maplates ekupakurira.
Day 5: Vamwene vakazoonekwa nevawakidzani vawo vachikambaira panze vachipinda mumba zvikanzi chii, vakati: "ndikaonekwa chete ndakamira ndotumwa"
muroora kumusha vamwene simbe

Murora navamwene - anobvisa ndiyani

Muroora: Haloo mhamha 

Vamwene: Hes mwanangu varisei vamwe? 

Muroora : varinani havo, ndine mubvunzo mhamha.. 

Vamwene: sununguka mwanangu

Muroora : mwana akazviitira tsvina anofanira kubvisa ndiani? 

Vamwene : amai vacho ka ndovanobvisa mwanangu... Otoita mwoyo wekubereka. 

Muroora : maita basa mhamha, in this case mwana wenyu adhakwa abva azviitira tsvina saka mosvika nguwai kuzobvisa??
muroora doro murume manyoka vamwene

Muroora - Zvinzvimbo pamusha

Vamwene vachiudza muroora mutsva: "Muroora, pamba pano VaTezvara wako ndivo President, Minister of Defence, Minister of Finance and Minister of Health. Ini Amwene vako ndini Vice President uye Minister of Home Affairs, Minister of Agriculture, Minister of National Housing and Minister of Gender. Murume wako uyu ndiye minister of youth saka iwe muroora pako ndepapi ?
Muroora achinyemwerera ndokuti "Ini ndiri leader weOpposition party."
muroora president Vice President vamwene hurumende

Chikopokopo cha lenda

Muroora achifonera shamwari yake mushure mekunge ashanyirwa navamwene " Sha
chikopokopo chaLenda chirikutonwa dhiziri" apa amwene vainwa tea. Murume anosvika
oti kumukadzi ko amai vasvika nguvai. Amwene vari ku spare vanobva vati ndaLenda kuma
10 ndatonwa dhiziri kare
muroora vamwene

Vamwene vawana chinhu mu Tea

Vamwene was served tea nemuroora, unfortunately vakaona chinhu mucup. Siilently ndokuchisungira pazambia. 
Vadzokera kumusha vakakokorodza hama dzavo dzose vakati ndaida kuuraiwa nemuroora asi vadzimu vangu vakaramba. Ndokutuma mzukuru wavo kunotora zambia. 
Wanei i TEA bag!!!!
muroora vamwene muroyi

Muroora akaresva kugara pana tezvara

Tezvara vachiona muroora akaresva kugara.
Tezvara vairodza banga ukuwo muroora akagara pachair achifurura mashizha emunhanga.
Tezvara pavakaona muroora akashaisha kugara,vakabva vaimba havo vachiti:"gara mushe Shedia muroora,gara mushe Shediaaa."
Muroora paakaona kuti ndiye ayiyimbwa, akabva atangawo kuimba achiti: "hotti property, nyatsocheka masettings, takangodaro, takazvarwa takangodaro, hatirege kuita hunhu hweghetto."
muroora bhurugwa tezvara zim dancehall ghetto

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