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maid (sisi vebasa) achitaura na madam

MAID ACHITAURA NA MADAM:

Maid : Mhama ndanga ndichida kuti mundiwedzere mari nekuda kwezvikonzero zvitatu: Hamugoni ku aina, hamugoni kubika, pabonde futi hamuna door pandiri!
Madam : Akakuudza kuti handigone ku aina ndiani?
Maid : Ndi Daddy.
Madam : Akakuudza kuti handigone kubika ndiani?
Maid : Ndi Daddy.
Madam : (nehasha) Akakuudza kuti handigone pa bonde ndiyani?
Maid : Ndi Garden boy.
Madam : (vadzikama) Saka manga mati ndikuwedzerei ne marii nhai mainini?

Hauna kusiyana nembwa

Chinoz and Madam vake vakagara zvavo mu-lounge
after dinner...
Madam (to Chinoz): Unogona ku-swimmer?
Chinoz: Aiwa
Madam: Saka unokundwa nembwa? Ha ha ha kikik
kikikiki (kuseka) Chinoz keeps quiet. Then a few moments later...
Chinoz: Ko iwe unogona ku-swimmer?
Madam: Yes of-course!
Chinoz: Saka hauna kumbosiyana nembwa

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