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maid (sisi vebasa) achitaura na madam

MAID ACHITAURA NA MADAM:

Maid : Mhama ndanga ndichida kuti mundiwedzere mari nekuda kwezvikonzero zvitatu: Hamugoni ku aina, hamugoni kubika, pabonde futi hamuna door pandiri!
Madam : Akakuudza kuti handigone ku aina ndiani?
Maid : Ndi Daddy.
Madam : Akakuudza kuti handigone kubika ndiani?
Maid : Ndi Daddy.
Madam : (nehasha) Akakuudza kuti handigone pa bonde ndiyani?
Maid : Ndi Garden boy.
Madam : (vadzikama) Saka manga mati ndikuwedzerei ne marii nhai mainini?

Sisi vebasa pa whatsapp profile picture

Amai vakachinja profile pic kubvisa yababa kwakuisa ya pastor. 
Baba: ko chave chii zve pa pro pic?
Amai: ndawona kuti pastor vanotinamatira misi nenguva mazuva ose saka ndati ndivaisei paprof pic apa..
Baba ndokuti zvakanaka. Baba vachibva vachinjawo ndokuisa remusikana webasa (house girl). Amai vachinodai pa App yababa wanikwe pa prof pic pave na sisi. 
Amai: zvaita sei chii chandirikuona ichi?
Baba: ndawona kuti sisi vanotiira zvose, kubika, kuwacha zvese nekuchengeta vana isu tirikubasa. ndawona zvirinani ndimbovaisa paprofile pic pangu

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