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maid (sisi vebasa) achitaura na madam

MAID ACHITAURA NA MADAM:

Maid : Mhama ndanga ndichida kuti mundiwedzere mari nekuda kwezvikonzero zvitatu: Hamugoni ku aina, hamugoni kubika, pabonde futi hamuna door pandiri!
Madam : Akakuudza kuti handigone ku aina ndiani?
Maid : Ndi Daddy.
Madam : Akakuudza kuti handigone kubika ndiani?
Maid : Ndi Daddy.
Madam : (nehasha) Akakuudza kuti handigone pa bonde ndiyani?
Maid : Ndi Garden boy.
Madam : (vadzikama) Saka manga mati ndikuwedzerei ne marii nhai mainini?

Tiri kunzi tine nhumbu ya bhiridha

Daddy vanobva kubasa vanodana vadzimai vavo kuti vagare pedyo navo pasofa.

Daddy :Darling hanti pamuchato wedu mufundisi akati tava nyama imwe.
Madam : Hongu ! Kana bible chairo rinodaro.
Daddy : Izvi zvichimborevei??
Madam : Zvinowana imi zvawana ini uye mhosva yenyu imhosva yangu.
Daddy : Very good , zvino tirikunzi takamitisa musikana wedu webasa.
Madam : iiiiiiiiiihhhh!!! Inga zvatiwandira tirikunzizve tine nhumbu yabhiridha.

No joy kana sisi vebasa vasipo

Mama vachibvunza sisi: Ko iwe wakazongoenda kuweekend usina kutaura?
Maid: Ah mama, inga ndaka updater status wani pafacebook kuti "Going kumusha for the weekend,will be back on Monday. Murume wenyu akato comenta kuti 'Safe journey, will miss you so much, no joy kana usipo!'"

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