Chinoz was sent to deliver a live chicken to a customer.on his way he slipped and fell and huku yakabva yatanga kutiza.Chinoz started laughing and a security guard who was watching zvese zvichiitika asked Chinoz why he was laughing,then Chinoz answered "huku yakapusa iyi,iri kutiza ichienda kupi address ndini ndaipihwa..."
Hanzi chinoz vakanzi na p munouona sei mutongo wapiwa gumbura 40yrz nenyaya yekubata rape?
Chinoz vakatii aaah zvinotyisa ungatongerwa 40yrz dzekungo bata rape chete? Kokuzoti isu tinotoirima ikozvino andichadi ndavekungorima sweet cabbage coz ndingatotongerwa lyf in jail
Chinoz and his wife planned kunotenga huku. Vakaenda ku butcher then mkadzi wachinoz said 2litres dze huku imari. Chinoz vakaumburuka nekuseka sezvo manga makazara vanhu. Wife asked ko murikusekei then chinoz replied, "aahhh urikubvunza 2lts dzehuku isu tasiya chigubhu kumba?"
Chinoz and Obama at a braai,
Chinoz: Hey Obama answer that meat.
Obama: (confused)
Chinos: Again obama! i said answer that meat! Ndati pindura nyama iyo inotsva mhani
Pa bhawa, conversation between chinoz;temba and gidza:
Temba: ini ndakaita company law
Gidza:ini ndakaita civil law
Chinoz:ah saka tese takaita law, ini ndakaita battery low
Chinotimba akabata mutourist achitunda akamuti bhadhara find ye50 dollaz mutourist akabva aburitsa 100dollaz chinoz akati hurumende haina change saka tunda futi!
Chinoz akafonerwa neshamwari yake achipindura muriwo saka shamwari yake yakamubvunza nechirungu ikati 'what are you doing?' Chinoz dzikati 'l am busy replying vegetables'
vamwe Cde was writing an examination in an exam room he took off all his clothes and was left with a pant when the invigillater saw him naked like that he asked Cde ko zvaiita sei zvomotinyadzisa? Cde vakati Ndiri kupindura question no 5 yakanzi answer in brief!!!
Chinoz akatenga H-Metro akanakirwa, akaseka ndokuseka ndokubuditsa dollar zvikanzi ndipe rimwe shamwari
Teacher: give me the names of Sirs you know
John: Sir Winston Churchill
Peter: Sir Alex Ferguson
Tracy: Sir Allan Wilson
Chinoz : Sir Unononga (Seunononga)!
MaCde toisa macolour api pa flag?
Vakuru vakuru: Red for the blood shed during the war.
Vice wavo: White for peace, green for vegetation &yellow for minerals.
Chinoz: Ko ngatiisei chek chek, tine hama dzakachekwa chekwa muhondo ka!!!
Chinoz and Madam vake vakagara zvavo mu-lounge
after dinner...
Madam (to Chinoz): Unogona ku-swimmer?
Chinoz: Aiwa
Madam: Saka unokundwa nembwa? Ha ha ha kikik
kikikiki (kuseka) Chinoz keeps quiet. Then a few moments later...
Chinoz: Ko iwe unogona ku-swimmer?
Madam: Yes of-course!
Chinoz: Saka hauna kumbosiyana nembwa
Mibvunzo muparamende
Biti: ini ndakaita financial law
Gono:ini ndakaita company law
Chinamasa: ini ndakaita medical law
Tomana: ini ndakaita criminal law
Chinoz: ini ndakaita battery low
Presenter: Mr Chinotimba pa world cup apa muri ku sapota chikwata chipi, sezvo ma Warriors asiko?
Chinoz: Uruguay
Presenter: Indava? Asi munofarira chikomana Suarez?
Chinoz: no becoz ndinoera gwai
Chinoz wyf" daddy imbwa dzepanext door dzirukunyanya kuita noise endai munotaura navo tave kutadza kurara.chinoz wakes up, goes thr and returns after 15 mins bt the noise was now 3 tyms more.
irritated the wife asks"ko noise yacho zvayatonyanyisakasi mawatadza? Chinoz replied"aiwa mai mwana ndatora imbwa dzacho ndikadziisa muyard medu kuti vambozvinzwawo zvadzinoita."
chinoz was tokin pa4n
chinoz: hello mai pride are u happy. (there was a moment of silence)
chinoz: ndati munofara here
REPORTER: Cde munoti kudii nekudzingwa kukuitwa maVendors muma streets?
CHINOZ: Inin ndikutoshaya kurusarura rwabva papi futi, zvikunzi maVenda chete ndooabve ko maShona, maNdebele nemaMachawa akutengesawo mustreet arikusiirwei?!
Driver: mudhara hapachina kwatichakwanisa kuenda mota yapera peturu.
Chinoz : iwe usada kundijairira, haungandiudze kuti mota yapera peturu iyo radio ichirira!