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Wife and Hubby watching soccer

Wife and hubby watching soccer:

Wife: sweetie ko uyo akapfekerei zvakasiyana nezvevamwe?
Hubby: Ndi keeper anogara pagedhi. 

After 5 min,
Wife: Ko keeper uya zvaava kumhanya mukati, asiya ghedhi nani?
Hubby: Uyu ndi refree, haasi keeper.
Wife: Saka refree anoita basa rei?
Hubby: Ndiye ano controller game.

After 10 min,

Wife: Ko refree uya zvaamira paraini futi?
Hubby: Uyu ndi assistant refree kana kuti linesman.
Wife: Asi arikuda kusabhura refree ari mukati?
Hubby: No, anoshandira paline ipapo.

After 30 seconds,
Wife: Saka mureza waasimudza uwo iflag yekunyika ipi?
Hubby: Nhai Mwari ndaparei nhasi? Uku team yangu irikurohwa....uku ndirikubvunzwa zvisina maturo...!!

brazil yakabaiwa 7-1 ne germany

Nhai ichokwadi here kuti doro re 7days rakunzi Brazil?

Asi vatanga nema pena?

Wife waking up at halftime, Brazil yakabaiwa ne Germany 5:0,

Wife: aarghhh, asi nhasi vatanga nema pena?

Husband: iwe, rara uko!!

Yangu iUruguay

Presenter: Mr Chinotimba pa world cup apa muri ku sapota chikwata chipi, sezvo ma Warriors asiko?
Chinoz: Uruguay 
Presenter: Indava? Asi munofarira chikomana Suarez? 
Chinoz: no becoz ndinoera gwai

World Cup yenhodo?

Imwe tsanoz yangu yakaenda Joza 1999 yakadzoka ikozvino, ndatoiperekedza kuChitungwiza yanga yakurasika apo kucomplainer non-stop, tichitenderera mumaraini yazondibvunza,"ko nhai asi kuno kwaitambwa world cup yenhodo muroad kuita so many potholes?"

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