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Wife and Hubby watching soccer

Wife and hubby watching soccer:

Wife: sweetie ko uyo akapfekerei zvakasiyana nezvevamwe?
Hubby: Ndi keeper anogara pagedhi. 

After 5 min,
Wife: Ko keeper uya zvaava kumhanya mukati, asiya ghedhi nani?
Hubby: Uyu ndi refree, haasi keeper.
Wife: Saka refree anoita basa rei?
Hubby: Ndiye ano controller game.

After 10 min,

Wife: Ko refree uya zvaamira paraini futi?
Hubby: Uyu ndi assistant refree kana kuti linesman.
Wife: Asi arikuda kusabhura refree ari mukati?
Hubby: No, anoshandira paline ipapo.

After 30 seconds,
Wife: Saka mureza waasimudza uwo iflag yekunyika ipi?
Hubby: Nhai Mwari ndaparei nhasi? Uku team yangu irikurohwa....uku ndirikubvunzwa zvisina maturo...!!

world cup mukadzi murume world cup 2014

brazil yakabaiwa 7-1 ne germany

Nhai ichokwadi here kuti doro re 7days rakunzi Brazil?

world cup brazil-vs-germany wc2014

Asi vatanga nema pena?

Wife waking up at halftime, Brazil yakabaiwa ne Germany 5:0,

Wife: aarghhh, asi nhasi vatanga nema pena?

Husband: iwe, rara uko!!

world cup brazil-vs-germany wc2014

Yangu iUruguay

Presenter: Mr Chinotimba pa world cup apa muri ku sapota chikwata chipi, sezvo ma Warriors asiko?
Chinoz: Uruguay 
Presenter: Indava? Asi munofarira chikomana Suarez? 
Chinoz: no becoz ndinoera gwai

world cup chinoz brazil2014 gwai

World Cup yenhodo?

Imwe tsanoz yangu yakaenda Joza 1999 yakadzoka ikozvino, ndatoiperekedza kuChitungwiza yanga yakurasika apo kucomplainer non-stop, tichitenderera mumaraini yazondibvunza,"ko nhai asi kuno kwaitambwa world cup yenhodo muroad kuita so many potholes?"
world cup nhodo wenera pot holes chitungiza

Mitemo yevanenge vauya kuzoona bhora (World Cup 2018)

Guys ngatigare taonesana,kune avo vachange vachionera World Cup kungava kuma next door or kwa bhururu wako,

  1. Be early, at least 15 minutes from kick off, zvekuzosimuka tichikuvhurirai door iro bhora ratanga hazvinyatsoita,
  2. Ibvai Madya kudzimba dzenyu,
  3. Kana mukasvika vana varara pa sofa please siyai vakadaro,
  4. Kana yave halftime musati forcer kuchinja channel, hanzi ngatimboonei kuti ku 'Zee World' kunei,
  5. Musapinda nemasocks anonhuhwa better kutogeza tsoka musati mapinda,
  6. Morega kupota muchiisa ziso kunana madam vedu. Ziso ngaritarise tv chete!
world cup bhora mitemo Russia World Cup 2018

world cup yadzoka, hondo iya yatanga zvakare

Hondo iya yekuona Soccer World Cup nema wives is by the corner varume.Get ready!kkkk

Wyf; swetie Ko uyo akapfekerei zvakasiyana nezvevamwe?
Hubby: ndikeeper anogara pagedhi
After 5 min
Wyf: Ko keeper uye zvaava kumhanya mukati asiya gedhi naani?
Hubby: uyu ndireferee haasi keeper
Wyf,: saka referee anoita basa rei?
Hubby: ndiye ano controller game.
After ,10 min
Wyf: Ko referee uye zvaamira paraini futi?
Hubby: uyu ndiassistant referee kana kuti linesman
Wife: asi arikuda kusabhura referee ari mukati?
Hubby: No anoshandira paline ipapo.
After 30 seconds
Wife: saka mureza waasimudza uwo iflag yekunyika ipi?
Hubby: Nhai Mwari ndaparei nhasi, uku team yangu irikurohwa .. uku ndirikubvunzwa zvisina maturo
world cup bhora

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