Wife and hubby watching soccer:
Wife: sweetie ko uyo akapfekerei zvakasiyana nezvevamwe?
Hubby: Ndi keeper anogara pagedhi.
After 5 min,
Wife: Ko keeper uya zvaava kumhanya mukati, asiya ghedhi nani?
Hubby: Uyu ndi refree, haasi keeper.
Wife: Saka refree anoita basa rei?
Hubby: Ndiye ano controller game.
After 10 min,
Wife: Ko refree uya zvaamira paraini futi?
Hubby: Uyu ndi assistant refree kana kuti linesman.
Wife: Asi arikuda kusabhura refree ari mukati?
Hubby: No, anoshandira paline ipapo.
After 30 seconds,
Wife: Saka mureza waasimudza uwo iflag yekunyika ipi?
Hubby: Nhai Mwari ndaparei nhasi? Uku team yangu irikurohwa....uku ndirikubvunzwa zvisina maturo...!!
Nhai ichokwadi here kuti doro re 7days rakunzi Brazil?
Wife waking up at halftime, Brazil yakabaiwa ne Germany 5:0,
Wife: aarghhh, asi nhasi vatanga nema pena?
Husband: iwe, rara uko!!
Presenter: Mr Chinotimba pa world cup apa muri ku sapota chikwata chipi, sezvo ma Warriors asiko?
Chinoz: Uruguay
Presenter: Indava? Asi munofarira chikomana Suarez?
Chinoz: no becoz ndinoera gwai