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Nzvimbo neva gari vemu Harare

Vagari vemu Harare vakamira so:
MBAVHA - Mbare
ZVIGURE -Mabvuku
MAHURE -Chitungwiza
MAPOSITORI -Epworth
N'ANGA -Mufakose
MASOJA -Dzivarasekwa
MANINJA -Kambuzuma
MABOORANGOMA - Glen Norah
MaSALAD - Avondale
GUD GUYZ - Budiriro
MaSEWAGE - Glen View
MaBabe AKANAKA- Waterfalls
MaBHARANZI - Warren Park.
MaFISH-BONGA - Kuwadzana
TYPHOID - Hatcliffe
MaWAR-VET - Malbereign.
MADOFO - Zimre/Ruwa
maZHING-ZHONG -Borrodale
MaHUSTLER - Ximex Mall
MaHWINDI - Highfield
MAPENZI - Braeside
ZVIPOKO - Tafara
AIDS - Avenues!
VAROYI - Tafara
CHOLERA- Mabvuku
NHAMO YAKAPETWA KATATU - Matapi
VASINGAGEZE - Arcadia
VANA SIYA YECOK- Chikurubi ne Morris Depot
MANOSE - Greencroft
MAKUHWA - KwaMachipisa
VANOZVIDA IVO VARI MURUKISHENI - Glen Norah
NZARA- Rugare
MAROVHA- Braeside
ZVIDHAKWA- National
VEGWAZH - MT Pleasant/ UZ
VEKUMUSHA. - Charlotte Brooke/ Crowhill
BILHAZIA - Sunningdale/Mukuvisi
MACROOK - Kamfinsa
ZVIDHAFU - Eastlea
Kwako ndekupi kana 

Harare to mutare vs xmas to new year

Passenger : " nhai va driver hw far is it from Harare to Mutare?"
Driver : "Haaa, it is 290km"
Passenger :" Ko from Mutare to Harare?"
Driver "Unopenga here? Handiti zvakangofanana here?"
Passenger "Uummm kungobvunzawo kuti ndizive sezvo kubva pa new year kusvika pa christmas pane gore, asi kubva pa christmas kuenda pa new year ringori vhiki chete"

Nzvimbo dzemuZimbabwe ne mbiri yadzo

Mbiri ye nzvimbo
                                     
1. Bulawayo - okapi knife🔪, shabhini 🍺🍻🍺
2. Mutare mheni
3. Gokwe varoyi👽
4. Murehwa ngoma📦
5. Mt Darwin runyoka🐍
6. Kwekwe amakorokoza 💎
7. Shurugwi makorokoza 💎 mhondi 🔪🔫💂
8. Gutu vanhu vakapusa
9. Binga vanhu vakasara vanoda mbanje🚬 stereki
10. Shamva mahure👩 asina utsanana🛀🚿
11. Bunket, centenary - zvigure👿
12. Gweru chando 💨
13. Zaka, chipinge varoyi👽                  
14 mtoko mapuno
15. masvingo kudhura💰 kuroora👰 💍 + kuchekeresa💘
16 Marondera huchi🍘
17 chivi vasikana👭 vakashata
18 Nyanga bananas 🍌🍌🍌
19 Chiweshe vaporofita👼
20. Harare ....ndokwatirikuitira reseach🌐📚💻 yacho.
Iwe👈 unobvepi?

chinoz - ma vendor muma streets

REPORTER: Cde munoti kudii nekudzingwa kukuitwa maVendors muma streets?

CHINOZ: Inin ndikutoshaya kurusarura rwabva papi futi, zvikunzi maVenda chete ndooabve ko maShona, maNdebele nemaMachawa akutengesawo mustreet arikusiirwei?!

Pakudzingwa kwema vendors nekanzuru

MaVendors akagara asina kumbobvira aziiva pekutengesera. 
Vakambovhiringwa naJesu mutembere izvezvi hokoyoyi NeKanzuru

Todii kana tichisina rand ne dhora

Mazvinzwa here zvaitika muZimbabwe? Manga muine musangano wemari pakati pavaMugabe;Zuma naObama,saka vatadza kuwirirana Obama abva atora madollars ake akaenda.vaZuma vakatora marands avo vakaenda.
Saka muno hamusisina mari zvino bhazi ravakuita mombe kubva kuHarare kuenda kuBulawayo chenji imbudzi; kubva Harare kuenda Masvingo idhongi,chenji imbwa. 
Mutare kuenda Harare imbudzi, chenji ihuku. Kubva Harare kuenda nyamapanda 50kg yemanyowa. Makombi local shiri kuenda shiri kudzoka kana mbeva mbeva

MuNdebele achitaura Shona

Ndebele people in Harare speak Shona like this :
Zwakatanga pandakaona bana bachitamba panze ku Stungwiza, mumwe wacho so akavha aputa gedhi achita kutora bhora tjo! akavha adhumwa nemhota, bakatanga kuchema zwakandi nzwisa tsitsi vele hai ah. Tikavha tamuridzira song ya Pastor lokhuzeni Charamba iya yekuti puruka puruka puruka mweya unoyera.

ZINARA Public notice

PUBLIC NOTICE:
If you are a pedestrian, when crossing the road it's advisable to stand INSIDE a pothole than standing on a white line.
#ZINARA

Masasi ekupenga - tear gas ye ma riots (2016)

Sorry guys mukangoonawo ndati zii. Tight programme, ndiri busy mazuva ano handisi kubatika. Ndakawana tender yeku supplier tear gas.

Uniform yemapurisa - From Hero to Zero

From Hero to Zero. Uniform iya yaimbokwirisa mabhazi mahara, kuHarare yave kurovesa. 

Kugona munhu wechikwereti (harare protests 2016)

Kana paine munhu arikuku netsera chikwereti muudze kuti huya utore ndiri mutown

Zvonosangana neRiot ikoko

Wasu vachi verenga nhau dzeChiShona

WASU varambidzwa kuverenga nhau dzeShona paZBC mushure mezvizvi:
Hedzinoi ndaa dzichierengwa ndiMutape wekwaonini, wekwaZimunya; Harare: Mukuru anolidhe bato ririkuite looting namasi aite kuti anhu anerwe nge police apenoo tazwa kuti mapurisa apedze mvura yose nge ma teargas ose achiti hambai. Apa izwa Zita rebato hazi NERA. Anhu angoite mavhu nerubbish kuwanda kuzoringise looting yacho. Amwe arume waingoite drive left hand motikari apinde patight ngemapurisa paroadblock apo mupurisa paamise motikari avhunze munhu on the right side kuti aproduse driver's licence. Mupurisa adye rasha paaite see kuti driver haasiye ari kuleft, akavati vaifunge kuti akapusa so ngavaite return steering kuright side. Amwe asikana azoitwe arrested kuNSS aite sing Bvuma Wachembera mustadium muchiitwe inaguration yemukuru wenyika. Mapurisa ati kufarisa kwakadai has never happened before.....

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