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Makawandisa, hamukwani!

President Robert Mugabe visited Chinoz at his one-roomed house & he knocked on the door.
Chinoz: Ndiyani ?
RGM: I am his excellency; the head of state and gvt; the commander in chief of the Zimbabwe defence forces; the chancellor of all state universities; the first and permanent secretary of revolutionary party  of zanu pf, the father of Chatunga, the most educated president in the world and the president of the republic of zimbabwe, cde Robert Gabriel Mugabe.
Chinoz: ah makawandisa hamukwani ndine nzvimbo yemunhu one chete!
Robert Mugabe chinoz president Nyembe

ibola egedini

Reporter: nhai vaChinoz munoti kudiiko ne Ebola irikuda kupinda munyika? 
Chinoz: haa mfana yakapinda kare kare, ndiyo yaingonzi nanavaMugabe nepa T.V pose kuti IBOLA EGEDIN
Robert Mugabe chinoz ebola

phone yakadonha woseka asi...

Phone yako ikadonha worwadziwa asi President wako akadonha woseka ...... shame
Robert Mugabe president kudhonha

musango donha donha

Hanzi pane mufesi asungwa aonekwa achidonha mutwn akanzi ukutedzera president
Robert Mugabe mapurisa president kudonha

Gore Rezvidzidzo - akarwa hondo ndiyani

So, akarwa hondo yekusunungura Zimbabwe ndiyani?

Mujuru haana kudonhedza chikopokopo,

Didymus Mutasa haana kurwa hondo ayive busy with his wife in Mozambique,

Munangagwa was in Zambia studying, 

Mugabe was teaching in Ghana

Iro gore rino tichadzidza zvakawanda

Robert Mugabe zimbabwe Joyce Mujuru gore rezvidzidzo Didymus Mutasa chimurenga

Bhavhadheyi rako unosheya nani

Ndeupi wauno sheya naye mwedzi wawakazvarwa nawo apa?
January - Magaya
February- R.Mugabe
March - Tsvangirai
Aprill - Gumbura
May- Marabha
June - Mai Chisamba
July - Jah Praizah
August - Chinotimba
September - Macheso
October - Zhakata
November - Vharazipi
December - Makandiwa

Then wauno share naye ndoyava nickname yako!
Robert Mugabe chinoz gumbura mai chisamba vharazipi prophet magaya Macheso

Zvinhu zvisingachataurwi nemazita muZimbabwe

Zvinhu zvisingachataurwi nemazita muZimbabwe:

  • Aenda - Magetsi
  • Adzoka - Magetsi
  • Haisi kubuda - Mvura
  • irikunetsa - Network
  • Yarohwa futi - Chelsea
  • Adonha futi - Mugabe
Robert Mugabe nhamo zimbabwe zesa zinwa magetsi

Motorcade yemutungamiri wenyika yeZimbabwe

Chinoz and his son vachifamba vakaona ndege
Son: asi indege ya presdent kani?
Chinoz: dai yanga iri ya presdent waona zvimudhudhudhu mberi.
Robert Mugabe chinoz president presidential motorcade

Tsoro yavakutyisa!

Kutamba draft/tsoro is now a criminal offence mushure mekunge masoja eku cranbone anzwikwa achidaidzira kuti "uraya bhobho, ukauraya bhobho tinenge tapinda". 
Vari kurohwa pasi petsoka kutaura kuno, kuti vataure kuti vakatumwa nani kuzouraya mukuru wenyika. Chitotambai henyu chess!
Robert Mugabe tsoro masoja

Masasi eku penga - Satani naMugabe

Satan akaonekwa achichema ndokunzi newewo munhu weutsinye unotochemawo? 
Zvikanzi naSatan zvimwe zvinhu zvinoitwa naMugabe zvinongonzi ndini!
Robert Mugabe satan masasi ekupenga

vasikana musasvora ma teacher

Askana musashore munhu kana asati aane mari muchiti moda vakomana vane mari. Rimwe gore umwe muskana akaramba Robert Gabriel Mugabe achiti ma teacher haana mari, nanhasi paanonzwa sirene yemotorcade anozvirova mbama.
Robert Mugabe mudzidzisi teacher nhamo 2016

Masasi ekupenga - Surprise birthday ku state house

Guys ...pane vakasununguka here tiende tinoita surprise birthday party ya President ku state house
Robert Mugabe president masoja Mugabe @ 93 21st February Movement state house

Chero nemi mungati munhu angaite makore anenenge total time yebhora plus injury time

Nemi tinoti Refereee (Ref) ngaachiridza *pito* 
Robert Mugabe chembere bhora wachembera Mugabe @ 93 nhabvu

Mugabe @ 93 - wish you many more

A quick reminder hama dzangu. Gumirai pa "Happy birthday to you...."
Zvaana "wish you many more..." siyanai nazvo amana! Munotikuvadzisa....
Robert Mugabe Mugabe @ 93

Masasi ekupenga - mwana anonzi Robert

Ukapa mwana achangobva mukuzvarwa zita kuti Robert, haasi anozokunetsa kumubvisa pamukaka here?
Robert Mugabe mwana mukaka mucheche

criminals surrounding bonus

After staging a coup in my house, I went to the sitting room to announce to my kids that my husband was now under bedroom arrest. "Your dad is safe and sound and his security is guaranteed. he remains the father and first in command of this house. However, I am only targeting the FEMALE criminals SURROUNDING HIS BONUS." 
Robert Mugabe Jonathan Moyo Ignatius Chombo coup operation restore legacy

Tsanangudzo yekuti sei vaMugabe vakanonoka ku saina resignation letter

BREAKING NEWS: Hanzi mudhara arikuti kana aapadhuze nekusaina resignation letter arikubva akotsira. Paanomuka votangidzisa kumutsanangurira zviri kuitika
Robert Mugabe coup operation restore legacy

Mugabe akatomirirawo mbeu

hanzi Ku Gokwe vakatomirira chibage chembeu kubva kuna Mugabe kuti vatange kurima, havasi kuziva kuti kana iye Mugabe akatonyoresa rake zita kuti apiwewo chemachembere
Robert Mugabe coup operation restore legacy Gokwe mbeu

vaMugabe vakaramba kuenda kumakuva

BREAKING NEWS: Hanzi former President RG Mugabe varamba kuenda kunhamo kuHeroes Acre kundoviga Timothy Stamps vachiti ndinoitwa zvakaitwa Jah Prayzah
Robert Mugabe heroes acre Jah Prayzah Mukudzeyi Mukombe Timothy Stamps

masasi ekupenga - adzoka

Ndapepuka ndanzwa vanhu vachideedzera kuti adzoka hana yangu yarova ndichiti ndiMugabe ndazofara ndanzwa kuti MAGETSI
Robert Mugabe magetsi operation restore legacy

masasi ekupenga - kuturunura mapic a bob

Mabasa atotanga kuwànikwa kuri kudiwa vanhu varefu vachafamba maOffices vachiturunura mapotraits aMugabe
Robert Mugabe basa operation restore legacy

masasi ekupenga - Mugabe anofadza vanhu

Uyu murume anoziva kufadza vanhu. When he took over in 1980  vanhu vakafara, when he left in 2017 vanhu vakafara futi
Robert Mugabe coup operation restore legacy

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