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mukaka wakanzi Handy andy

Dear Mukuwasha,

Ndanga ndichiti ndikuzivise kuti grocery ndakariwona asi ndokumbira kuti next tym musanditengerewo mukaka wakanzi Handy andy unoitisa manyoka.
manyoka mukwasha ambuya mukaka handy andy

Murora navamwene - anobvisa ndiyani

Muroora: Haloo mhamha 

Vamwene: Hes mwanangu varisei vamwe? 

Muroora : varinani havo, ndine mubvunzo mhamha.. 

Vamwene: sununguka mwanangu

Muroora : mwana akazviitira tsvina anofanira kubvisa ndiani? 

Vamwene : amai vacho ka ndovanobvisa mwanangu... Otoita mwoyo wekubereka. 

Muroora : maita basa mhamha, in this case mwana wenyu adhakwa abva azviitira tsvina saka mosvika nguwai kuzobvisa??
manyoka doro murume muroora vamwene

Ndirikunzwa manyoka

Stella:Ndeip
Brenda: what r u doing
Stella:Kurara chaiko
Brenda: Ko why
Stella: Ndirikunzwa manyoka
Brenda: Akaimbwa nani
Stella: Kkkkkk Kwana
manyoka

Airtime haibude zvekumhanya

Girl : nditumirewo airtime
Boy : yei?
Girl : yeku juicer ka nhai
Boy: wa juicer wozoitasei ne airtime yacho?
Girl : hezvo! tamu high court here?
Boy : Ehe mari haibude zvekumhanya, kuti manyoka here
manyoka airtime

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