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mukaka wakanzi Handy andy

Dear Mukuwasha,

Ndanga ndichiti ndikuzivise kuti grocery ndakariwona asi ndokumbira kuti next tym musanditengerewo mukaka wakanzi Handy andy unoitisa manyoka.

Murora navamwene - anobvisa ndiyani

Muroora: Haloo mhamha 

Vamwene: Hes mwanangu varisei vamwe? 

Muroora : varinani havo, ndine mubvunzo mhamha.. 

Vamwene: sununguka mwanangu

Muroora : mwana akazviitira tsvina anofanira kubvisa ndiani? 

Vamwene : amai vacho ka ndovanobvisa mwanangu... Otoita mwoyo wekubereka. 

Muroora : maita basa mhamha, in this case mwana wenyu adhakwa abva azviitira tsvina saka mosvika nguwai kuzobvisa??

Ndirikunzwa manyoka

Stella:Ndeip
Brenda: what r u doing
Stella:Kurara chaiko
Brenda: Ko why
Stella: Ndirikunzwa manyoka
Brenda: Akaimbwa nani
Stella: Kkkkkk Kwana

Airtime haibude zvekumhanya

Girl : nditumirewo airtime
Boy : yei?
Girl : yeku juicer ka nhai
Boy: wa juicer wozoitasei ne airtime yacho?
Girl : hezvo! tamu high court here?
Boy : Ehe mari haibude zvekumhanya, kuti manyoka here

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