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Rasta vachireporter case yekubirwa

Rasta vachireporter case yekubirwa kwavo zvinhu kuna member in charge:

Officer: mkoma tingakubatsirai nei?

Rasta: uhh ndakena mawinds officer, ndagadzikwa mudhish,kugadzirirwa size nemarukaz.

Officer: Taura nyaya yako tibatsirane uye ndoda kuita ndichiinyora.

Rasta:Nezuro handina kukushita paden ,vana tsotsilaz vakakomha paden pangu depaz ndokundinyamurira masinhi ese kusara mava ground. Ndatozvijesibhaya monaz kuti ngwanda rashamura neteam dhakwaz yese yabva yapera offsa.

Officer: iwe saka unoti ndonyora document kuti chii nezvauri kutaura.Taura zvakanaka tizive nyaya yako.

Rasta: Plz officer help me coz shwada iri kuoneka pachivanze iri kuratidza kuti iteam reketaz rakanyamura madzinhi angu. Ndipei 3 maneighborukaz tivabate vasati vanwira ngwanda rangu.

Officer: wabirwa hre? taura zvawabirwa tizive

Rasta: realz manga mune heavy chindanga,4 pairs jordan shwada,bhivha colors rine leaf, clober rese rechirasta ,sunja yekwa sizzla,gudza nyumbi plus 2kg yee ....yee... Haa officer ndafinhurwa.

Officer: Kana wakuda kuzoreporter zvakanaka wozouya ikozvino chimbodzokera hako kumba.

Giv thanks to N.G.M. and send dis to al rastas u kno in da zion.

Munamato wa dread

Munamato waDredhi:
Almight jah in the heaven pihwai sando dzenyu mdhara bcoz munotispakira mazhets ese tipeiwo mhasuru dzemweya kuti satani asatiuraire bhasikoro,anofanira kuziva kuti hamuite hamuite paanozocheka masettings anofanira kushaya kuti zvinhu zvacho zvirikumbofambasei tokusimbisai bigtym mdara god tobatana later muzita remudhon wenyu jesu ndasasa.
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