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Rasta vachireporter case yekubirwa

Rasta vachireporter case yekubirwa kwavo zvinhu kuna member in charge:

Officer: mkoma tingakubatsirai nei?

Rasta: uhh ndakena mawinds officer, ndagadzikwa mudhish,kugadzirirwa size nemarukaz.

Officer: Taura nyaya yako tibatsirane uye ndoda kuita ndichiinyora.

Rasta:Nezuro handina kukushita paden ,vana tsotsilaz vakakomha paden pangu depaz ndokundinyamurira masinhi ese kusara mava ground. Ndatozvijesibhaya monaz kuti ngwanda rashamura neteam dhakwaz yese yabva yapera offsa.

Officer: iwe saka unoti ndonyora document kuti chii nezvauri kutaura.Taura zvakanaka tizive nyaya yako.

Rasta: Plz officer help me coz shwada iri kuoneka pachivanze iri kuratidza kuti iteam reketaz rakanyamura madzinhi angu. Ndipei 3 maneighborukaz tivabate vasati vanwira ngwanda rangu.

Officer: wabirwa hre? taura zvawabirwa tizive

Rasta: realz manga mune heavy chindanga,4 pairs jordan shwada,bhivha colors rine leaf, clober rese rechirasta ,sunja yekwa sizzla,gudza nyumbi plus 2kg yee ....yee... Haa officer ndafinhurwa.

Officer: Kana wakuda kuzoreporter zvakanaka wozouya ikozvino chimbodzokera hako kumba.

Giv thanks to N.G.M. and send dis to al rastas u kno in da zion.

O'Level results slip

O Level  Results:

Name : Tyler 
Surname: Venom

Magaba Secondary School

Maths                 U
English               U
Shona                 U
Science               U
Geography           U
History                 U
Zimdancehall        A

NB: Ma clarks haana kuuya coz Zimsec ikufunga kuti akaona bepa.

Ma clarks edhora

Kwedu kujecha kwatinobva, kwatakazvarirwa...usazoshamisika ka ukanzwa mwana achideedzwa onzi " enda unotenga ma clarks e-$1 tibikire vaenzi" ... anenge atumwa nzondora...

Mazita anoenderana nenguva

Nhai ndibatsireiwo munoriona sei zita iri.... my friend gave birth to a bouncing baby boy saka andibvunza zita reshona rechimanje manje . Ndamuti SANDODZASHE, ririsei?

Mubhaibheri hamuna Zim Dancehall!

Madzibaba anopinda mukombi vati fambei mutyairi anotanga kuridza Zim dancehall. 
Madzibaba ndokuti "Munhu wamwari bvisa izvo mubhaibheri chaimo hatina kumbonzwa kuti vanhu vaiteerera zvakadaro.!          
Mutyairi anomisa mota ovhurira madzibaba door oti: "dzikai zvenyu pano mdara"
Madzibaba anobvunza " Ko zvaitaseizve nhai munhu wamwari?"
Zvikanzi nemutyairi: "Isuwo hatina kumbopaona mubible pakanzi vanhu vaifamba nemataxi.Chimirirai ngamera nembongoro zvaitakura vanhu nguva iyi.

Chembere ichiyimba zim dancehall

Ndazoseka Gogaz yepa next door nhasi ichi imba masongs aFreeman. Paya paanoti HKD BOSS

Hanzi neGogaz: 8Kg bones


Muroora akaresva kugara pana tezvara

Tezvara vachiona muroora akaresva kugara.
Tezvara vairodza banga ukuwo muroora akagara pachair achifurura mashizha emunhanga.
Tezvara pavakaona muroora akashaisha kugara,vakabva vaimba havo vachiti:"gara mushe Shedia muroora,gara mushe Shediaaa."
Muroora paakaona kuti ndiye ayiyimbwa, akabva atangawo kuimba achiti: "hotti property, nyatsocheka masettings, takangodaro, takazvarwa takangodaro, hatirege kuita hunhu hweghetto."

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