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Welcome to Big Brother Zanu PF, last week we witnessed the eviction of Rugare Gumbo, this week we saw Ray Kaukonde being evicted. Joyce Mujuru has been nominated for eviction next week, continue to vote and save your favourite housemate. It looks like Jonathan Moyo is safe and he is likely to walk away wth the $300 000 prize money.

Gore Rezvidzidzo - tichadzidza zvakawanda

  1. Chombo says the army will use the army to get vendors off the streets.
  2. Sekeramayi says army will not be used for that purpose.
  3. Grace says vendors must not be chased away.
  4. Dokora says children must go with cell phones to school.
  5. Wadyajena says children must not go with cell phones to school.
  6. Wadyajena says school children must be given ZANU PF membership cards.
  7. Jonathan Moyo says joining ZANU PF is voluntary.
  8. Hungwe addresses Mphoko as second VP.
  9. Mphoko says he is not second VP.
  10. Mugabe accuses USA.
  11. Mugabe sends Chinamasa to the USA government for money.
  12. Kasukuwere says Mukupe is the right candidate for Harare east.
  13. Chombo says Mavis Gumbo is the right candidate for Harare East.
  14. other ZANU PF supporters say "pamberi neZANU"
  15. Mugabe says "pasi neZANU Pf" (ZANU Pf 2014 congress".
  16. other Zanu supporters believe the MDC-T got 49 % during the 1st round of 2008 elections.
  17. 17) Mugabe says MDC-T won with 71 % in the same elections.
  18. 18) Oil prices decreases.
  19. 19) Mugabe's government lowers the price for petrol.
  20. 20) Mugabe says there is democracy in Zimbabwe.
  21. 21) Mugabe fails to answer a simple question on the issue of democracy when he was in Nigeria.

Asi watumwa nema white imperialist?

Prof Moyo vachitaura nemudzimai wavo: 

Amai Prof: Nhai daddy dai taita bonde nhasi, tagarisa! Kubva paCongress shuwa...
Prof: Asi watumwa nema white imperialists kahi? Ndoziva kuti #dirtyharry ari involved #ourflag. 

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