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Harare to mutare vs xmas to new year

Passenger : " nhai va driver hw far is it from Harare to Mutare?"
Driver : "Haaa, it is 290km"
Passenger :" Ko from Mutare to Harare?"
Driver : "Unopenga here? Handiti zvakangofanana here?"
Passenger : "Uummm kungobvunzawo kuti ndizive sezvo kubva pa new year kusvika pa christmas pane gore, asi kubva pa christmas kuenda pa new year ringori vhiki chete"
christmas mutyairi harare kisimusi mutare

Chokutadzisai kuitawo zvinoitwa nevamwe varume

Amai T vachiyemera daddy:

Amai T: "Baba Tee mukuziva here kuti Baba Hazy vakatengera mai Hazy mota for Christmas?"
Baba T: "Nanga pane nyaya yako"
Amai T: "Nyaya yei kungotaurawo zvinoitarwa vamwe nevarume vawo"
Baba T: "Saka ukuda nditeedzere zvinoitwa nababa Hazy here?"
Amai T: "Aaaagh ko imi chokutadzisai kuitawo zvinoitwa nevamwe varume chii?"
Baba T: "Ibhoo ndichatanga ndamitisa munin'ina wako, ndorara nemukadzi wehanzvadzi yako, then ndozotenga mota yesorry..."
christmas baba makuhwa amai mota

Masasi emunhu ashaya pay paChristmas

Masasi emunhu ashaya pay paChristmas:
  1. Haiwawo, rice and chicken tagara tichingozvidya everyday, saka hazvishamisi.
  2. After all ndanga ndagara ndisiri kutraveller this xmas.
  3. Zvinaana machips, pizza nemacake zvinomisa moyo wangu mazuwano
  4. Andidi vana vanoenda kumaraini, vana mai Tino vanovhaira ava.
  5. Haiwawo christmas ndeye 1 day, inopfuura, nxaaa.
  6. Vatotigonera, tinotochengeta mari yemafees nemauniform next term, christmas inopedza mari
christmas nhamo january disease civil servants

Kudya huku ne nguruve pa christmas

Nhasi (christmas) ndiri kudya huku nenguruve kusvika ndaita "chicken porks"
christmas huku pork

Masasi ekupenga - Mimba dzepa Christmas

Wanhu wese wakazvarwa muna september panga pasina kurongwa izvozvo coz nhumbu dzakaitwa pachristmas ne Newyear wanhu wakadhakwa.
christmas nhumbu september

Doro raka rambwa nembwa

Unotonzwa munhu achiti andinwe doro, nekuti rakarambwa nembwa.Doro rakanyatsonyorwa kuti "Not for sale to persons under 18".Ndeipi imbwa yawakamboona ichisvitsa 18 yrs dzekuzvarwa saka ingagonwa doro sei iyo iri under age. Rega tihudzase isu Festive season iyi vamwe vakamirira kuti imbwa dzisvitse 18 yrs dzigotanga kunwa.
christmas doro imbwa

Kisimusi kana munhu akachona

Kana uchida kuona kuti munhu haana marii, taura nezvechristmass uone ,unonzwa oti Haaa Christmas yamazuvano haichashamisiri ,yangofanana nemazuva ose Kkkkk 

Wobbva watoziya kuti MUNHU UYU HAANA CASH
christmas mari

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