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chikwata chiri kutsvaka basa

Ukanzwa anoda vakomana 2 vemombe ndinavo Goche na Mutasa and vanoda DJ ndina Shamhu. Vanoda barman ndina Mavhaire, musikana wemumba ndina Mujuru, wemwana ndina Muchena. Pliz vanhu ava vanoda basa iri nezuro chaiye ok

Ndibatire nyanga!

Two boyz dzemombe dzaiita basa rekukwira mombe kana vaenda kumafuro. Umwe aibata nyanga dzemombe mumwe okwira pachuru orova yemombe. Kana apedza mumwe ainobatawo nyanga mumwe wake oitawo. 
Rimwe zuva mumwe apedza kuita akaramba kubatira mumwe wake nyanga. Izvi zvakamugumbura achibva aramwa kufudza mombe ndokutanga kudzokera kumba.
Mvura yakatanga kunaya achibva asvika rwizi rwazara. Akanzwa inzwi remusikana achichema ndokutarisa mumvura akaona musikana ainge onyura. Semukomana aiziva mvura akasvetukira murwizi ndokubatsira musikana uya. Musikana akabva ati sezvo wandibatsira taura chose chaunoda. 
Mukomana akatarisa chimoko akaona chakabatana chakasimba akati. Wati chero chandada? Musikana akati chero chawada ndinoita. Mukomana akati, "ko kana pane mumwe munhu aripo unobvuma kuita zvandinoda here?" Musikana ndokuti hongu. 
Mukomana akatora musikana uya ndokudzokera naye kumafuro kwaiva nemumwe wake. Asvika akati kune mumwe wake. " Kana wanga uchiti wakangwara wairasa." Akadana musikana uya kwaari ndokuti kumusikana. "Ndibatirewo nyanga" achibva atanga kukwira mombe.

Mushandi wepa purazi achida kuwedzerwa mari

Conversation pa farm

Mushandi: Shefu ndakauya pano mombe dziri 12 ikozvino dzave 41
Boss: Yes sure
Mushandi: Zvino ndange ndati mundiwedzerewo pay ka
Boss: Ko ndimi maidzi mitisa here bamnini?