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Yambiro kuva paridzi - mboko

WARNING!

ATT: To all preachers

Pullpit language adjustment to all the devil cursers. Zviya zvekutukirira Satan muchiti "satan imphoko!!!" To be stopped with immediate effect. Mphoko is the new Zanu PF and Zimbabwe 2nd Vice President. Kana zvanetsa mungatoti "satan mujuru!!!!"

Muroora - Zvinzvimbo pamusha

Vamwene vachiudza muroora mutsva: "Muroora, pamba pano VaTezvara wako ndivo President, Minister of Defence, Minister of Finance and Minister of Health. Ini Amwene vako ndini Vice President uye Minister of Home Affairs, Minister of Agriculture, Minister of National Housing and Minister of Gender. Murume wako uyu ndiye minister of youth saka iwe muroora pako ndepapi ?
Muroora achinyemwerera ndokuti "Ini ndiri leader weOpposition party."

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