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fastest modes of comm?

What are the three fastest modes of communication?
  1. internet
  2. telephone
  3. tell-a-zimbo

foni inoratidza hunhu hwako

Chingobata Phone yako then wobva waziva kuti wakamira papi

1. Blackberry = unoda zvinhu
2. Sony = unofarira kutora-tora maphotos
3.iPhone =unoda flambo
4. Nokia = wakaita swap n top
5. LG = wakango i pihwawo
6. Samsung = unetwunhu twako
7. Motorola = Old school
8. HTC =wakaitumirwa frm UK
9. ZTE/ECONET PHONES = wakasara
10. Dual sim = unotambura rough
11. Gtel= obviously hauende kubasa rinopfekwa tie
12. Huawei= waingodawo kupinda paWhatsapp

Ko makamuka rinhi?

  • Helo, helo ndiani?
  • Imi ndimi ani mondibvunza kuti ndiani pafoni yangu?
  • Ndaona number dzako mufon yemurume vangu?
  • Yakanzi ani
  • Abby...
  • Saka mamuchibvunzirei maona zita?
  • Ndokumbirawo usiyane nemurume vangu..
  • Hoo makamuka rinhii?
  • Kubva kupi?
  • Kumakuva,murume venyu akati makafa? Aitondinyengawo ndikamuramba ndichiti handidanane nevanhu vakafirwa manje zvamuri vapenyu ndakutomuda 

January Disease - phone yawana buyer

Ne January Disease iyi, ukawana munhu anzi, "left group" ziva kuti phone yawana buyer!

Ndiyani anokuti 'Beautiful' pakati peusiku iyeye?

Veduwe zviri mudzimba zvakaoma. Mukadzi nemurume vakarara fon yemukadzi iri pacharge. Time yava around 0000hrs murume akamuka anzwa fon yemukadzi ichirira kamwe kasound. Paakaitarisa akamutsa mukadzi. Murume ndokut kumukadzi wake;" Ndianiko anokutumira message yekuti BEAUTIFUL pakati peusiku kudai"? Mukadzi akabva apindura murume wake nehasha zvikanzi,"Kana musingachaoni endai mundoparwa maziso baba, pakanzi BEAUTIFUL here apa kana kut pakanzi BATTERY FULL?"

Mushakabvu akabva amuka

Pazvakangonzi phone yemufi ngaipihwe mukadzi, ipapo mushakabvu akabva amuka

Ndini Kero

Inzwa conversation iripano:
Mukomana aida kutaura nechimoko asi changa chisina fone, so akafona pane yababa wacho.
Baba: haloo
Muface :halo ndingataure wo na stella
Baba: ndiwe ani
Muface: ndini Kero
Baba: unoti ndiwe Caro anenzwi rechirume manje hausi kuzotaura naye kana usina kundiudza kuti ndiwe ani
Muface: inga ndirikutaura wani kt ndini Kerovhini

Ma symptoms eEbola nekubatirwa foni

Masymptoms eEbola akafanana nezvinoitika kana murume akabatirwa fone nemukadzi:
  • Kudikitira
  • Nyoka kurira mudumbu
  • daerhea
  • Kubvunda
  • Nekuona tunyeredzi uye kupera simba

Kufa kuri nani

Wife: sweetheart,ndiurairewo shumba. 
Husband: umm bby wandiomesera wadii wati ndiite chimwe chirinani. 
Wife: horaiti,ndipewo foni yako ndiverenge ma whats app messages ako. 
Husband: ahhh ndiratidze hako kuneshumba ndiuraye

Rudo here kuti vanhu vageze vose

Ukanzwa murume achidaidza mudzimai kuti vageze vose everytime usafunga kuti rudo rwakanyanyisa. Kwete bodo, kutya kuti foni inosara ikavhurwa kana kufonerwa nesmallhouse 

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