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Chisikana chidofo dofo

Chimwe chisikana chidofo dofo, changa chakazvipengera nekunaka, chaka wana 5 out of 100 pasvomhu!!

Murairidzi, uyo aiva munhurume, ndokunyora mubhuku kuti "SEE ME!!" achiti achibatsire. Asi chisikana chiya chakatofunga hacho zverudo, ndokunyorawo reply mubhuku imomo chichiti:

"Hapana muuyu unovinga shiri!!! Iwe huya undione.... Kana uri serious nezvangu!!"

teacher dofo mudzidzisi shiri muuyu see me

Omo ne Surf zvinoburitsa furo here

Mwana muClass:

"Sir, ko tika mixer Omo ne Surf washing powder panobuda furo here?

Teacher: "Yes panobuda furo, handidi zvikubvunzwa zvisina basa makuseni so mhani"

Mwana achizevezera munzveve yeClassmate yake: "What a stupid answer panoita furo cei isu tisati taisa mvura UMMMM TICHAFOIRA GORE RINO"

teacher dofo mudzidzisi chikoro

chinoz - marudzi ema kiss

Teacher - ndiani angatipewo marudzi ekiss amunoziva?

Caleb - deep kiss,

Gift - french kiss,

Chinoz - kiss dhondoro.

Teacher - chii?????

Chinoz - sorry, kiss musi

teacher dofo mudzidzisi chinoz chikoro

Flag ye Zimbabwe

Teacher: ko black colour iri paflag yedu yeZimbabwe yakamirirei?

Mwana: Load shedding

teacher mudzidzisi chikoro mwana zimbabwe zesa

chinoz - chicken cuts

Teacher :ndiani angatipewo 2 types dzefood dzekuti tikadzisanganisa tinoburitsa 1type of food.

Chinoz : chicken ne katsi. Zvinoti buritsira ma chicken cuts.

teacher dofo mudzidzisi chinoz chicken chikafu

Munhu asingamwi doro idhongi

Mudzidzisi wakaisa mabuckets two, redoro neremvura. Akabva atinha dongi. Dongi rakasvika pabucket redoro ndokudarika, ndokuenda paneremvura ndokunwa.

Mudzidzisi akabva abvunza vana kuti vakanga vazidzei.

John: "Ini ndadzidza kut wese asinganwi doro idhongi!"

teacher mudzidzisi chikoro doro

Hwindi aona teacher wake

Hwindi akaona teacher wake achipfuura iye achidaidzira budiriro budiriro pamarket square ndokuti teacher teacher noise yamaindirovera muclass yakundi raramisa nhasi

teacher mudzidzisi chikoro hwindi

svomhu: 5 anopinda kangani muna 20

Teacher : Temba, 5 anopinda kangani muna 20?

Temba: kunoitei?

Teacher: i maths, weka tione

Temba: kana muchinakidza,anogona kupinda kana ka 10, asi kana muchibhowa anopinda ka 1

teacher dofo mudzidzisi chikoro svomhu

Maticha haazivi zvaanoda!

Mateacher makanzi pfekai mauniform mukaramba. Hezvo nhasi hurumende yoti irikutanga kubhadhara mauniformed forces imi mochema. Saka munodei chaizvo?

teacher mudzidzisi nhamo zimbabwe hurumende nhamo 2016

Askana musashore munhu kana asati aane mari muchiti moda vakomana vane mari. Rimwe gore umwe muskana akaramba Robert Gabriel Mugabe achiti ma teacher haana mari, nanhasi paanonzwa sirene yemotorcade anozvirova mbama.

teacher mudzidzisi Robert Mugabe nhamo 2016

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