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Lotto yabatwa nezvimwe

Two boys bought a state lottery (lotto) ticket vari vese ndobva vawinna  $25000 then they were told kuti they had to share 50-50 zvikanzi:

 "A! Kusheya? Kana zvirizvo chitidzorerai mari yedu"

buda maari iwe dhimoni

A pastor was casting out a demon "ndiwe ani?" Demon "ndini vatete vake" Pastor "unodei maari?" Demon "ndoda kuti awinhe lotto this week" Then the pastor lowers his voice and whispers "buda maari upinde mandiri"

Unoita sei kana tikabata lotto

Hubby asks wife:
"Unoita sei ukanzwa kuti ndahwinha lotto?"
Wife: "Ndinotora half yacho ndokutiza."
Hubby: "Ndagona 3 numbers saka ndahwinha $27. Tora $13:50 yako urove pasi."

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